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lolworthy alliance charter?

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RUSROG
Avalanche.
#1 - 2011-10-17 15:20:08 UTC  |  Edited by: RUSROG
By joining the alliance, it means you agree to this declaration, and will follow it as such.
It has been divided into different sections for reference and will be followed by all members.
Section 1: General Rules
Section 2: Gameplay/Gaming Etiquette
Section 3: Leadership
Section 4: Combat (PVP)
Section 5: Combat (PVE)
Section 6: Industrial Operations
Section 7: Alliance Ship Replacement
Section 1: General rules
- NUKE. is not a griefer alliance
- NUKE. is not a mercenary alliance
- Alliance leadership must be followed (see section 3)
- No member may contact another corporation/alliance/pilot stating NUKE. will declare war on that entity. Only the alliance director may state to another entity that there will be a war declared.
- The ONLY time you may “smacktalk” another pilot/fleet if you are in an alliance operation in a player-conquerable null-security status system and you have defeated them or are about to engage them.
- Each corporation in the alliance MUST pay a 20,000,000 isk per month alliance fee. The only corporations which are exempt from this fee are: [NOSOG], [NUKET], and [NK.].
- Alliance standings overrule corporation and personal standings.
- You may not aggress blues unless you are aggressed first.
Section 2: Gameplay/Gaming etiquette
- No pilots may gank pilots in high security systems unless they are on the alliance bounty list. Ganking is the act of someone losing a ship to Concord after aggressing another pilot.
- No pilots may hold ransoms on another pilot in high security systems unless they are a war target.
- Ransoming IS allowed during war time (against a war target), in low security systems, and in null security space. NOTE: if they pay the ransom you MUST let the other pilot fly free, otherwise you break the alliance declaration. Any reports of people not releasing pilots after ransom will result in their removal from the alliance after an investigation. You have been warned.
- Unless spoken to, no talking in high security status system local channelsRoll
- No taunting war targets in any security systems
- If a wreck is yellow then you may NOT loot it. You may salvage it, however.
- You have salvaging/looting rights on blue wrecks.
- You have salvaging/looting rights on white wrecks.
- Ninja salvaging is against the rules. Ninja salvaging is the act of scanning down someone else’s mission site and salvaging/looting their wrecks in high security systems.
Section 3: Leadership
- NUKE. is led by one person, the executive director, however he will ask other members of all ranks about decisions that will be made.
- NUKE. leaders are appointed to those who are exiling at certain skills. Directors of the alliance may appoint people beneath them.
- Anyone impersonating the alliance executive director will be removed from the alliance.
Section 4: Combat (PVP)
- All combat operations must have at least one fleet commander.
- No officer modules may be on any ships, excluding super capitals (supercarriers and titans)
- All pilots in the fleet MUST listen to the fleet commander and do as they say. All fleets will have basic reports on the operation from the fleet commander and some of the pilots in the fleet.
Section 5: Combat (PVE)
- Anyone who loses a ship with an officer module on will be removed from the alliance; we are not here to be laughed at.
Section 6: Industrial Operations
- There will be alliance mining operations to have ships produced for the alliance as well as the ship replacement program.
Section 7 Alliance Ship replacement program
- All tech I frigate, destroyer, and cruiser class ships are eligible for replacement.
- To receive a replacement you must EVEmail the killboard link to a industrial director


I believe this is a lolworthy charter.

Correct me if I am wrong.

Convo after combat in N.U.K.E. Home -


[04:39:32] stationmonkey > I like you man
[04:39:33] RUSROG > Hi there
[04:39:36] stationmonkey > you made some good points
[04:39:44] RUSROG > Yes I do.
[04:39:53] stationmonkey > but I think you got a little bent out of shape over the whole ordeal
[04:39:59] stationmonkey > I think we could be friends actually
[04:40:21] stationmonkey > but I had to kill you at least once lol
[04:41:26] RUSROG > Feeling is mutual
[04:41:29] RUSROG > I had to kill you too
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#2 - 2011-10-17 15:21:40 UTC
I'm not sure what's more lolworthy, the charter or this alliance itself!

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3 - 2011-10-17 15:37:30 UTC
Wow.... Thats a wall of Rules....

Who'd would stick around for that bull...

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Jada Maroo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-10-17 15:41:27 UTC
RUSROG wrote:
we are not here to be laughed at.


Lol
RUSROG
Avalanche.
#5 - 2011-10-17 15:42:21 UTC
Jada Maroo wrote:
RUSROG wrote:
we are not here to be laughed at.


Lol


They were asking for it.
Roll
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2011-10-17 15:43:05 UTC
you may not fit officer modules unless its a supercap.
lol
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#7 - 2011-10-17 15:43:44 UTC
Jada Maroo wrote:
RUSROG wrote:
we are not here to be laughed at.


Lol


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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#8 - 2011-10-17 17:22:50 UTC
Guys, Stop!

They're NOT here to be laughed at, didn't you read?

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

adopt
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2011-10-17 17:48:34 UTC
I was in an alliance once, the rules were simple;

1. Do not talk about the Alliance.
2. Do NOT talk about the Alliance.
3. The Alliance does as it pleases, and pleases where it goes.
4. There are no rules, we made you read this because we are dicks.
stationmonkey
Synthetic Arbitration
#10 - 2011-10-17 18:20:31 UTC
It may be a wall of rules. But they are rules we as an alliance can not only live with. But we are happy to work under. This makes for an orderly group with similar interests, who know what they can and cannot do. There will be those of you who laugh at us for this charter. But rest assured were not interested in you. But we are interested in people who can assume the roles we have open and are willing to work together with us to profit from our adventures. Remember when you have a group of people working for the same goal your more likely to achieve success! So come one, come all and work with us to profit from all the different things EVE has to offer.

Fly True, Strike Sure, and Keep up!

Stationmonkey
Goddess Ishtar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2011-10-17 19:52:41 UTC
stationmonkey wrote:
It may be a wall of rules. But they are rules we as an alliance can not only live with. But we are happy to work under. This makes for an orderly group with similar interests, who know what they can and cannot do. There will be those of you who laugh at us for this charter. But rest assured were not interested in you. But we are interested in people who can assume the roles we have open and are willing to work together with us to profit from our adventures. Remember when you have a group of people working for the same goal your more likely to achieve success! So come one, come all and work with us to profit from all the different things EVE has to offer.

Fly True, Strike Sure, and Keep up!

Stationmonkey

This can't be a serious post.
ACY GTMI
Veerhouven Group
#12 - 2011-10-17 19:53:51 UTC
OP? TL:DR, but it didn't look good.

However, alliance founders usually start out with a vision of how something that they trained hard for should function.

I believe that should be the first part of the charter.

But then a lot of alliance founders, including myself, have a tendency to add on rules against some of the incredibly stupid things that people do in this game.

Eventually, many reach the point where no one except the founder, can, or willingly would, follow the rules.

That's why I have a single player alliance. Smile
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2011-10-17 20:04:32 UTC
NUKE. - Kills: 8 Losses: 9 Efficiency: 23%

Good luck getting that ehonoureable lowsec alliance going. I would suggest giving Amamake or Tama a visit.
Baaldor
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#14 - 2011-10-17 20:14:15 UTC
stationmonkey wrote:
It may be a wall of rules. But they are rules we as an alliance can not only live with. But we are happy to work under. This makes for an orderly group with similar interests, who know what they can and cannot do. There will be those of you who laugh at us for this charter. But rest assured were not interested in you. But we are interested in people who can assume the roles we have open and are willing to work together with us to profit from our adventures. Remember when you have a group of people working for the same goal your more likely to achieve success! So come one, come all and work with us to profit from all the different things EVE has to offer.

Fly True, Strike Sure, and Keep up!

Stationmonkey


Holy Christ..I bet you guys are great for local p0rn.
Brynhilda
Chimp Hoons Export and Expo Service
Scary Wormhole People
#15 - 2011-10-17 20:15:05 UTC
No talking in Highsec Local?

Uh...why?

How may I drug you with drugs?

BeforetheStorm90
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2011-10-17 21:16:34 UTC
Feligast wrote:
NUKE. - Kills: 8 Losses: 9 Efficiency: 23%

Good luck getting that ehonoureable lowsec alliance going. I would suggest giving Amamake or Tama a visit.



Link? I can't seem to find a NUKE. Killboard anywhere.
Dunbar Hulan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2011-10-17 21:42:26 UTC
Quote:
- NUKE. leaders are appointed to those who are exiling at certain skills. Directors of the alliance may appoint people beneath them.


First part in bold- Excelling possibly ? Second part in bold- Can leave to the imagination.

Quote:
- Anyone impersonating the alliance executive director will be removed from the alliance.


No chance of anyone ever doing that me thinks.

 ** Manchester United - Paul Scholes= Genius**

Ogi Talvanen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-10-17 23:21:58 UTC
Nuke. member corps:

Nuke. School of Gank


stationmonkey
Synthetic Arbitration
#19 - 2011-10-17 23:49:12 UTC
hehe, you guys are great! Were loving the input. Keep up the good work. =-)~
RUSROG
Avalanche.
#20 - 2011-10-17 23:55:12 UTC
stationmonkey wrote:
hehe, you guys are great! Were loving the input. Keep up the good work. =-)~



But, but...you are not here to be laughed at. Roll
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