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Serena Serene
Heretic University
#21 - 2012-10-16 11:52:45 UTC
Looks really fake to me. So many exaggerations and stereotypes can't be all in one mail o.o
At least I hope it's fake, would be good for my believe in humanity.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#22 - 2012-10-16 12:14:28 UTC
I dunno, I've actually seen people mining in an Incursus before.

It is a sad, sad sight.

I poke them and say, 'Use a Navitas, FFS.'.

And they say, 'Navi what?'

And that's when I went and got my gank Catalyst, your honor.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
NuNu Dagobah
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-10-16 12:23:37 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
I dunno, I've actually seen people mining in an Incursus before.

It is a sad, sad sight.

I poke them and say, 'Use a Navitas, FFS.'.

And they say, 'Navi what?'

And that's when I went and got my gank Catalyst, your honor.



You may go free good chap, your work in the humanitarian sector is admirable
Veruca Psalt
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2012-10-16 12:32:55 UTC
Obvious troll is obvious. Also why would you remove the guys name?
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#25 - 2012-10-16 13:04:08 UTC
Veruca Psalt wrote:
Obvious troll is obvious. Also why would you remove the guys name?



Just look up mike24hwhatever on eve kill. I doubt his killboard is filled with mining incursusies... Es...I...whatever the plural is of tgat ship.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#26 - 2012-10-16 13:11:21 UTC
Checked out KB, load of rubbish :|

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#27 - 2012-10-16 13:12:28 UTC
OP has no killmails with this ship type from anywhere near the date the message was sent.

I call shenanigans.

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
Gaylord Fappington
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-10-16 13:47:37 UTC
Knows enough eve jargon to refer to a ship as popped . . .

makes a big deal over a miner II

trawlin.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2012-10-16 19:27:24 UTC
Shederov Blood wrote:
What are all the stars in the title?


Decorations.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2012-10-16 19:40:31 UTC
Gaylord Fappington wrote:
Knows enough eve jargon to refer to a ship as popped . . .

makes a big deal over a miner II

trawlin.


Mining for fish? Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#31 - 2012-10-16 19:59:33 UTC
Mikeh24 wrote:
Reppyk wrote:
WOOP WOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE C+POLICE


You must be new here.
You're not allowed to make a thread with logs.
You're allowed to post logs only 1) in the (sticky) pirate thread and 2) you must add content, not just a killmail or a log.


WOOP WOOP


Just did, want another bill?

i like
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#32 - 2012-10-16 20:47:24 UTC
Mikeh24 wrote:
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M OBEASE, I WAS BORN THIS WAY..



It's not my fault I'm Obese
I weigh four-hundred at least
I like my Big Macs, baby
I was born this way

?
Idris Helion
Doomheim
#33 - 2012-10-16 21:11:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Idris Helion
Quote:
THIS HAS KEPT ME UP AT NIGHT FOR AT LEAST THREE!!! NIGHTS.


Three whole nights? By God, this shall not stand! Quick, boys, to your pixel-ships! We must avenge this outrage forthwith!

1/10. Very poor. See me after class.
Idris Helion
Doomheim
#34 - 2012-10-16 21:15:12 UTC
Re-reading the OP, I really have to say: a very sub-par troll. Obvious, shrill, unsubtle. I revoke my charity point and award you a 0/10. May God have mercy on your soul.
Kynlif Eldflaugum
Doomheim
#35 - 2012-10-16 22:39:01 UTC
Badpost is bad.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#36 - 2012-10-16 23:43:35 UTC
Reppyk wrote:
You're not allowed to make a thread with logs.
You're allowed to post logs only 1) in the (sticky) pirate thread and 2) you must add content, not just a killmail or a log.


This is C&P.

You are expected to break the rules every time you post.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#37 - 2012-10-17 00:50:02 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Wait... There is no way I just read 'Mining Incursus'....

You didn't. OP clearly wrote mining "INCURSIS."

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

https://truestories.eveonline.com/users/2074-destiny-corrupted
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#38 - 2012-10-17 03:59:42 UTC
Not nearly enough typos to not be a fake, imo.

Je suis Paris // Köln // Brüssel // Orlando // Nice // Würzburg, München, Ansbach // Saint-Étienne-du-Rouvray

Je suis Berlin // Fort Lauderdale // London // St. Petersburg // Stockholm

Je suis [?]
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-10-17 13:41:46 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Mikeh24 wrote:
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M OBEASE, I WAS BORN THIS WAY..



It's not my fault I'm Obese
I weigh four-hundred at least
I like my Big Macs, baby
I was born this way

?


Big Mac Rap

I want a double cheeseburger, hold the lettuce.
Don't be frontin son, no seeds on the bun
I be up in this drive thru order for 2
Craving number 9, like my shoes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q03Ki4GhONs

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#40 - 2012-10-17 16:53:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Reppyk
Lady Spank wrote:
Reppyk wrote:
You're not allowed to make a thread with logs.
You're allowed to post logs only 1) in the (sticky) pirate thread and 2) you must add content, not just a killmail or a log.


This is C&P.

You are expected to break the rules every time you post.
I broke the C+P "break the rules" rule.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
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