Crime & Punishment

Admittedly, my wife and kids do tease me about the spaceships game I play. But apparently this makes me a nerd who can't get laid.

Reminds me of how clueless I was when I lost my first (and only) badger. Hate to say it, (because I don't like picking on newbies) but the OP's nerd rage here is awesome.

My wife gives me a hard time when I get into a serious Eve conversation on TeamSpeak because of all the jargon that gets used. She had a lot of fun asking what the difference between "high sex" "low sex" and "null sex (oh wait, that one is obvious)" was.

My kids (4 and 7) just like watching the space ships fly around. Their favorite is the Pilgrim, they like when I make it invisible. Also, it looks a little bit like it might be Iron Man's space ship, all red and gold.



I honestly don't remember how I felt the first time I lost a ship to PVP. By then I'd gotten really good at losing ships in missions that were way over my head due to my habit of following corpmates into L3s and L4s with a T1 cruiser. It was a running gag for a long time and conditioned me well for riskier activities.

When i lost my first ship i was mad for about a minute or so, then i was reminded that it was a.. .GAME!

my handle is the ytcracker
the progenitor of all the nerd rap that youre hearing today
there was a time in my life when the ladies didnt dig me
i didnt get laid and i didnt have a big screen
now they line up to see me asking for a freebee
cool down be less needy
were a little greedy - back in the day when no one cared
sitting in our basements face it

hacking on computers disassembling stuff
paid off in the end now who got it rough
the beauty of the baud and the world of the switch
make a new generation of us geekstas rich
we owned those that made fun of us tried to make a run at us
beat us up in class said yea theres a ton of us
whos laughing now cuz most of us your bosses
the rest of you are flipping burgers smelling secret sauces

this is the life of a meganerd baby
we doing things and we making it happen right
from the trash 80 to a black mercedes
no one can stop us now cuz we keeping nerdy nice
this is the life of a meganerd baby
we doing things and we making it happen right
from the trash 80 to a black mercedes
no one can stop us now cuz we keeping nerdy nice

i hated gym - cuz i never was athletic
i played a couple sports just to keep it copasetic
but i found more in computers than i ever could in hooping
every time i wrote a goto ***** i had that baby looping
basically basic was the first language i spoke
and i was telling apple deuces just where they could peek and poke
i had a five and quarter floppy labeled please dont drop me
used to load a million copies and no one could ever stop me

lived in the computer lab no one could separate us
and i never did my homework its no wonder others hate us
id get As on all my tests so nobody could debate us
now im shouting from the mountain stc we are the greatest
never get discouraged just let your nerdy flourish
cuz were native to this code and the rest are all just tourists
if it aint apparent now then just wait a couple years
when your gas is getting pumped by every one of those queers

this is the life of a meganerd baby
we doing things and we making it happen right
from the trash 80 to a black mercedes
no one can stop us now cuz we keeping nerdy nice
this is the life of a meganerd baby
we doing things and we making it happen right
from the trash 80 to a black mercedes
no one can stop us now cuz we keeping nerdy nice

It's a cut throat game, Nice rage quit all the same.

I remember when 4 million seemed like a lot to spend on a ship, and that was my mission cruiser.

OP makes no mention of the "Quality" of Women he lays with ergo it's probable to assume that they are all mutts and hounds.

I'm gay

Yo lay off my Moma mmmk........

You just made me spit out my coffee LOL