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My friend needs clothes...

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Kopfy
#241 - 2012-09-27 14:32:31 UTC
Sort of solves Tom Lehrers problem...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nqrzmBqQX0
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#242 - 2012-10-04 23:23:07 UTC
Nikk Narrel wrote:
joelinux wrote:
Aiifa wrote:
Corpse collectors are the new whining hulk pilots.

Give us our meathooks and decorative lei NAOW


Chloe gets lei'd nightly. And she looks great now that they reduced the weight from 200 to 80. But maybe I've said to much.

Ever the true romantic!

Bringing your lady love flowers to wear around her neck each night... truly inspiring to us all.

Truly, the jewels in the heavens around us don't shine half as brightly as the feelings in your hearts for each other.


I don't want to sound macabre, but I give her lillies. She doesn't really love it. Or hate it. It's hard to tell.
ugh zug
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#243 - 2012-10-05 02:24:05 UTC
Jev North wrote:
help I can't breathe



THIS

ROFL

Want me to shut up? Remove content from my post,1B. Remove my content from a thread I have started 2B.
King Rothgar
Deadly Solutions
#244 - 2012-10-05 03:02:15 UTC
2nd best thread ever, the best was the corpse launcher one on the old forums.

[u]Fireworks and snowballs are great, but what I really want is a corpse launcher.[/u]
Jeune
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#245 - 2012-10-05 03:56:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Jeune
Aiifa wrote:
Corpse collectors are the new whining hulk pilots.

Give us our meathooks and decorative lei NAOW


Speaking of reusing corpses... I know for whom to look if I need to get my shirt and hair back. Twisted
HY RWO
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#246 - 2012-10-05 04:01:36 UTC
yes to op
Jeune
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#247 - 2012-10-05 04:17:58 UTC
It seems there's a chronicle about scooping and selling corpses.....


http://community.eveonline.com/background/potw/default.asp?cid=jul01-02
Futchmacht
TERRA CORE INDUSTRIES
#248 - 2012-10-05 06:33:18 UTC
lol nice!
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#249 - 2012-10-05 08:15:21 UTC
Best necro ever Lol.

Remove standings and insurance.
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#250 - 2012-10-05 13:44:49 UTC
joelinux wrote:
I don't want to sound macabre, but I give her lillies. She doesn't really love it. Or hate it. It's hard to tell.

Lillies are a wonderful flower. I think they reflect the calm and serenity we seek in the hectic universe around us.

Asuka seems to like African violets and bacon.

Not sure how I first came up with the concept for a bouquet of bacon, (neatly folded to resemble small round flowers).

I leave them out for her, and when I come back later she has eaten all of them. Not even a speck left around her lips, she is so fastidious with these things!
(Modest too! I never see her actually touch them while I am present!)

Sometimes I do wonder though.... are African violets safe to eat?

Upgrading Local to Eliminate All AFK Influence What if Local Chat changed, Hunting the Cloaked...
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#251 - 2012-10-06 07:05:06 UTC
King Rothgar wrote:
2nd best thread ever, the best was the corpse launcher one on the old forums.


What a fascinating idea! I could launch Chloe at the enemy so she can help out by using melee attacks on the ships. She'll love the idea. I think. Lately, she's been giving me the cold shoulder.
Syri Taneka
NOVA-CAINE
#252 - 2012-10-18 18:08:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Syri Taneka
I have well over 500 collected corpses I would love to display in a virtual meat locker. Just makes the collection more real when you can look at it. With info placards telling you who they all are!
Tarmageddon
Legio Prima Victrix
#253 - 2012-10-22 10:16:05 UTC
I used to be a necrophiliac... but then some rotten c*%t split on me...
Beckett Firesnake
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#254 - 2012-10-22 10:40:23 UTC
Corpses should be lootable and vanity items should remain with the corpse when you get podded (Oh yes even this awful monocle)
Me ofcourse
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#255 - 2012-10-23 01:50:48 UTC
ohh god, this thread is still alive and kicking O_o
Daichi Yamato
Jabbersnarks and Wonderglass
#256 - 2012-10-23 02:02:11 UTC
if some ppl are getting meat lockers and display rooms, can i get a love shack with a king-sized-heart-shaped bed and a disco ball? music player that plays barry white? aww jeah

EVE FAQ "7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided"

Daichi Yamato's version of structure based decs
Me ofcourse
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#257 - 2012-10-23 02:49:21 UTC
Daichi Yamato wrote:
if some ppl are getting meat lockers and display rooms, can i get a love shack with a king-sized-heart-shaped bed and a disco ball? music player that plays barry white? aww jeah

what, only barry white, hell link it to the jukebox so people can choose our own song Big smile
GizzyBoy
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#258 - 2012-10-23 06:35:57 UTC
+1 Internets,

and supported, Why not? walking closet should have a room for another closet featuring "captured capsulers" as a trophy room. or some thing like that.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#259 - 2012-10-29 18:22:01 UTC
Me ofcourse wrote:
Daichi Yamato wrote:
if some ppl are getting meat lockers and display rooms, can i get a love shack with a king-sized-heart-shaped bed and a disco ball? music player that plays barry white? aww jeah

what, only barry white, hell link it to the jukebox so people can choose our own song Big smile


No. My quarters, my rules. mine plays "Cold Cold Heart" by Norah Jones.
Me ofcourse
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#260 - 2012-11-19 12:24:32 UTC
bump, for corpse clothes idea!