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The Jita Bank | Public Annoucement

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Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-10-16 18:34:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Prencleeve Grothsmore
Dear all those who have invested in The Jita Bank,

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/8505/msorryg.png

Video Version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8zgCKxd9jc

My Blog:
http://warpbubble.blogspot.com/

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SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-10-16 18:53:39 UTC
That's some terrible, terrible poasting going on in this forum. You should stop.
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#3 - 2011-10-16 19:02:32 UTC
Thats terible... oh wait you from RvB

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Florestan Bronstein
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-10-16 19:10:49 UTC
staring or starring?
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Stealth Alliance
#5 - 2011-10-16 22:39:08 UTC
Yeah, I think it's time for you to stop.

Damn nature, you scary!

Companion Qube
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2011-10-17 04:55:28 UTC
Would you mind turning the announcement into a song and posting the video on youtube? It couldn't be any worse than your posting.
Angsty Teenager
Broski North
#7 - 2011-10-17 05:34:40 UTC
Confirming I was the head of Jita Bank's finance team.
flakeys
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-10-17 07:26:48 UTC
Companion Qube wrote:
Would you mind turning the announcement into a song and posting the video on youtube?.



Lol only idiots do that .... hahaaa ...haaahaha , uhm wait wasn't there a linky in the other thread with ...


Ok nevermind Roll

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-10-17 08:19:21 UTC
Folk Of Market Discussion. I have created a video version of this announcement for those who are visually impaired.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8zgCKxd9jc

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2011-10-17 08:52:24 UTC
No one could have foreseen this.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-10-17 08:54:52 UTC
Feligast wrote:
No one could have foreseen this.


Indeed. I didn't even forsee this/

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

flakeys
Doomheim
#12 - 2011-10-17 09:31:35 UTC
Could you make one where you are dressed as a cheerleader doing britney spears ''baby one more time'' ?


Since your playing muppet might as well go full bonanza .


We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2011-10-17 11:34:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Luxi Daphiti
Hello Prencleeve. Look at the Eve Investment Bank. Now back to this. Now back to the Eve bank. Now back to this. Sadly, it isn’t the Eve Bank. But if you stopped being so bad at scamming and put some thought into things it could look like the Eve Bank. Look down, back up, where are you? Your in a online forum making a fool of yourself, pretending to be like the very banks your bank could have been like.  What didn't you do? Back to the Eve Bank. It’s a web of deeply intricate lies and fraud. Look again. The bank is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you forget about how trusting people can be with the right information.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-10-17 12:44:19 UTC
http://warpbubble.blogspot.com/

My new blog

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-10-17 12:57:15 UTC
If you manage to get in Goonwaffe, then not only I'll receive isk for killing you (I'll just hand over the killmails to the "Goon hunt program"), but I'll also have much more pleasure from shooting blues.
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#16 - 2011-10-17 12:58:22 UTC
SMT008 wrote:
If you manage to get in Goonwaffe, then not only I'll receive isk for killing you (I'll just hand over the killmails to the "Goon hunt program"), but I'll also have much more pleasure from shooting blues.


I'll buy my corpse off you for 1.5 bill.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#17 - 2011-10-17 13:02:12 UTC
Ok well then, consider it done. Hand over the 1B5 to SMT008's wallet, and I'll contract you the corpse ;)

If you don't trust me, well, maybe we can use a third party like The Mittani or a Goonwaffe officer ?
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-10-17 13:11:25 UTC
SMT008 wrote:
Ok well then, consider it done. Hand over the 1B5 to SMT008's wallet, and I'll contract you the corpse ;)

If you don't trust me, well, maybe we can use a third party like The Mittani or a Goonwaffe officer ?


Wait a minute. Your in the goon alliance yourself? Why you hunt down members of your allied corporations?

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
#19 - 2011-10-17 13:58:10 UTC
warpbubble.blogspot.com wrote:
Goonwaffe are infamous for their bountiful recruitment scams which usually require you to pay a recruiter a "security deposit". Its been a while since I've seen such activity, however a few days ago I was approached by a recruiter. For security reason I will keep the name of the recruiter disclosed. The recruiter offered me a place in goonwaffe and redirected me to an "official" site, http://www.goonfleet.net. Firstly I thought it was a scam, but as I looked in closer to what was being offered I actually got lured in. So I registered my API on that auth site, and entered the sponsorship key given by my recruiter. On my application status it told me to give my recruiter a 500 Million ISK security deposit. So I handed it over. To my surprise he didn't leave the conversation, he didn't even block me. Instead he gave me my application ID, which I can use to check the status of my app. Despite the reputation goonwaffe have, I am looking forward to becoming a "space cowboy". You can check my application status here: http://goonfleet.net/?app_id=c27bbb5945406e89&action=check

How incredible, incredible dumb are you?
SMT008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-10-17 14:27:32 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
SMT008 wrote:
Ok well then, consider it done. Hand over the 1B5 to SMT008's wallet, and I'll contract you the corpse ;)

If you don't trust me, well, maybe we can use a third party like The Mittani or a Goonwaffe officer ?


Wait a minute. Your in the goon alliance yourself? Why you hunt down members of your allied corporations?


Shooting blues is what we do all the time when blues are being dumb or ********. Or when an overview bug occurs, you know. The kind of things that may happen to you Cool
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