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Omnibears gather around, make yourselves heard above the herds.

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Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#41 - 2012-10-19 19:28:38 UTC
FINALLY!! A title I can wear with pride.

What do we do again?

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."

De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2012-10-19 22:10:54 UTC
Touval Lysander wrote:
FINALLY!! A title I can wear with pride.

What do we do again?


As little as it takes to get rich as hell and then spend it all on hookers and blow.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.

De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2012-10-19 22:11:57 UTC  |  Edited by: De'Veldrin
Souxie Alduin wrote:
De'Veldrin wrote:
Just remember there are some kinds of bears that will tear off your head, **** down your neck, and then eat you.


pfft. Try: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear
There's a reason you're not allowed to leave town without a gun if you live on Svalbard.


From what I understand, polar bears do not wait until they have removed your head before shitting down your neck. They just expect you to open wide and take it.

Edit: Hey no way - Polar Bears are gate campers

Quote:
The bear uses its excellent sense of smell to locate a seal breathing hole, and crouches nearby in silence for a seal to appear. When the seal exhales, the bear smells its breath, reaches into the hole with a forepaw, and drags it out onto the ice. The polar bear kills the seal by biting its head to crush its skull.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#44 - 2012-10-19 22:36:27 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
Edit: Hey no way - Polar Bears are gate campers
Quote:
The bear uses its excellent sense of smell to locate a seal breathing hole, and crouches nearby in silence for a seal to appear. When the seal exhales, the bear smells its breath, reaches into the hole with a forepaw, and drags it out onto the ice. The polar bear kills the seal by biting its head to crush its skull.

Oh goodness.

Do they also have bubbles?

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Souxie Alduin
Anarchy in the Eve
#45 - 2012-10-20 00:42:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Souxie Alduin
Alavaria Fera wrote:
De'Veldrin wrote:
Edit: Hey no way - Polar Bears are gate campers
Quote:
The bear uses its excellent sense of smell to locate a seal breathing hole, and crouches nearby in silence for a seal to appear. When the seal exhales, the bear smells its breath, reaches into the hole with a forepaw, and drags it out onto the ice. The polar bear kills the seal by biting its head to crush its skull.

Oh goodness.

Do they also have bubbles?


Yes, but up there they're called "tents".

Edit: They also have no moral qualms about using their children as bait to lure in stupid, fat tourists.
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2012-10-20 01:09:52 UTC
I'm a person not a bear. bears are russians.
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#47 - 2012-10-20 02:56:01 UTC
It's not a herd by the way.
I just learned that the collective noun for bears is a "sleuth" or "sloth."
Weird, huh? What?

Who put the goat in there?

loki energon
Anasazi Wanderratter's Social Club
#48 - 2012-10-20 04:08:27 UTC
i shall name my next cruiser "ss omnibear".


lol i love this idea

kill em all.

Klymer
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2012-10-20 04:27:49 UTC
water bear = best bear

Fabulous Rod
Darkfall Corp
#50 - 2012-10-20 15:19:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Fabulous Rod
bears is right. Real pvpers play Darkfall, an actual skill-based game. Full loot and no safety zones.
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