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How to Become an ISD?

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Christy D Floyd
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-10-09 12:33:44 UTC
Simple question How does one either apply or is selected to become an ISD?

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#2 - 2012-10-09 12:34:29 UTC
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3 - 2012-10-09 12:37:57 UTC
Requirement #1 You have to Control my posting :D

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Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
Senpai's Afterschool Anime and Gaming Club
#4 - 2012-10-09 12:55:23 UTC
I heard that having prior work experience in the government of DPRK or maybe Belarus is a big plus.

I wrote some true EVE stories! And no, they're not of the generic "my 0.0 alliance had lots of 0.0 fleets and took a lot of 0.0 space" sort. Check them out here:

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Lord Ryan
True Xero
#5 - 2012-10-09 13:10:27 UTC
you need to get a snip

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#6 - 2012-10-09 13:15:49 UTC
Grow roughly 100,000% larger, install six squadrons of TIE fighters, enough ground forces to land and man an entire garrison, and roughly a bajillion turbo lasers and ion cannons.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#7 - 2012-10-09 13:20:05 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Grow roughly 100,000% larger, install six squadrons of TIE fighters, enough ground forces to land and man an entire garrison, and roughly a bajillion turbo lasers and ion cannons.


Millenium Falcon > ISD simply because it can turn distance into time

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-10-09 13:20:58 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Grow roughly 100,000% larger, install six squadrons of TIE fighters, enough ground forces to land and man an entire garrison, and roughly a bajillion turbo lasers and ion cannons.

Sounds legit.

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#9 - 2012-10-09 13:23:56 UTC
Pak Narhoo wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/isd.asp

At least this first response wasn't a troll. We need more of these threads.

/c

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Nanatoa
#10 - 2012-10-09 13:27:06 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Tippia wrote:
Grow roughly 100,000% larger, install six squadrons of TIE fighters, enough ground forces to land and man an entire garrison, and roughly a bajillion turbo lasers and ion cannons.


Millenium Falcon > ISD simply because it can turn distance into time


An ISD couldn't complete the Kessel Run anyhow.

"Stay the course, we have done this many times before." - (CCP) Hilmar, June 2011
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#11 - 2012-10-09 13:27:26 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Pak Narhoo wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/isd.asp

At least this first response wasn't a troll. We need more of these threads.

Pah! The first post just exhausted all options of answering correctly. That leaves wilful misinterpretations of “ISD” as the only remaining point of conversation. P
ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#12 - 2012-10-09 13:28:21 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Pak Narhoo wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/isd.asp

At least this first response wasn't a troll. We need more of these threads.

/c


Yup, this is the right way.

Choose a department you're interested in and just be honest!

If you love EVE and have a passion for the community, that'll count for more then experience elsewhere.

Thanks for your interest!

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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2012-10-09 13:35:35 UTC
First you have to pay 500 Mio. to a designated recruiter, then you are offerd to contract your...

um...wait that was something else I think

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Rengerel en Distel
#14 - 2012-10-09 14:00:41 UTC
Christy D Floyd wrote:
Simple question How does one either apply or is selected to become an ISD?


I'd guess not being able to read the stickies before posting would automatically rule you out.

With the increase in shiptoasting, the Report timer needs to be shortened.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#15 - 2012-10-09 14:05:59 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Pak Narhoo wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/isd.asp

At least this first response wasn't a troll. We need more of these threads.

/c



Lies!

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Gillia Winddancer
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2012-10-09 14:32:55 UTC
ISD Suvetar wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Pak Narhoo wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/isd.asp

At least this first response wasn't a troll. We need more of these threads.

/c



Choose a department you're interested in and just be honest!




I thought that honesty went against all that is EVE or am I wrong?
Aedh Phelan
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-10-09 14:39:20 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Pak Narhoo wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/isd.asp

At least this first response wasn't a troll. We need more of these threads.

/c


I was in the same station as Chribba once. But I couldn't get the stupid door open to go find him and ask for his autograph. Sad
oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-10-09 15:06:44 UTC
Aedh Phelan wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Pak Narhoo wrote:
http://community.eveonline.com/isd.asp

At least this first response wasn't a troll. We need more of these threads.

/c


I was in the same station as Chribba once. But I couldn't get the stupid door open to go find him and ask for his autograph. Sad




Be carefull next time ,CCP changed the door into an Airlock

R.S.I2014
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#19 - 2012-10-09 16:17:05 UTC
To become an ISD, you must have a troll level over 9000.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-10-09 16:22:11 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
To become an ISD, you must have a troll level over 9000.




can,t find the skillbooks on EvE market

R.S.I2014
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