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So you log on and see you somehow have a trillion isk and every skill in the game at level V...
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Simon Sprinkle
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-10-06 02:18:19 UTC
What's the first thing you do?
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-10-06 02:19:05 UTC
Quit EVE because I won.

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Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
#3 - 2012-10-06 02:20:58 UTC
Start an alt as I could never afford the clone loss.
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#4 - 2012-10-06 02:21:13 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Quit EVE because I won.

Get a titan and play Never Log In: Online

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Lord Arakkis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-10-06 02:21:30 UTC
Smite any and everyone who I find distasteful. Then buy a Moros!

Your still a child in the eyes of the universe
Touval Lysander
Zero Wine
#6 - 2012-10-06 02:24:14 UTC
Simon Sprinkle wrote:
What's the first thing you do?

Change my address, ISP and phone number because the FBI will be here soon.

You hacked a GM's account.

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
Tanith YarnDemon
Hypernet Inc.
Umbrella Chemical Inc
#7 - 2012-10-06 02:26:06 UTC
Check the transaction logs to find out what all the liquid isk was invested in...
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#8 - 2012-10-06 02:27:41 UTC
same thing I'm doing now

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Brusanan
Sons of Seyllin
Pirate Lords of War
#9 - 2012-10-06 02:30:27 UTC
I'd buy a Titan and use it to hotdrop noobship fleets on people in lowsec.

Then I would probably just get a bunch of accounts together and start infiltrating corps and robbing and awoxing everything.

Then I would get bored and go play WoW.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-10-06 02:33:52 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Quit EVE because I won.

Get a titan and play Never Log In: Online


I could play that game in a couple of months.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#11 - 2012-10-06 02:58:00 UTC
I'd check the calendar, every skill would take approx 25 years to train which would make it approx 2030 something and a trillion isk? small potatoes to some players.

I would also go and mine in my titan, so I can be like Chribba

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#12 - 2012-10-06 03:19:34 UTC
Bump some miners.

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Mina Sebiestar
Minmatar Inner Space Conglomerate
#13 - 2012-10-06 03:57:27 UTC
James 315 wrote:
Bump some miners.


I managed to ghet 10000m/s(heated) perma mwd loki and i bumped some poor miner hi was not pleased going light speed sideways thru asteroid belt lol.

Anyway wat was the OP ah nothing...

You choke behind a smile a fake behind the fear

Because >>I is too hard
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#14 - 2012-10-06 04:00:24 UTC
Mina Sebiestar wrote:
James 315 wrote:
Bump some miners.

I managed to ghet 10000m/s(heated) perma mwd loki and i bumped some poor miner hi was not pleased going light speed sideways thru asteroid belt lol.

Anyway wat was the OP ah nothing...

Wait, what? That sounds like a bumping monster.

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Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-10-06 04:11:52 UTC
Mina Sebiestar wrote:
James 315 wrote:
Bump some miners.


I managed to ghet 10000m/s(heated) perma mwd loki and i bumped some poor miner hi was not pleased going light speed sideways thru asteroid belt lol.

Anyway wat was the OP ah nothing...


I laughed so hard I cried!
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2012-10-06 04:18:18 UTC
Petition to get it removed. Having everything takes the fun out of it all.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
iownuall123
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-10-06 04:30:08 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Petition to get it removed. Having everything takes the fun out of it all.

Pretty much this. If you have all skills to 5, and you are that rich, there would be nothing to look forward to, nothing to strive for.
bloodknight2
Revenu.Quebec
#18 - 2012-10-06 04:38:02 UTC
Gate camp Jita and kill every drake.
captain foivos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-10-06 04:44:58 UTC
Log off the test server.
Ocih
Space Mermaids
#20 - 2012-10-06 05:13:22 UTC
Wonder why my skills are all at 5.
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