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So you log on and see you somehow have a trillion isk and every skill in the game at level V...
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Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2012-10-06 11:21:43 UTC
Obviously my first act would be to buy a Retriever and mine some Veldspar Cool
Nalha Saldana
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#42 - 2012-10-06 11:43:56 UTC
Give lots of isk to Tom Gerard to post more.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#43 - 2012-10-06 11:46:03 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Hmmmm Officer fit Nano Bhaal?


Goodness gracious, great bhaals on fire!

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Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#44 - 2012-10-06 11:46:53 UTC
Buy every shuttle in the game and have and have a shuttle monopoly.

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

feihcsiM
THE B0YS
#45 - 2012-10-06 11:52:15 UTC
Repeatedly self destruct my pod without updating clones and see how quickly I could get down to an alpha clone.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#46 - 2012-10-06 12:09:32 UTC
Bug Report
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Dasola
New Edens Freeports
#47 - 2012-10-06 12:13:03 UTC
Auction the character in bazaar :P I cant even imagine how high its price would rice.

Yeah none would fly that in fight, but as collectors item, it would be huge..

We are Minmatar, Our ship are made of scraps, but look what our scraps can do...
Proteus Maximus
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#48 - 2012-10-06 12:56:50 UTC
First i would defile myself.
Then sell said acc for RL cash, Profit and take my family on vacation.

If Goons were around when God said, "Let there be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it.
Mc o'Connor
Doomheim
#49 - 2012-10-06 13:37:36 UTC
Roll Sizzle Beef wrote:
Start an alt as I could never afford the clone loss.



Hmm you have a trillion, FAIL.
Ithsword
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2012-10-06 13:46:23 UTC
Be sad that I would have nothing in the skill queue. Then pod myself once without an updated clone, just so I could be training something again.
Josef Djugashvilis
#51 - 2012-10-06 13:56:51 UTC
Recognize that there is someone 'upstairs' who likes me.

Then contact CCP...

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Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#52 - 2012-10-06 13:57:01 UTC
Join an alliance.
Buy a hulk.
Fit it with officer mods.
Find a system with WTs.
Start mining.
Rage at my alliance for not protecting me.
Repeat until poor.

Oh god.
Blake Gates Heleneto
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#53 - 2012-10-06 14:03:42 UTC
Sell the character to the highest bidder.

Start new character and enjoy the game.
Led Zeppelin420
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#54 - 2012-10-06 14:16:09 UTC
Give a billion to each alt then id hire anyone who wanted to get the biggest frig blob ever and id run through the low secs and 0.0s and own everyone
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#55 - 2012-10-06 14:21:51 UTC
I would try to join Goonswarm 20, 000 times.

Yeeee! 
terzslave
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#56 - 2012-10-06 14:26:01 UTC
Buy as many exotic dancers as I can and jettison them everywhere..............
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#57 - 2012-10-06 14:59:30 UTC
Have thousands of whelp carriers
Them have a few whelp titans

finally I'd make officer fit ships and make people on KB's go "Wat"

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
Myxx
The Scope
#58 - 2012-10-06 15:27:20 UTC
sell the character for a crapton of isk, use all of my isk to hire people to permanently wardec the top three most annoying people in eve (imo). sit back on my main, and laugh at their misery as I go about my game, every time I log in.
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#59 - 2012-10-06 17:55:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Abdiel Kavash
I am slightly worried about everyone who said something along the lines "nothing else to do, I've won the game". Is really the only reason you play EVE to accumulate skillpoints and money? For what purpose?

I would keep doing what I'm doing, not waste a single ISK on stupid ideas just to show that I can. Instead I would help people in my corp who perhaps can't afford the ships they need. After all a trillion could make it so that nobody in corp or even in my entire alliance would have to grind more money for a year.

About skills, I don't care, I already have all the skills I need. I would start training an alt to uhh... bridge people with titans maybe. Not that much you can do on a same-account alt that is not about making money (which presumably I wouldn't have to do anymore).

[edit] train the alt for caps or something, and when he's done, xfer to another account.
Glary Crazy
Empyrean Warriors
#60 - 2012-10-06 18:02:02 UTC
Officer fit Rifter.