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WE TAKE ALL WAR DECS
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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#1 - 2012-09-28 03:09:26 UTC
MY L1TTL3 PWNY is taking all war decs on for free. We will beat up your opponents free of charge.

Give us targets and we will give you love and lols

-We can coordinate on our TS
-Cause tears for people who wanted you to cry instead
-Hang out with an awesome group of people

Have a great day

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-09-28 04:24:23 UTC
This can only end well.
Ra Jackson
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-09-28 07:39:22 UTC
Can I haz director?
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4 - 2012-09-28 07:44:22 UTC
\o/ HiSec Pvp!!


Oh Wait... I made myself sad.....

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#5 - 2012-09-28 15:50:44 UTC
Please dec Break-A-Wish foundation. I will pay you 0 isk for a one week war, in order to recover their tears.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Ashrun Dir
Love for You
#6 - 2012-09-28 16:59:01 UTC
Ra Jackson wrote:
Can I haz director?


For those of you who don't know:

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=123460&p=2
Apoctasy
GentIeman Bastards
Something Really Pretentious
#7 - 2012-09-28 16:59:53 UTC
HoleySheet1, WHY are you still playing this game?
Msgerbs
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-09-28 17:30:53 UTC
Wardec Noir. for them me, please.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2012-09-28 17:32:29 UTC
I have peered into the future and have seen another Holeysheet1 rage thread coming soon....

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Hidden Fremen
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#10 - 2012-09-29 00:58:12 UTC
You see, Holey? See what you've done to yourself?
LanFear TyRaX
Lead Farmers
#11 - 2012-09-29 03:04:17 UTC
Ashrun Dir wrote:
Ra Jackson wrote:
Can I haz director?


For those of you who don't know:

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=123460&p=2


"Can I haz director?" haha
Seems like this has become an "EvE Meme" !
Hazell D'ark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-09-29 09:48:40 UTC
Stop it you guys ! otherwise he is going to try making up one of those rather bizarre words that he thinks rhyme with Lead Farmers and give me cancer again .
Taraxon Taranogas
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-09-29 11:11:38 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
MY L1TTL3 PWNY is taking all war decs on for free. We will beat up your opponents free of charge.

Give us targets and we will give you love and lols

-We can coordinate on our TS
-Cause tears for people who wanted you to cry instead
-Hang out with an awesome group of people

Have a great day


May I have 1000 shares of this corp too?
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#14 - 2012-09-29 20:17:49 UTC
As you can see, I have many enemies but still percervere.
Our war roster is getting plump but it still needs more

We will aggress your targets and make them whine for their teddy bear.

A former mistake that a thief took advantage of has no relevance here. His name was Zackgar.
(kill it with Fire[fail] was one of our former victims, and this is obviously a mass alt attack on our continued success)
They made a work of fiction surrounding my persona, and continued to kick me after they had stolen some of my assets.
I had my revenge, and it was sweet.
Now they are irrelevant.

Have a great day :)

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#15 - 2012-09-29 20:23:23 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Please dec Break-A-Wish foundation. I will pay you 0 isk for a one week war, in order to recover their tears.


we assist decs...so dec yourself and ask for assistance, my intelligent friend

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
Taraxon Taranogas
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-09-29 20:29:55 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
As you can see, I have many enemies but still percervere.
Our war roster is getting plump but it still needs more

We will aggress your targets and make them whine for their teddy bear.

A former mistake that a thief took advantage of has no relevance here. His name was Zackgar.
(kill it with Fire[fail] was one of our former victims, and this is obviously a mass alt attack on our continued success)
They made a work of fiction surrounding my persona, and continued to kick me after they had stolen some of my assets.
I had my revenge, and it was sweet.
Now they are irrelevant.

Have a great day :)


+1 for staying in character bro.

I love the harsh "...we will make them cry a thousand tears...." "....we will crush their wills and pilage their villages..." "....their children will scream in horror at the night mare that we rain down upon them...."

Yeah, love the bravdo Cool
WTFAMILOOKINGAT
Horizon Research Group
#17 - 2012-09-29 22:03:29 UTC
OP had me at all caps <3
Brother Zahariel
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-10-01 00:14:06 UTC
Msgerbs wrote:
Wardec Noir. for them me, please.


LOL. You're still mad?!
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#19 - 2012-10-01 04:22:20 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
Please dec Break-A-Wish foundation. I will pay you 0 isk for a one week war, in order to recover their tears.


we assist decs...so dec yourself and ask for assistance, my intelligent friend


The word "assist" is not in your OP. In fact, the title says "WE TAKE ALL WAR DECS" implying you will willingly war dec people, no matter who they are. Anyone can go spam the "Ally Assist" button on all active wars. Threads not required.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#20 - 2012-10-01 04:42:42 UTC
This is a service which can help pilots in need of assistance. As mentioned, there will be many on this thread who hate on us due to our past exploits, but we get results. If you need a war target off your back...we offer free help. We're not looking for isk...just fun and lols.

This is Dec Sword....forget about Dec shield.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.
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