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The Jita Bank | The 1# Virtual Bank Of New Eden
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Uskos
New Ceres Economics and Logsitcs
#81 - 2011-10-15 09:52:10 UTC
I am vomiting rainbow and epic at the same time. This is probably the best thread i have seen in years.
egola
NSFW federation
#82 - 2011-10-16 06:33:06 UTC
you people take him WAAAAAY too serious. where them sarcasms at?!?!?!?!
Kethas Protagonist
Protagonist Ventures
#83 - 2011-10-16 09:38:42 UTC
I'd been watching this thread for a while and was getting ready to post a standard "we all know this is a scam, now why are you sheep bumping his thread by posting over and over" but I'm glad I held off.

citizenkaneclap.gif
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#84 - 2011-10-16 09:45:10 UTC
Kethas Protagonist wrote:
I'd been watching this thread for a while and was getting ready to post a standard "we all know this is a scam, now why are you sheep bumping his thread by posting over and over" but I'm glad I held off.

citizenkaneclap.gif


Hello: This is a Public Statement from the leading director of the now closed Jita Bank. We would like to thank those investors which foolishly invested in our Bank. All ISK has been taken by the founder, Graphite Vestian. Until further notice, withdrawals are disabled, and interest rates will be no longer handed out. In the future we may decide to repay all those who have invested. If we do decide to do such a thing, then you will be notified in the client area (The funds section).

This thread is no longer supported by me. I will be not making any further posts in this thread.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.
Tasko Pal
Spallated Garniferous Schist
#85 - 2011-10-16 09:57:20 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:


Hello: This is a Public Statement from the leading director of the now closed Jita Bank. We would like to thank those investors which foolishly invested in our Bank. All ISK has been taken by the founder, Graphite Vestian. Until further notice, withdrawals are disabled, and interest rates will be no longer handed out. In the future we may decide to repay all those who have invested. If we do decide to do such a thing, then you will be notified in the client area (The funds section).

This thread is no longer supported by me. I will be not making any further posts in this thread.


I appreciated your noble work. Truly, you'll be missed. Don't forget to post your next scam attempt in MD too! Lol
Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#86 - 2011-10-16 11:00:42 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Kethas Protagonist wrote:
I'd been watching this thread for a while and was getting ready to post a standard "we all know this is a scam, now why are you sheep bumping his thread by posting over and over" but I'm glad I held off.

citizenkaneclap.gif


Hello: This is a Public Statement from the leading director of the now closed Jita Bank. We would like to thank those investors which foolishly invested in our Bank. All ISK has been taken by the founder, Graphite Vestian. Until further notice, withdrawals are disabled, and interest rates will be no longer handed out. In the future we may decide to repay all those who have invested. If we do decide to do such a thing, then you will be notified in the client area (The funds section).

This thread is no longer supported by me. I will be not making any further posts in this thread.


Just out of interest, how many people actually gave you money? Or is this just you trying to scrape some notoriety from your failed endeavour. As if it was somehow ultra successful and none of us expected it?

(Yes I'm aware you said you would not post anymore, but answer us this at least Lol)
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#87 - 2011-10-16 11:04:57 UTC
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Kethas Protagonist wrote:
I'd been watching this thread for a while and was getting ready to post a standard "we all know this is a scam, now why are you sheep bumping his thread by posting over and over" but I'm glad I held off.

citizenkaneclap.gif


Hello: This is a Public Statement from the leading director of the now closed Jita Bank. We would like to thank those investors which foolishly invested in our Bank. All ISK has been taken by the founder, Graphite Vestian. Until further notice, withdrawals are disabled, and interest rates will be no longer handed out. In the future we may decide to repay all those who have invested. If we do decide to do such a thing, then you will be notified in the client area (The funds section).

This thread is no longer supported by me. I will be not making any further posts in this thread.


Just out of interest, how many people actually gave you money? Or is this just you trying to scrape some notoriety from your failed endeavour. As if it was somehow ultra successful and none of us expected it?

(Yes I'm aware you said you would not post anymore, but answer us this at least Lol)


526 Million Was Invested. 0 ISK was paid out in interest.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.
Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#88 - 2011-10-16 11:22:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Luxi Daphiti
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Luxi Daphiti wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Kethas Protagonist wrote:
I'd been watching this thread for a while and was getting ready to post a standard "we all know this is a scam, now why are you sheep bumping his thread by posting over and over" but I'm glad I held off.

citizenkaneclap.gif


Hello: This is a Public Statement from the leading director of the now closed Jita Bank. We would like to thank those investors which foolishly invested in our Bank. All ISK has been taken by the founder, Graphite Vestian. Until further notice, withdrawals are disabled, and interest rates will be no longer handed out. In the future we may decide to repay all those who have invested. If we do decide to do such a thing, then you will be notified in the client area (The funds section).

This thread is no longer supported by me. I will be not making any further posts in this thread.


Just out of interest, how many people actually gave you money? Or is this just you trying to scrape some notoriety from your failed endeavour. As if it was somehow ultra successful and none of us expected it?

(Yes I'm aware you said you would not post anymore, but answer us this at least Lol)


526 Million Was Invested. 0 ISK was paid out in interest.


Not bad. Just for the sake of irony however (Yeah, wrong use of the word I know!) I might ask for some proof! Lol

I'd also like to cyberslap all of these apparent investors who were serious for stupidity, if they do so exist.
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#89 - 2011-10-16 15:14:03 UTC
Quote:
526 Million Was Invested. 0 ISK was paid out in interest.


I smell clawing at shreds of dignity. I imagine the only deposit was the 5k isk deposited by a previous poster to test this lolfests legitimacy.

Photos or it didn't happen etc etc. (praying for comically botched photoshop attempt)

Damn nature, you scary!
Elise DarkStar
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#90 - 2011-10-16 15:15:00 UTC
My fake bank made 526 BILLION!!
Nex apparatu5
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#91 - 2011-10-16 17:11:53 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Mystri wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Founded by Graphite Vestian, the Jita Bank is a service my primarily designed for those who wish to use their current ISK to develop a steady income.

Done some digging and what a punchline.

Graphite Vestian, a man boy (you will see why later) who has a varied employment background for a one year old character.

Searching through his various recruitment threads and hulk miner purchases we come across this thread, that links to this "well liked" recruitment video; which was uploaded by JJJGGG500 (aka Graphite).

Looking through JJJGGG500's youtube channel you find this gem of a video, of the boy himself singing "I dreamed a dream", awww. I can't help but wonder what exactly he was doing at the start of the video, a knuckle shuffle perhaps?

I'm speechless. How the bloody hell did you find that video of me? And how the bloody hell did you find who my alt was? You bloody nob jockey. The Jita Bank is now closed.

This is why I love MD
Cpt B Thompson
Imperial Space Explorers
#92 - 2011-10-16 17:53:59 UTC
Folk of Market Discussion. In honour of this fabulous thread, I suggest we vote for this maniac in the MD awards.
Mystri
#93 - 2011-10-16 18:24:20 UTC
Cpt B Thompson wrote:
Folk of Market Discussion. In honour of this fabulous thread, I suggest we vote for this maniac in the MD awards.

OP is using his alts to promote himself again...

The OP (Prencleeve Grothsmore aka Graphite) bought Cpt B Thompson in September this year. I remember that name when I was searching your history earlier.
Cpt B Thompson
Imperial Space Explorers
#94 - 2011-10-16 18:30:25 UTC
Mystri wrote:
Cpt B Thompson wrote:
Folk of Market Discussion. In honour of this fabulous thread, I suggest we vote for this maniac in the MD awards.

OP is using his alts to promote himself again...

The OP (Prencleeve Grothsmore aka Graphite) bought Cpt B Thompson in September this year. I remember that name when I was searching your history earlier.


:(
SencneS
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#95 - 2011-10-16 19:58:27 UTC
Hasn't the fiddle of using a Bank as a means to scam people been played a billion times before?

But promoting yourself with an alt which is easily searched out proof of purchase is worthy of a good laugh at the expense of this nobody... Well not a nobody anymore, he joined the lustrous long list of dirt bags, but he holds a special place in the Stupid Dirt Bag category..
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#96 - 2011-10-16 20:41:06 UTC
Cpt B Thompson wrote:
Mystri wrote:
Cpt B Thompson wrote:
Folk of Market Discussion. In honour of this fabulous thread, I suggest we vote for this maniac in the MD awards.

OP is using his alts to promote himself again...

The OP (Prencleeve Grothsmore aka Graphite) bought Cpt B Thompson in September this year. I remember that name when I was searching your history earlier.


:(


You are the OP that just keeps on giving.

Damn nature, you scary!
Souris Blanche
Doomheim
#97 - 2011-10-16 20:53:21 UTC
is it 2014 already?
Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#98 - 2011-10-28 11:08:24 UTC
Souris Blanche wrote:
is it 2014 already?


No it isn't.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.
Thatone Blackguy
State War Academy
Caldari State
#99 - 2011-10-28 21:22:58 UTC
this has to be a troll noone can be such a colossal ******
hcdarksoul
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#100 - 2011-11-03 04:13:18 UTC
For someone that says he is poor and is trying to scam other people for isk he sure does spend a lot of isk buying random pilots in character bazaar. Makes you wonder who he has scammed already.