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EVE Online in a nutshell 15 step's to eve

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iwasatoad
The Lost Disciple's
#1 - 2012-10-12 04:35:58 UTC  |  Edited by: iwasatoad
hello and good day ,night ,late night, early morning or what ever it may be

i like meny player's after about 3 year's have decided to stop playing eve but now i know why most do after 2-3 year's

so here are the step's

1. see a link to a video , thread where you read about eve

2. Get your self going by downloading eve

3. logg into eve for the first time

4. go to low sec with in first week and die (or shoot the guy that can flipped you mining)

5. decide to take vengance and build a ship track him down and kill him (most do not suceed where i did)

6. go explore and find out what all is out there and die some more witch i did

7. decide to join a corp in a alliance like the butterfly effect video

8. Grind for isk running lvl 4 mission's and then decide you need more isk for ship's when you get the skills witch i did

9. move to 0.0 with your corp / alliance and get into huge fleet's witch i diddonelagfest

10. slowley watch the game seem like there are a select few ship that are i win ship's do to fitting slots all of witch are minimitar

11. watch you corp crumble and head your owne way with a few followers did that only to relize renting is mob money theay dont protect you your just paying them to leave you alone so you half to do it your self

12. give into the mighty Goon's and get's taxed for a SRP that does not cover the price of even the ship did i mention it's 20% for most the corp's dono about you but when you make over 3 bill a week that tax money better give you someting back and in goon's it does not

13. head back to High sec to rethink what you want to do rebuild your iso tyop's for jumping big shiney ship's around
only to yet agin get greiffed with no end's as to meny exploit's and get told off yet agin

14. decide the game is not worth the headach any more with such unbalanced ship's, broken mechanic's, exploit's that
not only will not be fixed but are ok to do so long as it does not affect at least half the population of eve

15. Uninstall Eve online and move on
Covert0ne
V0LTA
New Eden Alliance 99013733
#2 - 2012-10-12 11:20:54 UTC
I don't even..

War Crime Syndicate are recruiting!

Recoil IV
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-10-12 11:41:12 UTC
couldnt explain it better myself
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
#4 - 2012-10-12 12:00:16 UTC
passive-agressive behaviour has no place in New Eden.

This space for rent.

Laktos
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-10-12 12:29:25 UTC
AlleyKat wrote:
passive-agressive behaviour has no place in New Eden.



That's right. We prefer open aggression here! Smacktalk and pew pew all the way!

Latest PVP Video: Perseverance

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Jezs
This is not the corporation you are looking for
#6 - 2012-10-12 17:59:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Jezs
which*

Edit: Can I have your stuff?
Every One
Triglavian Directive
S h a d o w
#7 - 2012-11-14 11:10:34 UTC
Get high or really drunk before step 1.

Do step 3. and you'll get stuck there forever.
Gibbo5771
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
#8 - 2012-11-14 11:44:20 UTC
Summed it up pretty well to be fair,

However....this is what the scrubs do.

My stages in my EVE life where similar until I got some initiative and actually left the blob, only took 2 fleet fights of pure lag .
Aralieus
Shadowbane Syndicate
#9 - 2012-11-15 01:29:24 UTC
iwasatoad wrote:


3. logg into eve for the first time


15. Uninstall Eve online and move on



Another one bites the dust...pew...pew XD


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