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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#41 - 2011-10-18 00:17:33 UTC
I know, Had to be said tho :P

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Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2011-10-18 00:20:33 UTC
If you dont spend all day on eve...then why have you been watching this topic for the last couple of hours if not more.

Don't you have more constructive..erm....fun things to do than....well..rage?


Oh and a badger is all armor?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Riley Madison
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2011-10-18 00:22:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Riley Madison
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Riley Madison wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Riley Madison wrote:
That's funny because I go out, not 4 times a week, but every day, I go to school full time, work part time, and have several little sisters to watch after. I have wonderful friends whom I enjoy spending time with on the weekends very much, and they also understand the importance of and seriousness bussinessness of internet gaming. I fly in my battleship, with the ISK I made in game in a matter of minutes, making more ISK by the minute, so I can take my pvp ships into lowsec and eat sorry ass punks like you for breakfast.

Oh and I have had more girls inside me at one time than you will ever have the pleasure to meet the acquaintance of in a lifetime.




I prefer to be inside girls not them inside of me... so I wouldn't know about that.



Then you're obviously not living.

Get a life, loser!


OMFG, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS?! SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID!

RAGE!


I was honestly trying to humor your feeble attempt at trolling the nerds of this forum. Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine, causing me to throw my head back, thrust my chest forward and contract my shoulders in ecstasy, as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties.

But as I continued reading on through your thread, your posts became increasingly unclever and anticlimactic, as if your first post was all the juice you had, but you, bless your heart, desperately tried to continue, with what little wit and humor you had left in your simple mind.

I can only imagine what your girlfriend thinks of your love-making. I bet you are a jackhammer to start, pounding her into oblivion as she screams your name, lavishly stroking your ego. But lo and behold, you fail to see through, abruptly ending in an ejaculation thoroughly announced, yet feeble and anticlimactic. Then, to reconcile the situation, you think it is a good idea to continue plugging her up, with what can only be described as a limp, impotent, sorry excuse for a manhood you possess. She lays there unamused, rolling her eyes, as you flex your bicep and grin in satisfaction. You are the man, in your mind, but your girlfriend thinks otherwise.

Personally, I feel for her. And that is why I am a lesbian.
SC0T1SH WARRIOR
Zero For 0wned
#44 - 2011-10-18 00:27:34 UTC
Should have started it with "Hi, my name is john and i hate every single one of you..."

0/10

Dont mind me,  just touching your stuff.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#45 - 2011-10-18 00:33:10 UTC
This Forum never fails to make me feel good about being me. xD

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#46 - 2011-10-18 00:34:11 UTC
Riley Madison wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Riley Madison wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Riley Madison wrote:
That's funny because I go out, not 4 times a week, but every day, I go to school full time, work part time, and have several little sisters to watch after. I have wonderful friends whom I enjoy spending time with on the weekends very much, and they also understand the importance of and seriousness bussinessness of internet gaming. I fly in my battleship, with the ISK I made in game in a matter of minutes, making more ISK by the minute, so I can take my pvp ships into lowsec and eat sorry ass punks like you for breakfast.

Oh and I have had more girls inside me at one time than you will ever have the pleasure to meet the acquaintance of in a lifetime.




I prefer to be inside girls not them inside of me... so I wouldn't know about that.



Then you're obviously not living.

Get a life, loser!


OMFG, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS?! SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID!

RAGE!


I was honestly trying to humor your feeble attempt at trolling the nerds of this forum. Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine, causing me to throw my head back, thrust my chest forward and contract my shoulders in ecstasy, as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties.

But as I continued reading on through your thread, your posts became increasingly unclever and anticlimactic, as if your first post was all the juice you had, but you, bless your heart, desperately tried to continue, with what little wit and humor you had left in your simple mind.

I can only imagine what your girlfriend thinks of your love-making. I bet you are a jackhammer to start, pounding her into oblivion as she screams your name, lavishly stroking your ego. But lo and behold, you fail to see through, abruptly ending in an ejaculation thoroughly announced, yet feeble and anticlimactic. Then, to reconcile the situation, you think it is a good idea to continue plugging her up, with what can only be described as a limp, impotent, sorry excuse for a manhood you possess. She lays there unamused, rolling her eyes, as you flex your bicep and grin in satisfaction. You are the man, in your mind, but your girlfriend thinks otherwise.

Personally, I feel for her. And that is why I am a lesbian.



Your post fills me with Joy!

Especially the part where you try and put me down for starting big and ending on a low note and then repeat the same in your post. I bet you spent a long time working on that post and for that, I commend you.

However, you are obviously mistaken about my love making technique. I will assume you are male since you play eve... that or incredibly ugly or disfigured, which is probably why you're playing eve anyways.

Even if you were a woman, I bet you are overweight or have body hair, probably a bit of a moustache.

There's somebody willing to lower their standards for everybody... but that guy aint me.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#47 - 2011-10-18 00:36:29 UTC
Troll The Troll Pure ******* Magic..... *Pulls out Troll Feed* Huh... You Quit Why are you still here? xD

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Riley Madison
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2011-10-18 00:40:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Riley Madison
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Riley Madison wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Riley Madison wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:



I prefer to be inside girls not them inside of me... so I wouldn't know about that.



Then you're obviously not living.

Get a life, loser!


OMFG, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS?! SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID!

RAGE!


I was honestly trying to humor your feeble attempt at trolling the nerds of this forum. Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine, causing me to throw my head back, thrust my chest forward and contract my shoulders in ecstasy, as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties.

But as I continued reading on through your thread, your posts became increasingly unclever and anticlimactic, as if your first post was all the juice you had, but you, bless your heart, desperately tried to continue, with what little wit and humor you had left in your simple mind.

I can only imagine what your girlfriend thinks of your love-making. I bet you are a jackhammer to start, pounding her into oblivion as she screams your name, lavishly stroking your ego. But lo and behold, you fail to see through, abruptly ending in an ejaculation thoroughly announced, yet feeble and anticlimactic. Then, to reconcile the situation, you think it is a good idea to continue plugging her up, with what can only be described as a limp, impotent, sorry excuse for a manhood you possess. She lays there unamused, rolling her eyes, as you flex your bicep and grin in satisfaction. You are the man, in your mind, but your girlfriend thinks otherwise.

Personally, I feel for her. And that is why I am a lesbian.



Your post fills me with Joy!

Especially the part where you try and put me down for starting big and ending on a low note and then repeat the same in your post. I bet you spent a long time working on that post and for that, I commend you.

However, you are obviously mistaken about my love making technique. I will assume you are male since you play eve... that or incredibly ugly or disfigured, which is probably why you're playing eve anyways.

Even if you were a woman, I bet you are overweight or have body hair, probably a bit of a moustache.

There's somebody willing to lower their standards for everybody... but that guy aint me.


I'm done playing with you, I have better toys that can pleasure me more effectively.
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
#49 - 2011-10-18 00:40:59 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Kellen Shimaya wrote:
I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.


WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE


Right, and every real man knows that someone like you that professes to get laid as much as you do, usually isn't.

-1 for the fail post.

Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen.                   And some days, you're just a man with a gun.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#50 - 2011-10-18 00:41:34 UTC
@Riley, Great Bio :P

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Riley Madison
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2011-10-18 00:45:30 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
@Riley, Great Bio :P


Thanks hun! <3
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#52 - 2011-10-18 00:50:48 UTC
Riley Madison wrote:

I'm done playing with you, I have better toys that can pleasure me more effectively.


Awe hun, was it calling you out on being fat or having a moustache the problem? Perhaps, calling you out on being a guy.

Real men don't need toys anyhow...

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#53 - 2011-10-18 00:55:34 UTC
Is he serious or not? He exhibits signs of both trollingness and nerdrage...ugh wheres my meds and sledge hammer at?

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Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#54 - 2011-10-18 00:57:50 UTC
this is trolling these days?
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#55 - 2011-10-18 00:59:22 UTC
My mind... it is full of F U CK!

S H I T P O S T I N G
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#56 - 2011-10-18 01:00:12 UTC
Angry Onions wrote:
My mind... it is full of F U CK!


IMAGINE HOW I FEEL?!

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison
Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2011-10-18 01:01:43 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Angry Onions wrote:
My mind... it is full of F U CK!


IMAGINE HOW I FEEL?!


You seem to be quite experienced at Capital production... how do you do it in high sec?

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Kelvan Hemanseh
Hole Exploitation Inc.
#58 - 2011-10-18 01:07:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Kelvan Hemanseh
OP you are one ugly woman, jeeze put a hood on like me if you've got a face that would peel paint off a wall.
Kaylana Kavees
StarFire Industrialist Exchange
#59 - 2011-10-18 01:20:18 UTC
WoW Shockedsomeone takes this game way to serious. After all it is just a game and not life or death. Roll

The young never do as they are told, The old never do as they say.
Running Clam
#60 - 2011-10-18 01:40:54 UTC
Lol, apparently playing a online game makes us nerds and unable to find women.

-50/10