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bringrainfire
Industrial Spy Network
#21 - 2011-09-24 04:10:45 UTC
lol to everyone

But like I've already said, I'm being legit and not trying to scam people out of their isk.

What you do with that is your own biz
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#22 - 2011-09-24 04:22:20 UTC
I just suicide ganked this thread. Wonder what I'll get in insurance payout.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#23 - 2011-09-24 04:36:24 UTC
Kitty McKitty wrote:
so much fail in here. anti-suicide ships, hurr durr.

Would be fun to find someone who really was doing this though, wouldn't it?

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#24 - 2011-09-24 04:37:58 UTC
bringrainfire wrote:
lol to everyone

But like I've already said, I'm being legit and not trying to scam people out of their isk.

What you do with that is your own biz

Well then riddle me this:

How can you tell the difference between a suicide gank camp, and an at-war gate camp?

Because I might hire you to guard my bestower full of valuable on the Jita run tonight.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#25 - 2011-09-24 04:40:17 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
bringrainfire wrote:
lol to everyone

But like I've already said, I'm being legit and not trying to scam people out of their isk.

What you do with that is your own biz

Well then riddle me this:

How can you tell the difference between a suicide gank camp, and an at-war gate camp?

Because I might hire you to guard my bestower full of valuable on the Jita run tonight.


I hear ship-scanners can be used for.. something.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Diaishi Akye
State War Academy
Caldari State
#26 - 2011-09-24 05:12:45 UTC
The Gank Camp Should Have A Big Red "G" Flashing On There Foreheads.


FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
bringrainfire wrote:
lol to everyone

But like I've already said, I'm being legit and not trying to scam people out of their isk.

What you do with that is your own biz

Well then riddle me this:

How can you tell the difference between a suicide gank camp, and an at-war gate camp?

Because I might hire you to guard my bestower full of valuable on the Jita run tonight.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it without a sense of ironic futility. Errol Morris  
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#27 - 2011-09-24 08:03:42 UTC
Pro tip - I can't spell either

http://www.iespell.com/download.php

It'll spell check anything.
This space for rent..
flakeys
Doomheim
#28 - 2011-09-24 08:31:52 UTC
You have to deposit your isk in advance to get this insurance , DEPOSIT IN ADVANCE ... Roll , yet people are replying how you could gank your own ship or make fake killmails , like the guy gives a **** about what you do after the deposit.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#29 - 2011-09-24 09:34:03 UTC
flakeys wrote:
You have to deposit your isk in advance to get this insurance , DEPOSIT IN ADVANCE ... Roll , yet people are replying how you could gank your own ship or make fake killmails , like the guy gives a **** about what you do after the deposit.


That would mke this one of the more interesting takes on the Ponzi scam I've seen.

http://www.wormholes.info
flakeys
Doomheim
#30 - 2011-09-24 10:11:57 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
flakeys wrote:
You have to deposit your isk in advance to get this insurance , DEPOSIT IN ADVANCE ... Roll , yet people are replying how you could gank your own ship or make fake killmails , like the guy gives a **** about what you do after the deposit.


That would mke this one of the more interesting takes on the Ponzi scam I've seen.


No need for a ponzi here, just take the depostis and leave it at that OR if you want to try it the ponzi way and pay out the small insurances so the rep grind will make sure the big deposits will come in and keep those.I'm more leaning to just keeping the depostis and handing out nothing.


We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Vim Toe
#31 - 2011-09-24 10:58:51 UTC
So.........

5% premium on 20mil
20% on 50mil
37.5% on 200mil
35% on 500mil
37.5% on 1 bil
15.5% on 5 bil

I am certain that these quotes are based on solid statistical analysis.

Fail nm the above
EVERYONE JUMPJUMP
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2011-09-25 06:19:24 UTC
lol someone war dec these guys for lulz plz.

I SAID JUMP DAMN IT!!
bringrainfire
Industrial Spy Network
#33 - 2011-10-16 15:10:56 UTC
so far we have insured 56 people's cargo and only 2 have been ganked. They received their payouts.
Mortis vonShadow
Balanaz Mining and Development Inc.
#34 - 2011-10-16 16:12:04 UTC
Show proof or it didn't happen.

I have a jump bridge from the mythical "Earth" to New Eden I'd like to sell if anyone is interested. Its only 80 billion ISK, a bargin if there ever was one.

Some days you're the bug, and some days your the windscreen.                   And some days, you're just a man with a gun.
SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#35 - 2011-10-16 16:20:43 UTC
Dude, suicide ganking suicide gankers before they suicide gank your customer is plain stupid. Are you seriously going to shoot at every Tempest/Rokh/Maelstrom/Apocalypse/Abbadon who COULD have fitted arties around the random Iteron or Orca you're protecting ? You know that you're supposed to instapop peoples before they instapop your transport ship right ? That means, you're going to have to lock even faster than them and all...It's like saying "I can alpha a Vagabond even if it tries to rush back to the gate". On the paper, maybe it's possible. In EVE, it's bullcrap.

Let me see, if you wanna suicide gank a battleship, even untanked, it's something along the lines of 30k EHP, that means you need a least 3 times the number of alphabattleships in your escort. This alone tells me "It can't be done, GTFO".

Also, stop scamming everyone, you don't have the alliance tag to be able to pull out something good enough.

Just sayin'. Don't get mad at me bro.
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#36 - 2011-10-16 16:38:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Jack Carrigan
On the topic of Alliance tags, he's in one named for an empire that was crushed not once, but twice, courtesy of the Romans, and then later by the Muslims.

Honestly I'd recommend highly against trusting anything named for something so fail.

I am the One who exists in Shadow. I am the Devil your parents warned you about.

||CEO: Order of the Shadow||Executor: The Revenant Order||Creator: Bowhead||
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2011-10-16 18:02:18 UTC
Jack Carrigan wrote:
On the topic of Alliance tags, he's in one named for an empire that was crushed not once, but twice, courtesy of the Romans, and then later by the Muslims.

Honestly I'd recommend highly against trusting anything named for something so fail.

but they know a lot of **** about elephants so if you need to insure a Mammoth they´re your man Lol
Damiez
Malum Mortuus
#38 - 2011-10-17 12:50:21 UTC
Is this underwritten by GOONS?

  If you wish to rent this space, Please enquire within.
SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#39 - 2011-10-17 13:09:36 UTC
Damiez wrote:
Is this underwritten by GOONS?


Husshh, don't tell everyone about my plans.
Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#40 - 2011-10-18 01:07:34 UTC
3B isk sent to move my new Nyx BPO from Jita to the nearest low sec jump off

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