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This is EVE: A Rant

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Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#21 - 2012-09-30 09:40:15 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Praxis Astra wrote:
I don't know how those crazy Swedes (I'm an American so I know nothing about geography, Iceland and Scandinavia so its all Swedes to me) ever managed to come up with this utter nerdocracy fueled by weapons grade nerdonium but nerd it they did and I am awed and bewildered and maybe just a bit grateful.
The Dutch are from Iceland. Trust me, I'm really good at geometry.


The Vikings are from Iceland, and geometry is the study of rocks. 'Mericans...

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.

Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#22 - 2012-09-30 10:19:46 UTC
Frostys Virpio wrote:


The average wow player is 30 y.o. Is wow a more amture game than EvE? No. Your argument is invalid.


It could be argued that chronological age is not an appropriate measure of "maturity", and thus the argument still stands.
Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#23 - 2012-10-01 11:44:56 UTC
Most of the people who never make it past their trial accounts are people who don't want to play EVE. What I am concerned with is that smaller but critical group of people who just need to hear a friendly voice to explain to them, "There's not much you can do right now in the game." This how a trainer in the first corp I was a member of with my first character in my first month put it to me when I asked him why I kept getting killed whenever I tried anything but mission running. Suddenly the light bulb lit. It was my expectations, my timeline that was off. Not my playing ability. So I asked if I could do any volunteer work to help run the corp. I was told that there was nothing someone with my skill points could do to help run the corp. Now, as someone who had spent much of his adult life running volunteer organizations in the real world, I immediately understood that this was just not true.

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#24 - 2012-10-01 12:26:10 UTC
Tul Breetai wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
Praxis Astra wrote:
I don't know how those crazy Swedes (I'm an American so I know nothing about geography, Iceland and Scandinavia so its all Swedes to me) ever managed to come up with this utter nerdocracy fueled by weapons grade nerdonium but nerd it they did and I am awed and bewildered and maybe just a bit grateful.
The Dutch are from Iceland. Trust me, I'm really good at geometry.


The Vikings are from Iceland, and geometry is the study of rocks. 'Mericans...


No no no... The Vikings are from Minnesota, and Geometry is that Japanese art of making paper birds and things... :)

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

SAVANT Mahr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2012-10-01 12:56:41 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
Tul Breetai wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
Praxis Astra wrote:
I don't know how those crazy Swedes (I'm an American so I know nothing about geography, Iceland and Scandinavia so its all Swedes to me) ever managed to come up with this utter nerdocracy fueled by weapons grade nerdonium but nerd it they did and I am awed and bewildered and maybe just a bit grateful.
The Dutch are from Iceland. Trust me, I'm really good at geometry.


The Vikings are from Iceland, and geometry is the study of rocks. 'Mericans...


No no no... The Vikings are from Minnesota, and Geometry is that Japanese art of making paper birds and things... :)


This thread is by far much funnier & entertaining than the OP's.
However I must point out (and since we all play internet spaceships) that Geometry while similar to that "Japanese art of making paper birds and things" is really: The scientific study of matter in outer space, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of celestial bodies and intewebz spaceboats. Also I thought Minnesota was in Iceland?!?
Raptors Mole
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#26 - 2012-10-01 13:06:14 UTC
OP - That was an amusing read. Read it twice to figure out if you are naughty or nice. And couldn't.

Well done for getting everyone else to post amusingly though.

+1 Would read and not understand again.


Minisoda "correctly spelt" is a small but refreshing beverage.
Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#27 - 2012-10-03 11:57:33 UTC
All Players

You will be part of a team where everyone is respected for the game they play. Lack of alliance infrastructure means we all keep our ISK to buy our own ships and play the game of our choice. We will have to respect you. If we are not running things to your satisfaction and you can't make the Alliance change however it is it would have to change in order to accommodate you, your corp can just leave. You are still in NPC nullsec or hi sec or wherever and you have as good a claim to the place as we, your former alliance. Nobody has to take bad treatment from some feckless geek at his computer keyboard with delusions of adequacy because he can kick their entire corp out of "his" alliance and strand all their stuff in now hostile space. Gentlemen, I say to you with all due lack of decorum: screw that. There is absolutely no reason you have to put up with that sort of thing in your computer game and we won't ever again if we can make this work. And we'll have made something that will demand better EVE play from all of us, right through to the top. Now that's saying something.

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Onictus
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-10-03 13:11:51 UTC
Let's Party wrote:
Can I have your stuff? HTFU.


THIS is eve.

That and fish-butt man whom I was treated to in local my first day in null.

You also get a lovely assortment of international fap material almost every big fleet.
Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#29 - 2012-10-04 18:38:09 UTC
Gorn Arming wrote:
If you don't get new players into PvP quickly, they're going to leave. PvE in EVE just plain sucks.


Well I've not been a fan of PvP since early in the game but I know people who thrive on it. And I know people who think the indy side is too boring for words--they'd be bored just saying how bored they are by it. And then there are the people who find neither of these quite right. They are looking for the metagame.

Big smile

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Moistmuffin RKHT
My Little Uniponisus
#30 - 2012-10-04 18:53:53 UTC
I clicked on this thread planning to respond to a complaint, but now I'm lost and feeling awkward, so I'm just gonna go now.

I created Ave Molech and I love ponies.

Vinstere V
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2012-10-04 19:31:34 UTC
I am 17 years old and just started the game this last month, and frankly I think it is great. I'm already forming plans that will take a long time to come to fruition, and the best part about it is that I don't have to play all day long like I did when I played WoW. Given the fact that the game is currently revolving around my own choices gives me the liberty to enjoy my personal life outside of the game more. That said, I really don't understand why the OP seems to believe unless you are 27 you can not enjoy this game. Maybe it will be harder for me to learn some aspects and balance it with school, but I seem to be doing alright.
Medarr
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2012-10-04 19:44:51 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Praxis Astra wrote:
I don't know how those crazy Swedes (I'm an American so I know nothing about geography, Iceland and Scandinavia so its all Swedes to me) ever managed to come up with this utter nerdocracy fueled by weapons grade nerdonium but nerd it they did and I am awed and bewildered and maybe just a bit grateful.
The Dutch are from Iceland. Trust me, I'm really good at geometry.


ehhh..

Amsterdam disagrees with your statement.
Praxis Astra
0.0 Axis Fleet
Stealth Syndicate
#33 - 2012-10-07 20:00:50 UTC
Step 2: Recruiters and recruits.

Get your recruiters into the newbie systems. You can do this with alts quite effectively. You drop and drag links to your corp into local chat and start bantering. Invite everyone in local to your public channel. for an example of a public channel see our Vomitorium Emporium. Your public channel should be stocked with all your members possible and make it mandatory for recruiters and officers. Do yourself the favor of having only one public channel. You public channel should have all the necessary links, Skillpoint and other requirements, names of recruiters, voice comm info, etc.

By inviting people into your public channel you are pre selecting for an audience receptive to meeting new people. This is so important its easy to overlook. The people who do not want to chat with new people who are not interested either do not accept the invite or they leave. The people are left are a "captive audience" who have given you the first go ahead to interact without which any efforts are almost certainly waste. Let your members know before you are inviting new people for them to have fun bantering with and they will help you just by being their usual wiseass selves.

You job is to move them from local to the public channel, to your corp, to voice comms, and finally to your roster of people who have assignments or at least are showing up on a semi regular basis to stuff.

Praxis Astra Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org

Piugattuk
Litla Sundlaugin
#34 - 2012-10-07 20:34:46 UTC
27 huh...that really worries me to think 27yr olds that come here (or maybe the perception of) to prove how hard they are...meh.
Fish Alabel
A Big Enough Lever
#35 - 2012-10-07 23:19:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Fish Alabel
Tul Breetai wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
Praxis Astra wrote:
I don't know how those crazy Swedes (I'm an American so I know nothing about geography, Iceland and Scandinavia so its all Swedes to me) ever managed to come up with this utter nerdocracy fueled by weapons grade nerdonium but nerd it they did and I am awed and bewildered and maybe just a bit grateful.
The Dutch are from Iceland. Trust me, I'm really good at geometry.


The Vikings are from Iceland, and geometry is the study of rocks. 'Mericans...


the vikings are from denmark..... well not anymore.... but they were.
Sarmea Moon
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2012-10-08 00:17:22 UTC
Medarr wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
Praxis Astra wrote:
I don't know how those crazy Swedes (I'm an American so I know nothing about geography, Iceland and Scandinavia so its all Swedes to me) ever managed to come up with this utter nerdocracy fueled by weapons grade nerdonium but nerd it they did and I am awed and bewildered and maybe just a bit grateful.
The Dutch are from Iceland. Trust me, I'm really good at geometry.


ehhh..

Amsterdam disagrees with your statement.



What the hell would they know. They're too high and busy screwing the Oldest Prostitute Twins in the World. Vikings live in America, I know, I saw the film. It usually ends with the natives screwing them and then the jealous husbands slaughtering them all. Geometry is the art of throwing handfuls of special dirt or runes on the ground and divining them:P The Catholic Church will send an inquisition team to get you for it, so don't get caught!

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse [lady of commercial virtue]. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.- James Nicoll

Korsiri
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2012-10-08 00:30:31 UTC
Hrm lemme think about this....

... Spending time engaging intelligence and problem solving skills -- check!
... Adjusting to changing conditions -- check!
... Avoiding harmful ultraviolet rays -- check!
... Practicing fine motor skills -- check!


Yup, looks like she's a live one captain!

Course I could be spending my off hours sitting in front of the boob tube, rotting my neurons in mindless 'activity'... because that's an accepted, PC-okay pasttime!

God, I love my computer.

insert obligatory /oldtymer "In my day, we played MMOs with PAPER and PENCILS!! and we had to beat the paper to pulp ourselves nobody could afford dice and don't get me started on the pencil lead....." rant

:P
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-10-08 01:06:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Muad 'dib
Eve has taken me around the world several times and ive made, i suspect, many life long friends.

Internet spaceships isnt just serious business, it changes lives, seriously.

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#39 - 2012-10-08 11:47:29 UTC
Vinstere V wrote:
I am 17 years old and just started the game this last month, and frankly I think it is great. I'm already forming plans that will take a long time to come to fruition, and the best part about it is that I don't have to play all day long like I did when I played WoW. Given the fact that the game is currently revolving around my own choices gives me the liberty to enjoy my personal life outside of the game more. That said, I really don't understand why the OP seems to believe unless you are 27 you can not enjoy this game. Maybe it will be harder for me to learn some aspects and balance it with school, but I seem to be doing alright.


Ok, pause the thread.

I want to award +2 internets to this fine young man. I've not encountered a 17 year old with this much skill at writing and clarity of thought in years. Well done young sir, and my compliments to your teachers!

Resume thread.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

Doddy
Excidium.
#40 - 2012-10-08 11:51:28 UTC
War Kitten wrote:
Vinstere V wrote:
I am 17 years old and just started the game this last month, and frankly I think it is great. I'm already forming plans that will take a long time to come to fruition, and the best part about it is that I don't have to play all day long like I did when I played WoW. Given the fact that the game is currently revolving around my own choices gives me the liberty to enjoy my personal life outside of the game more. That said, I really don't understand why the OP seems to believe unless you are 27 you can not enjoy this game. Maybe it will be harder for me to learn some aspects and balance it with school, but I seem to be doing alright.


Ok, pause the thread.

I want to award +2 internets to this fine young man. I've not encountered a 17 year old with this much skill at writing and clarity of thought in years. Well done young sir, and my compliments to your teachers!

Resume thread.


Well like most 17 year olds on the internet he is actually a 50 year old alcoholic.