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Consider beautiful Leremblompes for all your retirement needs

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Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#1 - 2012-09-28 20:34:40 UTC
Some things to consider:

1) Wheelchair ramps on every dock and pleasure hub
2) Market orders for fiber > orders for ammo
3) The prime rib buffets
4) If your afterburner develops an oily discharge, mechanics are standing by to assist
5) Great little coat and purse stores
6) Free shuttles
7) Senior discounts
8) VFW hall with 24/7 space bingo
9) Putting greens
10) Cap'n Quarter Clappers
11) Friendly police

and more...

Resident comments:

"14 hops to Jita? Hop on this whippersnapper. I am headed over to Kruul's Den of Incontinence for a little action!"

"Once I got back into diapers, Leremblompes was the only sanitary choice."

"Sure I've seen the sites of Arshat VII - Now that I can't see - Leremblompes is the place for me."

"Even the kids love Leremblompes. When they aren't training, they always visit."

"My next door neighbors are a miner, a gank ho and trader. Sure the Yahtzee gets heated - but it's all in good fun."

"When I think luxury - I think Leremblompes."

Visit Leremblompes today to arrange your future retirement. Rest in peace - the Leremblompes way!
Jim Era
#2 - 2012-09-28 20:36:15 UTC
wat

Wat™
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#3 - 2012-09-28 20:38:46 UTC
Jim Era wrote:
wat


What I am talking about is bringing the troops home from the Incursion. So they can retire. In beautiful Leremblompes.
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#4 - 2012-09-28 20:56:50 UTC
Clystan wrote:
Jim Era wrote:
wat


What I am talking about is bringing the troops home from the Incursion. So they can retire. In beautiful Leremblompes.

I got that part, but I still think Jim Era asked a good question. Smile

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5 - 2012-09-28 21:03:24 UTC
Do you have blackjack and hookers?, if not why not?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#6 - 2012-09-28 21:03:51 UTC
James 315 wrote:
Clystan wrote:
Jim Era wrote:
wat


What I am talking about is bringing the troops home from the Incursion. So they can retire. In beautiful Leremblompes.

I got that part, but I still think Jim Era asked a good question. Smile


You have a good opportunity to bump a bunch of miners to Leremblompes. Sure, sure - out of range of the roid. Not bad. I say herd them to Leremblompes, James 315. Once they experience the Au Jus - they aren't headed back to the belts.
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#7 - 2012-09-28 21:30:07 UTC
Clystan wrote:
James 315 wrote:
Clystan wrote:
Jim Era wrote:
wat


What I am talking about is bringing the troops home from the Incursion. So they can retire. In beautiful Leremblompes.

I got that part, but I still think Jim Era asked a good question. Smile


You have a good opportunity to bump a bunch of miners to Leremblompes. Sure, sure - out of range of the roid. Not bad. I say herd them to Leremblompes, James 315. Once they experience the Au Jus - they aren't headed back to the belts.

Hmmm...

Okay, you answered my question. I'm satisfied. Smile

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Jantunen the Infernal
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-09-28 21:43:38 UTC
Clystan wrote:
3) The prime rib buffets

How am I going to eat ribs with no teeth? 1/10 would not consider again.
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#9 - 2012-09-28 21:45:23 UTC
Jantunen the Infernal wrote:
Clystan wrote:
3) The prime rib buffets

How am I going to eat ribs with no teeth? 1/10 would not consider again.


In Leremblompes, the prime rib melts in your mouth without need of mastication.
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#10 - 2012-09-28 21:47:32 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Do you have blackjack and hookers?, if not why not?

I demand bananas and blow.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
#11 - 2012-09-28 21:50:04 UTC
Karl Hobb wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Do you have blackjack and hookers?, if not why not?

I demand bananas and blow.


Cards, hookers, bananas, blow - these are like peanuts and pretzels on a Delta connect flight in Leremblompes.


Hai Boiz
Jack Daniels Elite Squadron
Fraternity.
#12 - 2012-09-28 22:09:55 UTC
A system full of rich old men?

I'm fueling up the love shuttle as soon as I finish this post.

XX
Ginger Barbarella
#13 - 2012-09-28 22:11:44 UTC
Clystan wrote:
Some things to consider:



Bored now.

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#14 - 2012-09-28 22:20:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Paul Oliver
Sounds dreadful, I plan to spend my retirement in an Achuran monastery absorbed in quiet contemplation.

Wait, do "immortal" capsuleers even get to retire? Straight
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#15 - 2012-09-28 22:41:03 UTC
Moving this from General Discussion to In Game Events and Gatherings.

What a fun idea!

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

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Seara Arrodan
Whiskey and Cigars
#16 - 2012-09-29 06:44:45 UTC
Endless supply of Blue Pill, Crash and exotic dancers and I'm there.

Hmm.... Not sure if troll?...