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Bad People needed for Dirty Work
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Jerin Wolfe
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-09-14 21:37:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Jerin Wolfe
- I have a lot of money I want to spend renting a little grief for a group of well deserving yahoos. I am looking for . . .

*Infiltrators, Spies and Thieves: Get inside, wreak havoc, steal some gear and I'll PAY you!

*Corp/Buddy Killers: Why waste random strangers for free when you can do the game a service, and get PAID!

*Hi-Sec Mercs: Spend a week hunting idiots who fly shiny ships . . . and get PAID for each kill you make!

*Griefers-Loudmouths-Trashtalkers: Get one of these clownshoes to lose it in public, and send me the transcripts, I will PAY!

Please contact me in-game for details.
Darth Bri
Maniaci Dello Spazio
#2 - 2012-09-15 00:15:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Darth Bri
Apparently images don't work here
Jerin Wolfe
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-09-16 18:53:29 UTC
-( BUMP )-
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2012-09-17 01:35:46 UTC
Idonteven

Would you like a kitten?

Jerin Wolfe
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-09-17 01:52:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Jerin Wolfe
- My apologies, I spoke too soon . . . the material in question was returned to the victim, after an extended period of begging, weeping and making promises I'm sure they have no intention of keeping . . . I guess thats what I get for hiring spies off of 'Craigslist' Oops

- Thats alright, I did'nt want to pay a 20% bounty on a 28 billion ISK theft anyway Twisted
Kage Toshimado
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-09-17 02:39:15 UTC
Jerin Wolfe wrote:
- Within 48 hours of this posting a long time and trusted member of our enemy corporation drained their wallets and emptied the corporate hangars . . . among the loot recovered was a Golem, a Rhea and several PLEX. Preliminary reports indicate a loss of nearly twenty-eight BILLION ISK by the Friendly Players Alliance.

- Karma is a *****.

- FPA still has two industrial POS that need to be destroyed, any takers?


Because everyone just leaves several PLEX lying around.
Kane the Black
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-09-17 07:58:11 UTC
Pics or didn't happen.

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#8 - 2012-09-17 10:53:34 UTC
Convo me in game and we will do some damage Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#9 - 2012-09-17 22:44:33 UTC
Is this about sex????? if so then Big smile if no then Evil
Jerin Wolfe
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-09-18 20:16:46 UTC
- Since 01 Sept 2012 my campaign of revenge has resulted in the destruction of forty-seven (47) enemy vessels, totaling almost four and a half BILLION isk in damages . . . and at the rates I am paying, thats a bargain!

- C'mon folks! If we all pull together and rededicate ourselves to this goal we can make November their worst month EVER! I know you can do it, I know I can pay for it . . . lets MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Kane the Black
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-09-20 09:21:00 UTC
Jerin Wolfe wrote:
- Since 01 Sept 2012 my campaign of revenge has resulted in the destruction of forty-seven (47) enemy vessels, totaling almost four and a half BILLION isk in damages . . . and at the rates I am paying, thats a bargain!

- C'mon folks! If we all pull together and rededicate ourselves to this goal we can make November their worst month EVER! I know you can do it, I know I can pay for it . . . lets MAKE IT HAPPEN!


Posts but no killmails or pics makes God kill a cute, fluffy bunny every time you post. Sad

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Jerin Wolfe
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-09-20 20:45:22 UTC
- And here I thought posting killmail links vas verbottenRoll

But contact me in-game, we have all sorts of interesting events lined up over the course of the next month! Twisted

Still looking for Dirty People to do Bad Things! Er . . . yeah whatever. If you have a new and interesting idea in the field of griefology, contact me . . . I may fund the field-test!
Crest Washere
Reversed Sanctuary
#13 - 2012-09-20 22:08:18 UTC
As one of the "hunted" people, i would like to thank Jerin Wolfe for providing pew pew opportunities and helping us make new friends.
It's been a real blast and we're all having a jolly good time.
Bigpimping
Pimp Inc.
#14 - 2012-09-21 00:08:28 UTC
Can I apply even if I'm really a nice person?
RooieStormInMijnBroekje
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-09-21 05:49:55 UTC
Bigpimping wrote:
Can I apply even if I'm really a nice person?


Your an obvious alt and you dont even have a face, so stfu Ugh
Bigpimping
Pimp Inc.
#16 - 2012-09-21 09:49:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Bigpimping
RooieStormInMijnBroekje wrote:
Bigpimping wrote:
Can I apply even if I'm really a nice person?


Your an obvious alt and you dont even have a face, so stfu Ugh




Well I say! Such sass!

I like it, add a like to you're count on me!
RooieStormInMijnBroekje
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-09-21 11:17:54 UTC
Bigpimping wrote:
RooieStormInMijnBroekje wrote:
Bigpimping wrote:
Can I apply even if I'm really a nice person?


Your an obvious alt and you dont even have a face, so stfu Ugh




Well I say! Such sass!

I like it, add a like to you're count on me!


My first like, thank you obvious alt with no face, this means so much to me, how can i ever repay you?
flakeys
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-09-21 14:57:37 UTC
RooieStormInMijnBroekje wrote:
Bigpimping wrote:
RooieStormInMijnBroekje wrote:
Bigpimping wrote:
Can I apply even if I'm really a nice person?


Your an obvious alt and you dont even have a face, so stfu Ugh




Well I say! Such sass!

I like it, add a like to you're count on me!


My first like, thank you obvious alt with no face, this means so much to me, how can i ever repay you?



Give a like back?

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2012-09-21 19:51:19 UTC
Jerin Wolfe wrote:
- Since 01 Sept 2012 my campaign of revenge has resulted in the destruction of forty-seven (47) enemy vessels, totaling almost four and a half BILLION isk in damages . . . and at the rates I am paying, thats a bargain!

- C'mon folks! If we all pull together and rededicate ourselves to this goal we can make November their worst month EVER! I know you can do it, I know I can pay for it . . . lets MAKE IT HAPPEN!


I was so happy when I got my first ship kill, but my face went from Lol to Sad when I realized it was only an Ibis without even the usual trit and starting modules.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Kane the Black
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-09-21 19:54:11 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Jerin Wolfe wrote:
- Since 01 Sept 2012 my campaign of revenge has resulted in the destruction of forty-seven (47) enemy vessels, totaling almost four and a half BILLION isk in damages . . . and at the rates I am paying, thats a bargain!

- C'mon folks! If we all pull together and rededicate ourselves to this goal we can make November their worst month EVER! I know you can do it, I know I can pay for it . . . lets MAKE IT HAPPEN!


I was so happy when I got my first ship kill, but my face went from Lol to Sad when I realized it was only an Ibis without even the usual trit and starting modules.


Best post in thread. Cool

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