Crime & Punishment

I was checking out an incursion near Amarr when I spied with my little eye-an unpiloted Orca that they were using to change their fittings. These guys weren't stupid-they had a very ingenious plan in place to protect their assets-they had a Loki, Bestower and Hurricane locking the Orca up-preventing boarding. What at first seemed to be an easy theft turned out to be locked up tighter than Fort Knox.

My hope faded as I realized that there would be no way possible to break their tight security. They had set up properly and their limitless genius had rendered my plans useless. As I headed back to 0.0 head bowed in shame, I lamented the fact that I had been outsmarted.

I owed some serious ISK to a Funtanari bar owner in Gallente space. If I didn't pay soon, I would really be in a jam... WAIT A MINUTE A JAM.... YES THATS IT!!!

I turned my butt around and headed back to the incursion site-this time in a rigged Blackbird-set for Maximum Trollage. 3 racial jams and ECM Burst II-all pre overloaded easily bypassed their 'security' and the Orca was ours before Concord even popped my BB.

With a quick "THANX FUR ZE FREE ORCA" in local, I was off to Amarr to turn some profit. I began opening the hangars as I motored off. Not much in the first two Corp hangar tabs, I was pleased to see in the Director tab, about 1.4 Billion ISK in faction loot. HEH HEH HEH Just then-I get a convo. Seems someone is a bit irked that I stole their Orca :D

"How much for the Orca back?" I played dumb (well some might argue that I wasn't 'playing') 'How much is it worth'? We went back and forth before I just told him my price, 1.7 Bn for everything. He readily agreed. I went over the faction mods cherry picking 600 M worth in single stacks. I made the contract-and was delighted to see it was accepted quickly.

I talked to the victim for a little bit longer-enough time to tell the guy that I had taken him again. No good tears to share and the victim was pretty cool guy. I asked for his votes for CSM7 and apologized for my nature. He had the balls to ask "What would it take for my pledge to leave them alone?" I let him know that there was no possible deal that would make that happen.

He went on about Brick getting blacklisted from their "Premiere Incursion Fleet Channel" and how it would have prevented the theft. I giggled like a school-girl as these incursion guys always suspect a spy and think that their channel is a tool we use when ganking them. The guy then invites me to the channel-I accept-only to see my every move reported: "Darius is in Amarr!" and "Darius in Madirmilre!" With my Ego fed, my wallet full, I retired to my CQ and made good use of the slaves I bought at that Funtanari bar.... D3

Nice play... +1

So im waiting for GTO 2

Free all orcas.

+1.

NICE!
+1

ur such a scrub and a loser.. i mean who has CQ turned on anyways.

:3c i would

I approve... +1

+1, would rep again.

You sir, are a scholar (figured out how to liberate the Orca), and a gentleman (for making a deal to sell the ship back once the filthy hangers had been properly cleaned out).