Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Metropolis, we shall fight on the stargates and complexes, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in space, we shall defend our Constellation, whatever the cost may be.

We shall take them in the jacksie on the acceleration gates, we shalltake them in the jacksie on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the deadspace and in the station undock, we shall fight in their highsec.

We shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, Metropolis or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Blueslist beyond the stars, armed and guarded by the SFI Blob, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, W-space, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the AFK."

- Trinkets friend, speech to himself in the mirror, before undocking his Manphoon, 2012

Sudden Buggery: The fragrance of tears. The strength of a full-strength beer. The fortitude of thrice-distilled rum.

Sudden Buggery operates like a perverted drunken octopus, with a tentacle inserted often unwanted into various things to bring you, the corpie, interesting ways to spend your game time versus just carebearing or being welped by bad FC's.

We are noob friendly, and provide a ISK-back guarantee that you will learn something about the game when you join. EVE-Uni recruits, RvB compadres and w-bros all welcome.

We provide the following gaming style to all members:

• Wormhole diving for funds and fights
• Black Ops and Covops skulking
• Small gang PVP and FW fleet fights
• 40% Australian timezone, 40% US and 20% UK timezone population
• No crazy

You need:

• Good sense of humour
• PEGI-18 internet connection
• Reasonable Minmatar standings or ability to change it
• Willingness to learn if you need to learn
• Self-sufficient finances in-game

Contact myself via mail, or join channnel Beggars bowl in-game. You can also look at our in-game recruitment stuffs. Research our killboard yourself you lazy infidel.

Make your employment history stylish.

My batphone is tingling...

I joined these guys about a week into eve and when most people are bumbling around doing L1 missions I was flying a punisher with flames trailing out of it through wormholes having a blast.

You will struggle to find anyone better at finding fights than TF, and you will learn a lot. I did.

Still recruiting!

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Join channel Beggars Bowl. TLF members prized, like Sasha Grey's ben-wa balls.

Can you fly a ship? Then we want you!

We have candy, get in the van.

Hooplah.

100% of our recruits join our corp! With stats like that, who needs a choice?