These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Wormholes

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

You know you're a WH Bear if....

First post
Author
Roime
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#81 - 2012-09-28 09:45:09 UTC
Dewayne Hicks wrote:
Roime wrote:
You outnumber your attackers and still proceed to SD all your dozens and dozens of ships without firing a shot.



FFS please say you're making this one up....


Well yeah I wish I was. It took them so long I logged off for a few hours and they we're still at it when I came back.

I'm also certain we're not the only ones who've watched a similar display of self-humiliation. There are bears living out there, soft and cuddly fat little bears.


.

Frothgar
State War Academy
Caldari State
#82 - 2012-09-28 18:29:23 UTC
When you decline to use a highsec exit 10j from Jita when you have only 2 weeks of fuel left, because you believe you're "Totally going to get one closer" by then.
Frothgar
State War Academy
Caldari State
#83 - 2012-09-28 18:35:47 UTC
When you put a Dreadnaught BPO set in ME research at an NPC station for over 2 years, and forget it ever existed because highsec is "Dead to you"
Balanah
Quebec's Underdog League
Quebec United Legions
#84 - 2012-09-28 20:30:53 UTC
When you're pissed off because someone :
- didn't put the bms in the can
- picked up the bms from the can but doesn't leave a copy of them
- never scans
- don't recognize k162 holes class with the hole's color

Wormhole animal.

VegasMirage
Blank-Space
Northern Coalition.
#85 - 2012-09-29 13:59:41 UTC
you live in a wormhole.

no more games... it's real this time!!!

Dewayne Hicks
Alcohol Fueled Brutality
#86 - 2012-09-30 03:47:09 UTC
Roime wrote:
Dewayne Hicks wrote:
Roime wrote:
You outnumber your attackers and still proceed to SD all your dozens and dozens of ships without firing a shot.



FFS please say you're making this one up....


Well yeah I wish I was. It took them so long I logged off for a few hours and they we're still at it when I came back.

I'm also certain we're not the only ones who've watched a similar display of self-humiliation. There are bears living out there, soft and cuddly fat little bears.




What scares me the most about that is those people are trying to breed....
Xindi Kraid
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#87 - 2012-09-30 08:57:50 UTC
Balanah wrote:
When you're pissed off because someone :
- didn't put the bms in the can
- picked up the bms from the can but doesn't leave a copy of them
- never scans
- don't recognize k162 holes class with the hole's color

Luckily the first two items are now defunct.
Of course I think my corp still had our can right up until we moved.


-When you don't have a HS base any more. Just weapons caches everywhere so you always have one close to wherever your HS path lets out.
-When anything not in said cache or on your person in the WH does not exist to you despite it still being a significant portion of your net worth.
-When you can afford your own POS equipment for no other reason than because **** you.
Komen
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#88 - 2012-10-01 05:44:15 UTC
When you are more comfortable in wormholes, the most dangerous space in Eve, than you are in Empire, supposedly the safest, because you're running a hauler and you know some notalent gankbear is just waiting on that in-gate for Jita.
Kelhund
Scope Mining Empire
Outer Planets Association
#89 - 2012-10-01 09:38:33 UTC
...When you quote another WHbear on this thread, while raving to no one in particular, "YES THIS IS SO ME!"


Komen wrote:
When you are more comfortable in wormholes, the most dangerous space in Eve, than you are in Empire, supposedly the safest, because you're running a hauler and you know some notalent gankbear is just waiting on that in-gate for Jita.


QFT :P
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#90 - 2012-10-01 11:06:30 UTC
You think you are the best spy in game and tease wholers about how awesome you are, and yet you now every trick to a safe farming.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7

Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#91 - 2012-10-01 11:18:28 UTC
When you realize half the posters in this thread are in your own alliance...

http://www.wormholes.info

Ashimat
Clandestine Services
#92 - 2012-10-01 11:37:59 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
When you realize half the posters in this thread are in your own alliance...

No, that's when you realize you're in a way to large alliance.. or wait... Cool

Got blog: http://thecloakedones.blogspot.com

Joshua Lorne
The Night Crew
#93 - 2012-10-03 07:57:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Joshua Lorne
When you have troubles jumping through K-space gates because you can't find the 'enter wormhole' option.

When you've lost more to highsec suicide gankers then to wormhole PvP.

When someone jumps you while ratting and you just keep shooting the sleepers.

If you have ever come running outta the bathroom with your pants still down around your ankles because you heard a worm fire from your computer
Calmatt
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#94 - 2012-10-03 08:24:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Calmatt
...when you make enough isk to have never actually paid for the game. On two accounts. In deadspace Machariel fleets.
Irya Boone
The Scope
#95 - 2012-10-03 09:04:52 UTC
When you download clarion call of rook and kings and look a it every night ... !!Oops

CCP it's time to remove Off Grid Boost and Put Them on Killmail too, add Logi on killmails .... Open that damn door !!

you shall all bow and pray BoB

Ashimat
Clandestine Services
#96 - 2012-10-03 10:25:13 UTC
Joshua Lorne wrote:
If you have ever come running outta the bathroom with your pants still down around your ankles because you heard a worm fire from your computer


roflol. So true.

Got blog: http://thecloakedones.blogspot.com

Nostradamouse Riraille
S.M.U.G.G.L.E.
#97 - 2012-10-03 18:32:19 UTC
When half the people in your corp are alts of people in your corp...
ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#98 - 2012-10-03 19:49:44 UTC
Hi Folks,

Please stay on topic here!

I've also cleaned up some unwholesome real-life references that wouldn't even be appropriate in OOPE, lets not go there again please? It's a very silly place.

Thanks and hole safe!

[b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]

Arcturus Trask
Arclight Imperium
#99 - 2012-10-07 00:42:38 UTC
When you read this entire thread, keep checking off "TRUE" and while pretend it's not you...
Bernie Nator
Seal Club Six
Plug N Play
#100 - 2012-10-07 01:27:01 UTC
When you blindly jump into a hole without a scanner onboard because that sort of thing never happens to you, and this hole looks sta-(The wormhole has collapsed behind you. Are you trapped?).

I don't want to lose my ship! Time to post on the forums to get rescued!

That is one way to know you're a bear.