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Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
#21 - 2012-10-02 04:21:38 UTC
Devil Dodger wrote:
Taylis Jakkar wrote:
And a new satisfied customer.

Re: Pod Express Fan Mail Request
From: Darmanian3
Sent: 2012.10.02 03:16
To: Taylis Jakkar,

You will now be set KOS by my alliacne so i would stay out of providence



Guess my high sec business will stay WAY away from there then. Tee hee hee Such cuties that you kill.


http://kos.cva-eve.org/?q=taylis+jakkar

Talking **** like usual.



Give the dear some time to get his panties into a bunch. Hes oh so gracious and kind to kill my tear jar so early in the game right up to the brim with delicious alliance level tears Im so happy to serve such great customers. Always giving back this community is!!Big smile
luZk
Fivrelde Corp
#22 - 2012-10-02 05:13:22 UTC
~elite pvp~

http://i.imgur.com/1dl4DM6.jpg
TharOkha
0asis Group
#23 - 2012-10-02 06:17:35 UTC  |  Edited by: TharOkha
Taylis Jakkar wrote:

"Look mom, look. I have killed a pod"

CODE. Venture hunt contest in a nutshell
Sin Pew
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2012-10-02 09:29:39 UTC
That was really worth a thread :yawn:

[i]"haiku are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator."[/i]
ISD TYPE40
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2012-10-02 09:37:32 UTC
Thread moved from GD to C&P - ISD Type40.

[b]ISD Type40 Lt. Commander Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]
Vojk
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2012-10-02 10:15:38 UTC
Taylis Jakkar wrote:


Stop beying such a pusy a fight for real and not pod hunting fagot.



This is so going in my bio later.
Kane the Black
Doomheim
#27 - 2012-10-02 11:56:23 UTC
Quietly supporting this thread for its tear generation and fanmail. Pirate

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Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
#28 - 2012-10-03 02:59:12 UTC
Written as Im warping to Hek......

Good luck ever undocking
From: Sudeyn D'Eath
Sent: 2012.09.30 05:48
To: Taylis Jakkar,

Hey,

So how's the podding career working out for you?

I see you have a -10 standing, you're docked in Jita (look up) and I just placed a 100m bounty on your head.


Enjoy Eve.


Theyre just so cute at this age. Hes my favorite hate mailer so far. Obvious Pod Express Fanmail lover!!Big smile
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#29 - 2012-10-04 22:32:36 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
So you posted to say that you killed a pod in highsec and to give yourself a pat on the back? :::golf clap::: There is no way your self esteem can be that low. Go outside once in a while and enjoy the sunshine, and for heavens sake, DONT POST on the forums if you happen to beat up a preschooler.


LOL so much rage. how many implants did you lose.
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
#30 - 2012-10-06 09:19:44 UTC
I really need a translation here as Google translate really didnt do this guy justice but it LOOKS juicy from what google attempted to translate.

Пошло наху чмо
From: Klaretta Jit
Sent: 2012.10.06 09:10
To: Taylis Jakkar,

Пошло нахуй чмо, Пидорасы задроченные в реале мне ещё письма пишут, соси хуй и не отвлекайся.
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
#31 - 2012-10-07 20:47:49 UTC
Re: Pod Express Fan Mail Request
From: BION
Sent: 2012.10.07 20:45
To: Taylis Jakkar,

You're lucky I don't have kill rights to you. I'd hunt you down and kill you.


Looks like someone doesnt understand what being -10 means. I love these people where do they find them?Twisted
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
#32 - 2012-10-09 03:08:45 UTC
I guess he doesnt like me :( Ugh

You have been added as contact
From: Dimon izBuya
Sent: 2012.10.09 02:41

Dimon izBuya has added you as contact with Terrible Standing
Kane the Black
Doomheim
#33 - 2012-10-09 16:02:27 UTC
Taylis Jakkar wrote:
I guess he doesnt like me :( Ugh


Did you cuddle his pod until it bursted? P

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jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#34 - 2012-10-09 18:46:51 UTC
Taylis Jakkar wrote:
Here in New Eden we are happy to introduce the Pod Express Shuttle Service.

A new, free, and completely hassle way to travel!!

You have been found running around in your pod, a fragile little thing, and so we wished to speed up your travel time as a free and gratuitous service while you enjoy your stay in high security space.

While we were at it we also thought your clone to be a rather old, defunct and outdated version and so, due to our affiliation with cloning services throughout New Eden we have allowed you the great satisfaction of a new and better clone.

Make sure to check out the gift shop on your way out. Have a nice day!

- Pod Express R Us

-10/10
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
#35 - 2012-10-13 14:13:39 UTC
Kane the Black wrote:
Taylis Jakkar wrote:
I guess he doesnt like me :( Ugh


Did you cuddle his pod until it bursted? P

I do my best yes I do. A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to get some love and affection around these parts!!Big smile


Heres another friendly character. So concerned about my lil thrasher I lost he was. But either way I did speed up his trip.

Re: Pod Express Fan Mail Club Request
From: The Royal Fail
Sent: 2012.10.10 14:51
To: Taylis Jakkar,

Cheers bud.

You actually got me closer to my destination and I lost an empty clone with a charater that has no sp. Not to mention you gave me the joy of seeing that you lost a ****** little thrasher for it.

I shall recomend you highly!

Catch o/
Obenov
Rio Grande Industries
#36 - 2012-10-13 17:43:05 UTC
Is your service going to continue after Crimewatch is implemented?
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
#37 - 2012-10-16 00:52:25 UTC
Obenov wrote:
Is your service going to continue after Crimewatch is implemented?

You bet. Im KOS and -10 now so theres really no change. Im a perma suspect already and the only change will be on jumping after I shoot someone, now Ill have to wait 1 min, but by the looks of things thats the only change post crimewatch. Kill rights arent issued on pod kills and even if they would be its the same as things stand now.Twisted
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
#38 - 2012-10-16 00:53:50 UTC
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14887060

Loses 1bil in his pod. It was a good pod too. Loves the service!! Big smile

Re: Pod Express Fan Mail Request
From: Mai Kaalund
Sent: 2012.10.16 00:48
To: Taylis Jakkar,

lol get a life :P
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
#39 - 2012-10-16 00:56:42 UTC
Mittani and the goons decide to take his orca from him.....

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14870426

His pods just sitting there and screaming to me.....

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14872388

Least he didnt whine about it. 2 bil for the day. Ouch. I love providing such a great service!! Really makes me put on my yarrr face. Twisted
Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#40 - 2012-10-16 14:26:11 UTC
Taylis Jakkar wrote:
Mittani and the goons decide to take his orca from him.....

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14870426

His pods just sitting there and screaming to me.....

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14872388

Least he didnt whine about it. 2 bil for the day. Ouch. I love providing such a great service!! Really makes me put on my yarrr face. Twisted


I love it when we can provide full service. I wish I could help the Ministry of Love provide a comprehensive care package to their customers and would like to offer my thrasher free of charge.

Support my implant marketing campaign: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1903853#post1903853 Our customer list: http://poachers.mindflood.org/
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