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Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-10-09 02:48:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Praxis Ginimic
I plan to be a pirate. I tried pve once and that was enough...never again. Not if my wife threatens to leave me. Not if the carebear king himself holds a gun to my head. Never again! My problem is that I'm a casual player and haven't had enough practice to get good at pvp yet. I joined RvB to learn but I don't like the way they play. Even as a noob I can tell that its the wrong way. I spend more time asking for 1v1's then actually having them. I can't help but imagine that I'd have more fights by moving to low sec and just forcing it on unsuspecting victims. I don't have much ISK due to my hatred for pve so I think I should go kill/steal/ransom right away.

I know the C&P folks are ALL trolls but you are my people so I will leave it up to you anyway. Stay in RvB till I'm out of money then go a viking or just quit red fef and gank RvB at the Jita 4-4 undock? Also, what pirate corp is willing to take in a malleable fledgling and make me their own? I play on weekdays for an hour or so at about 18:00 EVE time. >4.5M sp in Gallente and gunnery. Any takers?

Edit for spelling
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#2 - 2012-10-09 02:59:04 UTC
Good Evenin

Let me pose a couple of questions to you on this glorious day.

Are you tired of shooting rocks all day?

Are you tired of running missions all day shooting at the same NPC targets who do the same thing every mission?

Are you tired of collecting your worthless salvage and hauling it 10 jumps to sell it for a measly amount of ISK?

Are you tired of being called a care bear and a noob?

Do you wonder about all the things you hear about in eve but never can bring yourself to get the courage to do or don't know how to do it?

Do you want to know what it feels like to be the hunter and not the prey?

Do you want the opportunity to grow a pair in the greatest video game in existence?


Well my friends The Conference Elite can help you.

What we can offer you -

War Dec's on noob/mining corps (RVB and E-UNI)
Logistics Support
Neutral Remote Repairer's (never fight an unfair fight again)
Gatecamps with Neutral Orca support (dock your ship when **** gets out of hand like a boss)
Industrial/Mining Barge Ganking
Tradehub Ganks
High sec Pod Driveby's
Free ganking ships
Smartbomb battleshipping groups of miners.
An Endless supply of all the Exotic Dancer's you will ever need.
An endless supply of tears in local
Ragemail from the carebears.
NO LIMITS AND NO RULES

We can teach you how to effectively ruin somebodies day in eve.

Join the good fight and help purge high sec of these carebears and noobs, only together can we keep the carebear tears flowing. Message me or convo me in-game with any questions or how you can support the war effort.
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-10-09 04:42:04 UTC
You're too damn late spammy mc'spams alot. I move at the speed of broadband
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#4 - 2012-10-09 04:45:46 UTC
Praxis Ginimic wrote:
You're too damn late spammy mc'spams alot. I move at the speed of broadband


LOL, seeing as im the only one that viewed your post. I think you were the one that spammed it up with your - Im a carebear and want to pirate, but want to pirate safely post.

Fly safe!
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-10-09 04:59:08 UTC
Well. I said nothing about being a carebear. Or safety. And my reference to spam was to the fact that i've seen your post here as many MANY comments
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#6 - 2012-10-09 05:06:04 UTC
Praxis Ginimic wrote:
Well. I said nothing about being a carebear. Or safety. And my reference to spam was to the fact that i've seen your post here as many MANY comments



qq more
Taoist Dragon
Okata Syndicate
#7 - 2012-10-09 06:18:13 UTC
Go out adn shoot **** in your area of space.

The new atron is a good little ship as well as the incursus to learn the rope of piracy.

See who is active in your area and fight them. you'll probably find yourself in a like minded corp pretty soon.






Black Dragon Fighting Society is a good bunch to hang with if your looking.

That is the Way, the Tao.

Balance is everything.
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#8 - 2012-10-09 13:11:43 UTC
Maybe join the black rebel rifter club (public channel "the autocannon"). They're a nice bunch.

As for finding more kills in losec than 1v1s in RvB, I don't know, it's been a while since i've been in Rfed.. There's a lot of stuff in losec that is hard to catch because it doesn't want to be found, so your milage may vary.
Grog Drinker
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-10-09 13:17:10 UTC
+1 on black rebel rifter club.

They have a feeder corp called "Black Dragon Fighting Society". Good pilots, good pirates and fun to fly against.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2012-10-09 13:26:14 UTC
Praxis Ginimic wrote:
I plan to be a pirate. I tried pve once and that was enough...never again. Not if my wife threatens to leave me. Not if the carebear king himself holds a gun to my head. Never again! My problem is that I'm a casual player and haven't had enough practice to get good at pvp yet. I joined RvB to learn but I don't like the way they play. Even as a noob I can tell that its the wrong way. I spend more time asking for 1v1's then actually having them. I can't help but imagine that I'd have more fights by moving to low sec and just forcing it on unsuspecting victims. I don't have much ISK due to my hatred for pve so I think I should go kill/steal/ransom right away.

I know the C&P folks are ALL trolls but you are my people so I will leave it up to you anyway. Stay in RvB till I'm out of money then go a viking or just quit red fef and gank RvB at the Jita 4-4 undock? Also, what pirate corp is willing to take in a malleable fledgling and make me their own? I play on weekdays for an hour or so at about 18:00 EVE time. >4.5M sp in Gallente and gunnery. Any takers?

Edit for spelling


I sent you a mail.

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Beat General
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-10-09 21:18:50 UTC
loyalanon wrote:
Praxis Ginimic wrote:
Well. I said nothing about being a carebear. Or safety. And my reference to spam was to the fact that i've seen your post here as many MANY comments



qq more


gets owned: can't think of anything to say, says "qq more"
Triple Entendre
VoidSpaceTripleInc
#12 - 2012-10-09 23:04:24 UTC
Praxis Ginimic wrote:
Not if the carebear king himself holds a gun to my head.


Don't worry. He wouldn't shoot because he doesn't want to lose security status.
Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-10-10 14:04:47 UTC
Grog Drinker wrote:
+1 on black rebel rifter club.

They have a feeder corp called "Black Dragon Fighting Society". Good pilots, good pirates and fun to fly against.


"Fun to fly against" usually means they die like flies...



All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.
eddie valvetino
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#14 - 2012-10-10 15:13:39 UTC  |  Edited by: eddie valvetino
Praxis Ginimic wrote:
I plan to be a pirate. I tried pve once and that was enough...never again. Not if my wife threatens to leave me. Not if the carebear king himself holds a gun to my head. Never again! My problem is that I'm a casual player and haven't had enough practice to get good at pvp yet. I joined RvB to learn but I don't like the way they play. Even as a noob I can tell that its the wrong way. I spend more time asking for 1v1's then actually having them. I can't help but imagine that I'd have more fights by moving to low sec and just forcing it on unsuspecting victims. I don't have much ISK due to my hatred for pve so I think I should go kill/steal/ransom right away.

I know the C&P folks are ALL trolls but you are my people so I will leave it up to you anyway. Stay in RvB till I'm out of money then go a viking or just quit red fef and gank RvB at the Jita 4-4 undock? Also, what pirate corp is willing to take in a malleable fledgling and make me their own? I play on weekdays for an hour or so at about 18:00 EVE time. >4.5M sp in Gallente and gunnery. Any takers?

Edit for spelling


If I might make a couple of comments and I'll not be trolling.

Firstly and this is gonna sound harsh, but with the way you play and the SP you have, no corp that would let you in is worth joining.

The road to piracy is a long one with many turns and dead ends.

So how would i do it now? Well...

I'd take a frig and start roaming Low sec and 0.0. You're tactics will have to be different, but the idea is the same. go get some!!!!

Make you ships cheap, run a very cheap clone.

You will learn alot, have some fun and if you impress the right follks you should find a good corp.
Karl Planck
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-10-10 16:47:28 UTC
dethleffs wrote:
As for finding more kills in losec than 1v1s in RvB,... There's a lot of stuff in losec that is hard to catch because it doesn't want to be found, so your milage may vary.


this is pretty spot on. Of the many I have talked to about starting a career in piracy this is extremely true. Very very pilot dependent. GL

I has all the eve inactivity
Vincent R'lyeh
Screaming Hayabusa
#16 - 2012-10-10 20:33:52 UTC
Xylorn Hasher wrote:
Grog Drinker wrote:
+1 on black rebel rifter club.

They have a feeder corp called "Black Dragon Fighting Society". Good pilots, good pirates and fun to fly against.


"Fun to fly against" usually means they die like flies...





QFT

We are all bads and also smell

I have deliberately developed an air of cynicism that I originally intended to make me appear somewhat louche and caddish but actually comes across as irritable hostility combined with the unspoken threat of sudden violence.....
Tialee
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-10-10 21:09:40 UTC
Vincent R'lyeh wrote:
Xylorn Hasher wrote:
Grog Drinker wrote:
+1 on black rebel rifter club.

They have a feeder corp called "Black Dragon Fighting Society". Good pilots, good pirates and fun to fly against.


"Fun to fly against" usually means they die like flies...





QFT

We are all bads and also smell


At least some of us...
Kane the Black
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-10-11 15:18:01 UTC
Rum is the new mouth water, mmmkay? Pirate

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Karl Planck
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-10-11 17:06:38 UTC
shiptoasting in a devils tattoo advertisement thread

I has all the eve inactivity
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-10-11 17:29:10 UTC
Karl Planck wrote:
shiptoasting in a devils tattoo advertisement thread


That's what I'm thinking. Ima haunt the FW zones in search of lone frigates with spendy faction mods