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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#21 - 2012-10-23 16:12:02 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
AlleyKat wrote:
Two weeks in Ibiza.

You come back without getting any; become a monk.

AK


I preferred Majorca. guess I'm just more classy Big smile


Denmark.

If you can't get it there, you got issues.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#22 - 2012-10-23 16:13:44 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO


1. Get laid in the park, a car, or some other semi-public place. It's a teenage tradition.
2. About everybody suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder when it comes to trying to get laid. OCD-- no problem. Most women I know are both obsessive and compulsive, and they don't consider it a disorder.
3. You might be better off looking for smart/artsy girls. Even if they aren't the best looking ones. The dumb girls won't get it.

Edit: Actually going for beta girls or gamma girls is always a good policy. Going for alpha hotties could be a waste of time and effort, and also bad for your psychological homeostasis. Betas and gammas are more appreciate and more normal-acting As they say in Japan: "You'll be tired of a babe after three days. You'll get used to a bad-looking girl after three days."



Actually it's these assumptions about the hotties that results in them being treated in such a manner that treating them nice wins them over much easier than you could expect.

I work next door to a modelling agency.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2012-10-23 21:00:04 UTC
Serious comments only plz

loljk
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2012-10-23 21:09:30 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO


1. Get laid in the park, a car, or some other semi-public place. It's a teenage tradition.
2. About everybody suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder when it comes to trying to get laid. OCD-- no problem. Most women I know are both obsessive and compulsive, and they don't consider it a disorder.
3. You might be better off looking for smart/artsy girls. Even if they aren't the best looking ones. The dumb girls won't get it.

Edit: Actually going for beta girls or gamma girls is always a good policy. Going for alpha hotties could be a waste of time and effort, and also bad for your psychological homeostasis. Betas and gammas are more appreciate and more normal-acting As they say in Japan: "You'll be tired of a babe after three days. You'll get used to a bad-looking girl after three days."



Actually it's these assumptions about the hotties that results in them being treated in such a manner that treating them nice wins them over much easier than you could expect.

I work next door to a modelling agency.


The hot ones are the easy ones, they go neurotic when you ignore them completely and make it look like you're eyeing someone else. Though that also depends on how you look, I'm a lifeguard so I have a swimmer's body (Cool) which is very desirable or so I've been told.

Also real battle scars Pirate

It's all a game Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Selinate
#25 - 2012-10-23 21:30:48 UTC
I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...

This is just what I've heard, though.
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2012-10-23 21:35:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Ares Desideratus
Selinate wrote:
I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...

This is just what I've heard, though.

I stop fapping for weeks at a time, and number 2 is completely exacerbated by the fact that I have only a few friends and rarely, if ever, compete in parties or sesh any more (meaning my social fears and my obsessiveness rarely get a chance for anyone to see).
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2012-10-23 22:26:02 UTC
Selinate wrote:
I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...

This is just what I've heard, though.


Being arrested for being the next Ted Bundy won't help matters much, so lets not go to extremes here

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Selinate
#28 - 2012-10-23 22:35:40 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Selinate wrote:
I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...

This is just what I've heard, though.


Being arrested for being the next Ted Bundy won't help matters much, so lets not go to extremes here


Ted Bundy didn't fap?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2012-10-23 22:43:16 UTC
Selinate wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Selinate wrote:
I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...

This is just what I've heard, though.


Being arrested for being the next Ted Bundy won't help matters much, so lets not go to extremes here


Ted Bundy didn't fap?


Obviously not....

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Selinate
#30 - 2012-10-23 22:48:44 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Selinate wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Selinate wrote:
I've heard that if you stop fapping, then number 2 might be alleviated somewhat...

This is just what I've heard, though.


Being arrested for being the next Ted Bundy won't help matters much, so lets not go to extremes here


Ted Bundy didn't fap?


Obviously not....


Ugh
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-10-24 00:26:50 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO


1. Get laid in the park, a car, or some other semi-public place. It's a teenage tradition.
2. About everybody suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder when it comes to trying to get laid. OCD-- no problem. Most women I know are both obsessive and compulsive, and they don't consider it a disorder.
3. You might be better off looking for smart/artsy girls. Even if they aren't the best looking ones. The dumb girls won't get it.

Edit: Actually going for beta girls or gamma girls is always a good policy. Going for alpha hotties could be a waste of time and effort, and also bad for your psychological homeostasis. Betas and gammas are more appreciate and more normal-acting As they say in Japan: "You'll be tired of a babe after three days. You'll get used to a bad-looking girl after three days."


I'm way too tight to have sex in public to be honest. At a party or something, maybe. One time they wanted me to **** this chick in front of her sister and two cousins, that was way too messed up for me. I don't like public especially.

I think you're probably right about going after the smarter girls. The thing is I rarely talk to any girls any more except at stores and stuff so what do I do go to Chapters and start stalking girls hahaha, I look so out of place at a book store too because I'm such a dirty bogan
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2012-10-24 00:29:20 UTC
Nachteule Kohen wrote:
fleshlight.

This wasn't funny until I searched up fleshlight. hahahaha

Elias Greyhand wrote:
Van.

Chloroform-soaked rag.

The line "Excuse me, miss, does this smell like chloroform?".

i laughed pretty hard at this
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2012-10-24 00:47:36 UTC
To be almost serious here - you've got a social problem, you need to socialise more. In other words get out, in ways you feel ok, but around others.

As for your problem - the church ?

Thats about all thats left. Get some hot nun action.

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#34 - 2012-10-24 01:16:24 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Van.

Chloroform-soaked rag.

The line "Excuse me, miss, does this smell like chloroform?".



It has to be a white van though.


also beard and glasses needed.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2012-10-24 04:26:52 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
1. You live in your grandma's garage

2. You suffer from Social Anxiety Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (you basically fear social situations and are really weird)

4. You're a well-read dirty teenage indian kid from Canada who is really smart and just all-around magnificent

GO


1. Get laid in the park, a car, or some other semi-public place. It's a teenage tradition.
2. About everybody suffers from Social Anxiety Disorder when it comes to trying to get laid. OCD-- no problem. Most women I know are both obsessive and compulsive, and they don't consider it a disorder.
3. You might be better off looking for smart/artsy girls. Even if they aren't the best looking ones. The dumb girls won't get it.

Edit: Actually going for beta girls or gamma girls is always a good policy. Going for alpha hotties could be a waste of time and effort, and also bad for your psychological homeostasis. Betas and gammas are more appreciate and more normal-acting As they say in Japan: "You'll be tired of a babe after three days. You'll get used to a bad-looking girl after three days."


I'm way too tight to have sex in public to be honest. At a party or something, maybe. One time they wanted me to **** this chick in front of her sister and two cousins, that was way too messed up for me. I don't like public especially.

I think you're probably right about going after the smarter girls. The thing is I rarely talk to any girls any more except at stores and stuff so what do I do go to Chapters and start stalking girls hahaha, I look so out of place at a book store too because I'm such a dirty bogan


The smart ones won't be faithful, they think they're smart enough to get away with it Pirate

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#36 - 2012-10-24 06:03:14 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Nachteule Kohen wrote:
fleshlight.

This wasn't funny until I searched up fleshlight. hahahaha

Elias Greyhand wrote:
Van.

Chloroform-soaked rag.

The line "Excuse me, miss, does this smell like chloroform?".

i laughed pretty hard at this



LOL they got glow in the dark ones with a Halloween motif.


yeesh.


Do you look good in a dress? Maybe you can be your own girlfriend? Just don't end up pregnant.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
#37 - 2012-10-24 08:41:06 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I'm a lifeguard


AH!

NOW your name makes sense. Awesome choice of profession to get tail - gotta be right up there with 'firefighter'.

kudos sir.

AK

This space for rent.
Selinate
#38 - 2012-10-24 09:40:12 UTC
AlleyKat wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I'm a lifeguard


AH!

NOW your name makes sense. Awesome choice of profession to get tail - gotta be right up there with 'firefighter'.

kudos sir.

AK


I think Surfin is actually a girl...
Aragoni
Black Talon Command
#39 - 2012-10-24 10:12:34 UTC
You play EVE. Go to a girl and see "Heeeeey..... Wanna come home with me and see my Titan?".
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#40 - 2012-10-24 12:27:51 UTC
Aragoni wrote:
You play EVE. Go to a girl and see "Heeeeey..... Wanna come home with me and see my Titan?".


Titan?! That's a thorax!

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny