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Unprovoked assault in Amarr
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Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#1 - 2012-09-14 19:33:37 UTC
Last night I had just returned to my favorite solar system Amarr following a moderately successful sales trip to find that an ISD member was present and orbiting Amarr Prime. Having never seen an ISD member before I decided to undock in my trusty thrasher and warp to Amarr Prime to feast my eyes on the spectacle. I was somewhat unpleasantly surprised to find the ISD member flying a Polaris Centurion frigate.

No sooner than I had exited warp that to my great shock and surprise I found myself locked and engaged by an Anathema which was sitting a mere 1100 meters away from me. I had not performed any act of aggression towards this or any pilot and why he attacked still eludes me. Faced by this unprovoked assault I had no choice but to defend myself, an innocent marketing agent who only wished to gaze upon the beauty of the Polaris frigate and bask in ISD greatness. While I was able to successfully defend myself and avenge this transgression, the local police; who dissaprove of my marketing efforts, quickly proceeded to destroy my poor thrasher. Much banter local ensued in local with me being fully reimbursed for my loss by both loot and salvage from the anathema as well as generous donations from the good people of amarr.

The matter was not closed however. In the meantime, a vile thief decided to plunder he previous modules from my thrasher. As such he had to be punished and relieved of his ship. Since I or the good people of amarr did not consider this to be punishment enough I then had to relieve him of another ship and send him back to his clone bay. This task was greatly aided by the fact that he had returned to the scene of the crime (as criminals always do), no doubt expecting to steal some more from me.

TLDR: Criminals were punished in Amarr today for attacking and stealing from me, an innocent marketing agent: http://cultofescobar.org/kb/index.php/kill_related/1638/

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Battered Housewife
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-09-14 20:38:31 UTC
So when did you kill the ISD dude?
Ginger Barbarella
#3 - 2012-09-14 22:09:50 UTC
There are prescription drugs available to help people focus, so they don't write rambling non-sense like you just did, OP. Perhaps you should consider deleting the original post and writing something coherent.

Obligatory "lol wut?" now...

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Vojk
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-09-14 22:26:51 UTC
Please never, ever, post again.

Thank you.
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#5 - 2012-09-14 23:00:35 UTC
We have a winner!

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#6 - 2012-09-15 13:13:20 UTC
lol that's not the story I was told...

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7 - 2012-09-16 15:43:30 UTC
I salute you for this awful thread in C&P never again please once is enough.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#8 - 2012-09-17 14:03:16 UTC
lanyaie wrote:
I salute you for this awful thread in C&P never again please once is enough.


I'm glad you liked it.

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#9 - 2012-09-17 16:02:33 UTC
So I went to a place and there was a ship and I looked at a ship and then I blew up another ship but then mine blew up but I got stuff out of the one I blew up so it was okay then someone stole stuff out of my ship that got blown up so I blew them up TWICE.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#10 - 2012-09-17 17:56:42 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
So I went to a place and there was a ship and I looked at a ship and then I blew up another ship but then mine blew up but I got stuff out of the one I blew up so it was okay then someone stole stuff out of my ship that got blown up so I blew them up TWICE.


Working as intended, imho.
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog
B.L.U.E L.A.S.E.R.
#11 - 2012-09-17 21:15:57 UTC
English is not your first language, is it?

WIsh I could figure out what this means . . . what could it mean . . .

I am not an alt of Chribba.
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#12 - 2012-09-19 08:47:55 UTC
I think he said:

"I was staring at the shiny ship and got yellow boxed by a neut. So I shot the yellow-boxing ship, and then got popped by CONCORD because I'm a tard and don't understand even the basics of hisec aggression mechanics."

Rest is irrelevent.

Thanks, plz *** again.

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Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#13 - 2012-09-19 09:40:05 UTC
Dude your -10.0 i bet the whole of amarr would have attacked your ship Shocked
Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#14 - 2012-09-19 13:31:39 UTC
Evolution1979 wrote:
Dude your -10.0 i bet the whole of amarr would have attacked your ship Shocked


Because the whole of Amarr is full of unrepentant criminals who would attack an innocent space pilot like me.

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Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#15 - 2012-09-19 17:22:15 UTC
Devil Dodger wrote:
Evolution1979 wrote:
Dude your -10.0 i bet the whole of amarr would have attacked your ship Shocked


Because the whole of Amarr is full of unrepentant criminals who would attack an innocent space pilot like me.


Oh dear god, i fed the troll and now its hungry for more Shocked
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-09-20 03:24:53 UTC
Battered Housewife wrote:
So when did you kill the ISD dude?
Your portrait looks so sad. Really depressing.

Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Highland Cream
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-09-20 12:38:04 UTC
Cyprus Black wrote:
Battered Housewife wrote:
So when did you kill the ISD dude?
Your portrait looks so sad. Really depressing.

Now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.


Don't like my housewives battered, breadcrumbs are far more healthier..