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Grow Up!

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Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#21 - 2011-10-17 23:17:19 UTC
Steve Ronuken wrote:
Again, assuming not a troll, pay attention to the tutorials. If you had, you'd know this already. hit f12. then use the 'show career agents' button. And get used to losing ships. Everyone does.


LISTEN NERD, NOT EVERYONE SPENDS HOURS ON EVE EVERY DAY!

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison

The Crushah
Yarrtards With Epeen
#22 - 2011-10-17 23:20:13 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Steve Ronuken wrote:
Again, assuming not a troll, pay attention to the tutorials. If you had, you'd know this already. hit f12. then use the 'show career agents' button. And get used to losing ships. Everyone does.


LISTEN NERD, NOT EVERYONE SPENDS HOURS ON EVE EVERY DAY!


...BECAUSE SOME OF US SPEND HOURS ON WOW EVERY DAY INSTEAD!!!
Vandy ColdStone
Doomheim
#23 - 2011-10-17 23:20:31 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Steve Ronuken wrote:
Again, assuming not a troll, pay attention to the tutorials. If you had, you'd know this already. hit f12. then use the 'show career agents' button. And get used to losing ships. Everyone does.


LISTEN NERD, NOT EVERYONE SPENDS HOURS ON EVE EVERY DAY!


You busy with your psychiatrist getting your issues worked out? Probably should be... Silly trolls
Kellen Shimaya
#24 - 2011-10-17 23:26:00 UTC
I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.
Drake Draconis
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2011-10-17 23:26:43 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Collin Dow wrote:
Cool story, bro.


People like you make me want to quit eve. Why don't you just grow up already?


Your quitting..yet your still here....posting.

Funny.

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Vandy ColdStone
Doomheim
#26 - 2011-10-17 23:26:56 UTC
Kellen Shimaya wrote:
I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.


No doubt - he deserves an award.
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#27 - 2011-10-17 23:27:41 UTC
Kellen Shimaya wrote:
I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.


WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison

The Crushah
Yarrtards With Epeen
#28 - 2011-10-17 23:32:07 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Kellen Shimaya wrote:
I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.


WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE


LIKE BAGS OF SAND!!!!


Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2011-10-17 23:35:20 UTC
my my my, the butthurt is strong in this one, yes?

honestly, adn i mean if you REALLY want me to be honest with you, you are a moron.

EVE is ADVERTISED as being a COLD HARSH WORLD, if you can't stand it or can't afford to play often enough to maintain any sort of in-game income, maybe you shouldn't play at all.

and as for the very RUDE, OFFENSIVE (i am NOT a nerd, i am a geek, and you not differentiating between the two i find tantamount to discrimination and racism! [yes geeks are a race, similar to gingers, we are recognized by our trademark paler-then-a-redhead's-tanlines skin, our obsession with learning and IMPLEMENTING learned materials, as wella s not ebing nasaly and annoying {the annoying ones are the geeks}]) and overly aggressive remarks you have made, i feel compelled to inform you i DO in fact have an active relationship outside of EvE with a wonderful little redhead who i am currently helping set up an EvE account.

though i WILL admit to not ever going outside EVER, but thats more do to the fact that sunglare hurts my eyes and i hate the color yellow.

ON TOPIC (well, more on topic): WHY WERE YOU FLYING A BADGER UNTANKED AND UNINSURED? especially fi you JUST EARNED IT with no way of paying for it should an unfortunate mishap befall it.

your main failings were that you:
1) flew a ship you can not afford to replace
2) flew the ship untanked/uninsured
3) Fell victim to a (can-flippers i presume? you spoke of them stealing)
4) locked an enemy ship IN A BADGER
5) did not properly analyze your opponent, his capabilities, and his intentions in comparison with your own (i mean honestly, you strike me as the kind of person who would whine that their frig got popped by a carrier you wanted to kill)
6) you came on hear and WHINED about it and INSULTING us, losing all chance of sympathy or redeemability in our eyes.

if there are any failing points i missed, please feel free to add C&P.

and OP, for future notes, you should write down these failings and work on them, learning the PROPER ways to handle a confrontation will save you alot fo ships.

and on a more helpful note, i will say that whenever im using a can for anything, i have webs and scrams in my mid-slots, scares the bajeebers out of gankers when they think they just fell for bait (well, works against alot of gankers, at elast inexperienced ones who choose to can-flip IN their excpensive ship instead of their flipping frig.)
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#30 - 2011-10-17 23:36:07 UTC
The Crushah wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Kellen Shimaya wrote:
I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.


WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE


LIKE BAGS OF SAND!!!!





At least one of the hundreds of eve players has at least thought of a woman...

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison

Vandy ColdStone
Doomheim
#31 - 2011-10-17 23:38:57 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
The Crushah wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Kellen Shimaya wrote:
I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.


WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE


LIKE BAGS OF SAND!!!!





At least one of the hundreds of eve players has at least thought of a woman...


Go back under your bridge, troll. Thread is dead.
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#32 - 2011-10-17 23:42:21 UTC
Nariya Kentaya wrote:
my my my, the butthurt is strong in this one, yes?

honestly, adn i mean if you REALLY want me to be honest with you, you are a moron.

EVE is ADVERTISED as being a COLD HARSH WORLD, if you can't stand it or can't afford to play often enough to maintain any sort of in-game income, maybe you shouldn't play at all.

and as for the very RUDE, OFFENSIVE (i am NOT a nerd, i am a geek, and you not differentiating between the two i find tantamount to discrimination and racism! [yes geeks are a race, similar to gingers, we are recognized by our trademark paler-then-a-redhead's-tanlines skin, our obsession with learning and IMPLEMENTING learned materials, as wella s not ebing nasaly and annoying {the annoying ones are the geeks}]) and overly aggressive remarks you have made, i feel compelled to inform you i DO in fact have an active relationship outside of EvE with a wonderful little redhead who i am currently helping set up an EvE account.

though i WILL admit to not ever going outside EVER, but thats more do to the fact that sunglare hurts my eyes and i hate the color yellow.

ON TOPIC (well, more on topic): WHY WERE YOU FLYING A BADGER UNTANKED AND UNINSURED? especially fi you JUST EARNED IT with no way of paying for it should an unfortunate mishap befall it.

your main failings were that you:
1) flew a ship you can not afford to replace
2) flew the ship untanked/uninsured
3) Fell victim to a (can-flippers i presume? you spoke of them stealing)
4) locked an enemy ship IN A BADGER
5) did not properly analyze your opponent, his capabilities, and his intentions in comparison with your own (i mean honestly, you strike me as the kind of person who would whine that their frig got popped by a carrier you wanted to kill)
6) you came on hear and WHINED about it and INSULTING us, losing all chance of sympathy or redeemability in our eyes.

if there are any failing points i missed, please feel free to add C&P.

and OP, for future notes, you should write down these failings and work on them, learning the PROPER ways to handle a confrontation will save you alot fo ships.

and on a more helpful note, i will say that whenever im using a can for anything, i have webs and scrams in my mid-slots, scares the bajeebers out of gankers when they think they just fell for bait (well, works against alot of gankers, at elast inexperienced ones who choose to can-flip IN their excpensive ship instead of their flipping frig.)



So if you are smart then how come a ship 4x the size of another can be killed by it? how the F can I die so quickly, have you seen a badger? it's like all armor....

Figures that you would try and blame me for how bad this game sucks...

Typical nerd behavior to try and blame somone else

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison

Riley Madison
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2011-10-17 23:43:16 UTC
That's funny because I go out, not 4 times a week, but every day, I go to school full time, work part time, and have several little sisters to watch after. I have wonderful friends whom I enjoy spending time with on the weekends very much, and they also understand the importance of and seriousness bussinessness of internet gaming. I fly in my battleship, with the ISK I made in game in a matter of minutes, making more ISK by the minute, so I can take my pvp ships into lowsec and eat sorry ass punks like you for breakfast.

Oh and I have had more girls inside me at one time than you will ever have the pleasure to meet the acquaintance of in a lifetime.

Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2011-10-17 23:50:26 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:


So if you are smart then how come a ship 4x the size of another can be killed by it? how the F can I die so quickly, have you seen a badger? it's like all armor....

Figures that you would try and blame me for how bad this game sucks...

Typical nerd behavior to try and blame somone else



right, post a link to the killmail because i can GUARANTEE you were either fitted for crap, got hit by an alpha fit (which do massive amounts of damage, kinda like how a battleship can punch a decent hole in an aircraft carrier even though the carrier is a small city), or you engaged him with soem form of aggressive mod before he ever actually aggressed you, meaning CONCORD blew your ass.

its one of those, so cough up the killmail and let us laugh.
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#35 - 2011-10-17 23:52:21 UTC
Riley Madison wrote:
That's funny because I go out, not 4 times a week, but every day, I go to school full time, work part time, and have several little sisters to watch after. I have wonderful friends whom I enjoy spending time with on the weekends very much, and they also understand the importance of and seriousness bussinessness of internet gaming. I fly in my battleship, with the ISK I made in game in a matter of minutes, making more ISK by the minute, so I can take my pvp ships into lowsec and eat sorry ass punks like you for breakfast.

Oh and I have had more girls inside me at one time than you will ever have the pleasure to meet the acquaintance of in a lifetime.




I prefer to be inside girls not them inside of me... so I wouldn't know about that.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison

Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#36 - 2011-10-17 23:53:08 UTC
Nariya Kentaya wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:


So if you are smart then how come a ship 4x the size of another can be killed by it? how the F can I die so quickly, have you seen a badger? it's like all armor....

Figures that you would try and blame me for how bad this game sucks...

Typical nerd behavior to try and blame somone else



right, post a link to the killmail because i can GUARANTEE you were either fitted for crap, got hit by an alpha fit (which do massive amounts of damage, kinda like how a battleship can punch a decent hole in an aircraft carrier even though the carrier is a small city), or you engaged him with soem form of aggressive mod before he ever actually aggressed you, meaning CONCORD blew your ass.

its one of those, so cough up the killmail and let us laugh.



Once again, nerd I don't spend all day playing eve... Why don't you post it for me!

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison

Riley Madison
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2011-10-17 23:55:51 UTC
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Riley Madison wrote:
That's funny because I go out, not 4 times a week, but every day, I go to school full time, work part time, and have several little sisters to watch after. I have wonderful friends whom I enjoy spending time with on the weekends very much, and they also understand the importance of and seriousness bussinessness of internet gaming. I fly in my battleship, with the ISK I made in game in a matter of minutes, making more ISK by the minute, so I can take my pvp ships into lowsec and eat sorry ass punks like you for breakfast.

Oh and I have had more girls inside me at one time than you will ever have the pleasure to meet the acquaintance of in a lifetime.




I prefer to be inside girls not them inside of me... so I wouldn't know about that.



Then you're obviously not living.

Get a life, loser!
Ebony Shakiel
Doomheim
#38 - 2011-10-17 23:58:55 UTC
Riley Madison wrote:
Ebony Shakiel wrote:
Riley Madison wrote:
That's funny because I go out, not 4 times a week, but every day, I go to school full time, work part time, and have several little sisters to watch after. I have wonderful friends whom I enjoy spending time with on the weekends very much, and they also understand the importance of and seriousness bussinessness of internet gaming. I fly in my battleship, with the ISK I made in game in a matter of minutes, making more ISK by the minute, so I can take my pvp ships into lowsec and eat sorry ass punks like you for breakfast.

Oh and I have had more girls inside me at one time than you will ever have the pleasure to meet the acquaintance of in a lifetime.




I prefer to be inside girls not them inside of me... so I wouldn't know about that.



Then you're obviously not living.

Get a life, loser!


OMFG, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS?! SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID!

RAGE!

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties. -Riley Madison

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#39 - 2011-10-17 23:59:46 UTC
Lol.... I'v lost more in a day... with Rifters... and I work 6 Days Week, Go Figure

Also, Cool Story Bro, Can I haz Your Stuff. xD

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

kiwis-can-fly
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2011-10-18 00:15:00 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Lol.... I'v lost more in a day... with Rifters... and I work 6 Days Week, Go Figure

Also, Cool Story Bro, Can I haz Your Stuff. xD


Sounds like you wouldn't get much out of the geezer anyway.