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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Zirse
Risktech Analytics
#821 - 2011-10-17 19:23:19 UTC
Sniped.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#822 - 2011-10-18 02:50:19 UTC
I can totally support men who were willing to install artificial womb to get pregnant, but that menstrual period emulator was bit overkill don't you think?

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Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#823 - 2011-10-18 03:09:00 UTC
You're that guy that keeps showing up in everyone's bed, aren't you... The door is that way.

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Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#824 - 2011-10-18 03:18:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Grey Stormshadow
Yea I get the hint... anyway thanks for letting me crash here and unload my junk on your jet cans last night. It was really friendly thing to do.

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Azahni Vah'nos
Vah'nos Family
#825 - 2011-10-18 03:30:56 UTC
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
Yea I get the hint... anyway thanks for letting me crash here and unload my junk on your jet cans last night. It was really friendly thing to do.

Okay give it to me .... noooo not that!!! .... I want the master key you seem to have to everyones CQ's.

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Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#826 - 2011-10-18 03:44:11 UTC
It is called "crowbar", but don't be afraid... Before visiting such beautiful women like you I always knock first (fingers crossed and wooden club behind my back).

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Flamespar
WarRavens
#827 - 2011-10-18 05:15:49 UTC
It's ok to cry. You've tried something new and enjoyed it, it doesn't make you a horrible person.

Jesus still loves you.
Azahni Vah'nos
Vah'nos Family
#828 - 2011-10-18 08:08:34 UTC
OK, I have some questions!

Grey Stormshadow ... why is there grease on that wooden club?

And Flamespar ... why are you walking funny?

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Lojak 2501
Unitum Investigationis et Progressus
#829 - 2011-10-18 08:29:21 UTC
if azahni woke up in my bed?

what the hell did i do last night and can we do it again?
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#830 - 2011-10-18 08:32:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Grey Stormshadow
@Azahni

It is called "romantic evening".
How did you sleep by the way? Want some more club with your coffee?

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#831 - 2011-10-18 08:45:32 UTC
Ah **** it Could Be Worse xD

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non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
#832 - 2011-10-18 08:54:31 UTC
Ahh crap, it happened again. How much isk do you want?
ThisIsntMyMain
Doomheim
#833 - 2011-10-18 08:55:59 UTC
Ahh f*** no it couldn't
Greasy Meat Curtains
#834 - 2011-10-18 09:03:47 UTC
Ready for round two my little brown bacon grease?
SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#835 - 2011-10-18 09:47:01 UTC
OH LAWD WHAT HAPPENED TO..Well, you whole face :/
EGHuK
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#836 - 2011-10-18 11:50:48 UTC
I made you breakfast, QT.
Devil's Call
Social safety
#837 - 2011-10-18 11:52:09 UTC
Oh maiShocked.
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#838 - 2011-10-18 12:00:16 UTC
At least in the morning you could look a bit more friendly, dear!
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#839 - 2011-10-18 12:01:44 UTC
Want to try out some romantic club tricks I've learned recently ?

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Flamespar
WarRavens
#840 - 2011-10-18 12:14:57 UTC
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
Want to try out some romantic club tricks I've learned recently ?



again with the clubs