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hobgoblin l
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#81 - 2011-10-18 06:28:55 UTC
I brushed my elbow against a girls boob one time at an overcrowded Star Trek convention - so beat that OP - you armor tanked Badger losing Casanova....
Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#82 - 2011-10-18 07:20:04 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!


Gee those girls from pornhub doesn't count.
Also take this with you next time you login inti Eve.
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Calisto Thellere
#83 - 2011-10-18 08:58:44 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:


Even if you were a woman, I bet you are overweight or have body hair, probably a bit of a moustache.


That sentence alone confirms above all doubt that you are infact a 12yr old. Or a bitter 16yr old virgin suffering from some disorder or other.

Stop posting please.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#84 - 2011-10-18 09:10:45 UTC
Headerman wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Angry Onions wrote:
My mind... it is full of F U CK!


IMAGINE HOW I FEEL?!


You seem to be quite experienced at Capital production... how do you do it in high sec?


Made me lol at work. Lol

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
Sh0plifter
Underworld Property Accounting Partnership
#85 - 2011-10-18 10:56:32 UTC
I cant believe I delayed a booty-call to read this.
Taint
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#86 - 2011-10-18 10:59:34 UTC
How much do you pay, each time you get laid ?
SaltyandSweet
Oblivion Watch
HYDRA RELOADED
#87 - 2011-10-18 11:12:46 UTC
a dickless dude cryin on teh forums about having a life and getting girls yet is playing a girl......hMHMHMHMMMmMMMMmmMM. nice try cockstain youre trying too hard.

Im So Baller I Buy Plex Cuz im too lazy to do PVE!
jizzlez
Herb Men
#88 - 2011-10-18 13:25:02 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Something about angry birds



Well now mr.getsplentyoass.Please refrain from the claims that you get madd booty.As we have done a survey and have found most doods who make chick avatars are in fact suffering from a lack of guy-girl interaction.Which is why they make girl avatars ,Because they cannot get an actual woman so they create one in MMO's to see what one actually looks like.You cannot deny this fact as you have a girl avatar and talk like a guy.If your a girl i apologize and wish you the best in the 4 times a week your outside.Please show us proof in the form of posting with your main or some video links of you actually talking with/to/at a person of the opposite sex.

If your are unable to make good with this request we will have no choice but to consider your post a feeble attempt at best of what some would consider a troll of unepic proportions.Im truely sorry we cannot process your claim of butthurt until further posts of proof have been made by you Sir StickyKeys.As some would say.The balls are now in your court.

Thanks in advance,Adoodwhoknowshegetsbooty
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#89 - 2011-10-18 14:49:09 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits


I'm pretty sure it's hygiene* and habits* there boss.

Obvious troll is obvious.

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

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Alua Oresson
Aegis Ascending
Solyaris Chtonium
#90 - 2011-10-18 15:42:32 UTC
Jack Carrigan wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits


I'm pretty sure it's hygiene* and habits* there boss.

Obvious troll is obvious.


It could be that he meant bad eating Hobbits. That is a pretty nasty habit as well.

http://pvpwannabe.blogspot.com/
Zanzbar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#91 - 2011-10-18 16:06:33 UTC
2 / 10
Nephilius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#92 - 2011-10-18 17:02:40 UTC
Riley Madison wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Riley Madison wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Riley Madison wrote:
That's funny because I go out, not 4 times a week, but every day, I go to school full time, work part time, and have several little sisters to watch after. I have wonderful friends whom I enjoy spending time with on the weekends very much, and they also understand the importance of and seriousness bussinessness of internet gaming. I fly in my battleship, with the ISK I made in game in a matter of minutes, making more ISK by the minute, so I can take my pvp ships into lowsec and eat sorry ass punks like you for breakfast.

Oh and I have had more girls inside me at one time than you will ever have the pleasure to meet the acquaintance of in a lifetime.




I prefer to be inside girls not them inside of me... so I wouldn't know about that.



Then you're obviously not living.

Get a life, loser!


OMFG, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS?! SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID!

RAGE!


I was honestly trying to humor your feeble attempt at trolling the nerds of this forum. Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine, causing me to throw my head back, thrust my chest forward and contract my shoulders in ecstasy, as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties.

But as I continued reading on through your thread, your posts became increasingly unclever and anticlimactic, as if your first post was all the juice you had, but you, bless your heart, desperately tried to continue, with what little wit and humor you had left in your simple mind.

I can only imagine what your girlfriend thinks of your love-making. I bet you are a jackhammer to start, pounding her into oblivion as she screams your name, lavishly stroking your ego. But lo and behold, you fail to see through, abruptly ending in an ejaculation thoroughly announced, yet feeble and anticlimactic. Then, to reconcile the situation, you think it is a good idea to continue plugging her up, with what can only be described as a limp, impotent, sorry excuse for a manhood you possess. She lays there unamused, rolling her eyes, as you flex your bicep and grin in satisfaction. You are the man, in your mind, but your girlfriend thinks otherwise.

Personally, I feel for her. And that is why I am a lesbian.


Yep me too. And cause I'm a guy doesn't mean I cant be a lesbian. :P
"If."
vixxxy
Doomheim
#93 - 2011-10-18 20:23:21 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!


lol
Brother Zahariel
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#94 - 2011-10-18 23:21:02 UTC
These posts make my e-pen0r feel massive.

I'll use it to e-**** girls with body hair... Apparently.
Aggressive Nutmeg
#95 - 2011-10-18 23:52:11 UTC
Dorn Val wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Kellen Shimaya wrote:
I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.


WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE


Warm apple pie...

A fan of the movie "American Pie" by any chance?

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#96 - 2011-10-19 04:22:16 UTC
hobgoblin l wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Pfft, I laugh at the op. As a US Marine infantryman I've been with the most vile, unclean things calling themselves women in the world... I swear you have to quadruple bag it because the first 3 layers will be dissolved.


Yo lay off my Moma mmmk........


Tell her to stop calling me!

And you can call me dad Blink

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#97 - 2011-10-19 04:39:13 UTC
jizzlez wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Something about angry birds



Well now mr.getsplentyoass.Please refrain from the claims that you get madd booty.As we have done a survey and have found most doods who make chick avatars are in fact suffering from a lack of guy-girl interaction.Which is why they make girl avatars ,Because they cannot get an actual woman so they create one in MMO's to see what one actually looks like.You cannot deny this fact as you have a girl avatar and talk like a guy.If your a girl i apologize and wish you the best in the 4 times a week your outside.Please show us proof in the form of posting with your main or some video links of you actually talking with/to/at a person of the opposite sex.

If your are unable to make good with this request we will have no choice but to consider your post a feeble attempt at best of what some would consider a troll of unepic proportions.Im truely sorry we cannot process your claim of butthurt until further posts of proof have been made by you Sir StickyKeys.As some would say.The balls are now in your court.

Thanks in advance,Adoodwhoknowshegetsbooty



I don't have to prove anything to you nerds! I've already said my peace now get the hell out of my thread!

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Botleten
Perkone
Caldari State
#98 - 2011-10-19 04:41:45 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:

I don't have to prove anything to you nerds! I've already said my peace now get the hell out of my thread!


You're a ****** troll dude... if you were really quitting, you'd be gone by now finding better things to do than constantly checking back in to post in your thread.
kiki mo
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#99 - 2011-10-19 06:31:30 UTC
OP: Obvious troll is obvious

Fascinating as this topic is, I need to know something: what is the top speed of an unladen orca?
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#100 - 2011-10-19 06:34:06 UTC
kiki mo wrote:
OP: Obvious troll is obvious

Fascinating as this topic is, I need to know something: what is the top speed of an unladen orca?


Amarrian or Gallentian?

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