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IVY League: A scrubs guide to griefing

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Naginata Rios
Game.Theory
GameTheory
#101 - 2012-09-19 06:05:41 UTC
lmao ^^^
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#102 - 2012-09-19 06:11:08 UTC
Athena Olympia wrote:
Wow so you start off a reply by stating that people are not capable of reading? Yet you did not truly comprehend post #89 where I posted that you should help noobs - prep them for war decs. They happen in eve, unless you are going to get CCP to remove them completely you have to roll with the game.

So you aren't from eve uni you are a guest FC. So why are you crying so much since by your proclamation you are a 2004 player and have all this experience to give back.

Oh wait I know why!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge_r02lgiiE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGqiO43ZmXQ&feature=channel&list=UL

I did a little digging and found these you tubes. What I find incredibly interesting is that you claim they out number you 10 to 1 when in reality that isn't true.

When I'm watching these battles my first thought is - ship fitting. You as the FC should review this with these newer players so that they are equipped properly for battle - did you ? Probably not. So rather than wine and complain about people who are war decing you why not work on your own short comings?

TEACH the noobs to fit a ship. Why are drakes melting so fast? That's redonkulous! Seriously.

Frankly, I think you failed as an FC to teach them anything and now you are trying to look important if you can get some of the bigger alliances to come help.

Rule #1 in Eve: Don't fly what you can't afford to loose
Do not undock in anything you are not prepared to loose.

Rule #2 in Eve: You will loose ships
When you loose a ship, and you will, see rule #1

Rule #3 in Eve: Don't feed the trolls
When Rule #2 happens, and it will, when you whine and cry about it, especially on forums of any type it's called feeding the trolls.

Rule #4 in Eve: Feeding Trolls
When you break rule #3 it will bring other trolls out - your constant posting, crying, bitching and complaining is what they are waiting for.

Rule #5 in Eve: You are Terrible
There is always someone better than you in eve. The sooner you come to this realization and try to better yourself the better off you will be. Epeens will swing and trolls do exist (as do girls - but not all are idiots).

Rule #6 in Eve: Back up your **** talk
Unless you can back up your **** talking - stfu. All you do is feed the trolls - see rule #3.

I think you need to have reading and eve comprehension.



/thread
Naginata Rios
Game.Theory
GameTheory
#103 - 2012-09-19 06:20:22 UTC
" It goes to show what has happened to eve in the past three years, with almost every poster being two years or less in the game"


what carebear age did you live in? id like to remind you that this is A INTERWEB SPACESHIP GAME, and we play games to have fun, so chill out, get off your high horse, have some laughs, and play the game ferocious,



Can Muutaras
Doomheim
#104 - 2012-09-19 07:55:58 UTC
Ha ha, So many tears in this thread. Classic.

I'm sure eve-uni can handle MAD. They only kill the stupid uni members anyway.

MAD you are a sad bunch. You're like those guys that leave school at 16. Who then hang outside the gates on their mopeds showing off to the 3rd year girls. I bet your ships have go faster stripes, fluffy dice, alloys and a 'banging' sound system.

Seriously a 20 man experienced PvP corp should be able to handle ANY uni fleet. They're just 40 noobs in frigates and T1 cruisers.

Still whatever floats your boat. Enjoy those noobs kills guys! I'm sure the girls in Hek are well impressed.

LanFear TyRaX
Lead Farmers
#105 - 2012-09-19 08:07:45 UTC
Kelduum Revaan wrote:

"multi-year-old-toon-that-has-never-been-out-of-Uni-and-thinks-is-awesome"
We have a few characters who have been in the Uni for years, myself included, but theyre almost all in staff/management positions. Everyone has alts, though...


I probably should have worded my sentence in a different way, I have a lot of respect for the people taking time to manage in E-Uni, I was referring to the people who where in E-Uni when I was there a year ago and are still inside, seemingly doing nothing whenever I talk to them, just hanging around perhaps and talking to me about their cerberus sniping fits Lol
eddie valvetino
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#106 - 2012-09-19 10:28:10 UTC
it's fun :)
Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#107 - 2012-09-19 10:59:01 UTC
Can Muutaras wrote:
Ha ha, So many tears in this thread. Classic.

I'm sure eve-uni can handle MAD. They only kill the stupid uni members anyway.

MAD you are a sad bunch. You're like those guys that leave school at 16. Who then hang outside the gates on their mopeds showing off to the 3rd year girls. I bet your ships have go faster stripes, fluffy dice, alloys and a 'banging' sound system.

Seriously a 20 man experienced PvP corp should be able to handle ANY uni fleet. They're just 40 noobs in frigates and T1 cruisers.

Still whatever floats your boat. Enjoy those noobs kills guys! I'm sure the girls in Hek are well impressed.



Yeah the only problem is we're terrible at PvP - seriously we suck so hard. The only benefit is EVE-Uni sucks harder than us so it's ok. We do have fluffy dice I must point out, especially in my ships.....I have about 5 of the little things on my dashboard <3

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Reppyk
The Black Shell
#108 - 2012-09-19 11:51:22 UTC
LanFear TyRaX wrote:
just hanging around perhaps and talking to me about their cerberus sniping fits Lol
My, my, my, they should make a thread on EVEO. "CCP IS RUINING MY GAME, STOP NERFING HMLs AND MY SNIPING CERBERUS, YOU EVIL GRIEFERS !!1!! booh hooo hoo".

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

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Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#109 - 2012-09-19 12:59:54 UTC
eddie valvetino wrote:
it's fun :)

Witnessing men rant and cry on the internet always is.

The majority of new players to Eve are grown adults not babies that need fed and dirty nappies changed when full of poop & pee.

On the flip side of the arguement, to those that are not "mindless sheep in need of a shepherd", learning Eve isnt a safe haven with rainbows and ponies is still a fundemental appeal that retains players not loses them.

All I see here is a Shepherd bleating that she is unable to protect her precious wee sheep from the wolves.

Wolves must feed to survive - the logic is simple really.

Black Man with Goggles
Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#110 - 2012-09-19 13:16:00 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
eddie valvetino wrote:
it's fun :)

Witnessing men rant and cry on the internet always is.

The majority of new players to Eve are grown adults not babies that need fed and dirty nappies changed when full of poop & pee.

On the flip side of the arguement, to those that are not "mindless sheep in need of a shepherd", learning Eve isnt a safe haven with rainbows and ponies is still a fundemental appeal that retains players not loses them.

All I see here is a Shepherd bleating that she is unable to protect her precious wee sheep from the wolves.

Wolves must feed to survive - the logic is simple really.


Finally - a man who speaks true sense. Can I give you a cookie mate?

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Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#111 - 2012-09-19 13:34:40 UTC
Yaaar's Revenge wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
eddie valvetino wrote:
it's fun :)

Witnessing men rant and cry on the internet always is.

The majority of new players to Eve are grown adults not babies that need fed and dirty nappies changed when full of poop & pee.

On the flip side of the arguement, to those that are not "mindless sheep in need of a shepherd", learning Eve isnt a safe haven with rainbows and ponies is still a fundemental appeal that retains players not loses them.

All I see here is a Shepherd bleating that she is unable to protect her precious wee sheep from the wolves.

Wolves must feed to survive - the logic is simple really.


Finally - a man who speaks true sense. Can I give you a cookie mate?

I consent and accept the cookie. Nom Nom Chocolate Chip. Proof good things happen in New Eden.

Black Man with Goggles
Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#112 - 2012-09-19 13:36:51 UTC
Good things come to those who wait

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Gaylord Fappington
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#113 - 2012-09-19 13:42:46 UTC
I just got this game a few days ago and my brother told me Eve U was the way to go to learn everything i needed to learn. I moved to Aldrat, did my application and made sure all my security and everything was in order for them.

They rejected my application. They told me it was because they didn't like my name. It hurt really bad. I actually chose my real first name for Eve. I've been living with that name my whole life, you think I've never been teased. That doesn't make it right for people to just reject you based on it.

Now I see that other people have had problems with Eve U. I was hoping to find a university like a great inclusive school that welcomes all, like the University of California.

Instead, I was rejected by an elitist mindset that would be at home in Harvard or Princeton. I really don't know what I am going to do next in this game, but it hurts to have been told that I am not good enough.

I see now that the University has faced many months of war, and maybe thats the reason they were so mean to me. Maybe their nerves are frayed in these tough times. Maybe I can understand and that makes me feel better about the whole thing.

I noticed a lot of people on here are from a corporation called U Mad. I'm not mad about my rejection, but I am saddened. In any event, I recognize a lot of names on here from Aldrat local, and I hope to see you guys in game soon, both Eve U and non Eve U people.
Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#114 - 2012-09-19 13:46:11 UTC
Gaylord Fappington wrote:
I just got this game a few days ago and my brother told me Eve U was the way to go to learn everything i needed to learn. I moved to Aldrat, did my application and made sure all my security and everything was in order for them.

They rejected my application. They told me it was because they didn't like my name. It hurt really bad. I actually chose my real first name for Eve. I've been living with that name my whole life, you think I've never been teased. That doesn't make it right for people to just reject you based on it.

Now I see that other people have had problems with Eve U. I was hoping to find a university like a great inclusive school that welcomes all, like the University of California.

Instead, I was rejected by an elitist mindset that would be at home in Harvard or Princeton. I really don't know what I am going to do next in this game, but it hurts to have been told that I am not good enough.

I see now that the University has faced many months of war, and maybe thats the reason they were so mean to me. Maybe their nerves are frayed in these tough times. Maybe I can understand and that makes me feel better about the whole thing.

I noticed a lot of people on here are from a corporation called U Mad. I'm not mad about my rejection, but I am saddened. In any event, I recognize a lot of names on here from Aldrat local, and I hope to see you guys in game soon, both Eve U and non Eve U people.


We share your pain bro (Well we didn't apply and get rejected so we don't really....but we do share your annoyance) so we hope to put EVE Uni back in its place, and remove it from its high-horse and bring it back down to ground level. Just depends on how long Kelduum wants to prolong this entire thing

Follow me on Twitter @Yaaars_Revenge
Gaylord Fappington
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#115 - 2012-09-19 13:48:38 UTC
Yaaar's Revenge wrote:


We share your pain bro (Well we didn't apply and get rejected so we don't really....but we do share your annoyance) so we hope to put EVE Uni back in its place, and remove it from its high-horse and bring it back down to ground level. Just depends on how long Kelduum wants to prolong this entire thing


Thank you. It means a lot to a new guy like me.
Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#116 - 2012-09-19 13:51:59 UTC
Gaylord Fappington wrote:
Yaaar's Revenge wrote:


We share your pain bro (Well we didn't apply and get rejected so we don't really....but we do share your annoyance) so we hope to put EVE Uni back in its place, and remove it from its high-horse and bring it back down to ground level. Just depends on how long Kelduum wants to prolong this entire thing


Thank you. It means a lot to a new guy like me.



Anytime mate - we like to think we're acting on behalf of all the people who EVE Uni have berated, rejected, pissed off, killed and generally acted like douchebags towards. So that's a lot of people

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Sugar Kyle
Middle Ground
#117 - 2012-09-19 15:19:28 UTC
Gaylord Fappington wrote:
I just got this game a few days ago and my brother told me Eve U was the way to go to learn everything i needed to learn. I moved to Aldrat, did my application and made sure all my security and everything was in order for them.

They rejected my application. They told me it was because they didn't like my name. It hurt really bad. I actually chose my real first name for Eve. I've been living with that name my whole life, you think I've never been teased. That doesn't make it right for people to just reject you based on it.

Now I see that other people have had problems with Eve U. I was hoping to find a university like a great inclusive school that welcomes all, like the University of California.

Instead, I was rejected by an elitist mindset that would be at home in Harvard or Princeton. I really don't know what I am going to do next in this game, but it hurts to have been told that I am not good enough.

I see now that the University has faced many months of war, and maybe thats the reason they were so mean to me. Maybe their nerves are frayed in these tough times. Maybe I can understand and that makes me feel better about the whole thing.

I noticed a lot of people on here are from a corporation called U Mad. I'm not mad about my rejection, but I am saddened. In any event, I recognize a lot of names on here from Aldrat local, and I hope to see you guys in game soon, both Eve U and non Eve U people.



You again. He who admitted his last name was a joke. No one said Gaylord was the problem. Again, you are missing the point. Eve uni touts itself as family friendly.

A link for you. application policy.

You applied to a corp with rules. You were told it was the character name not the player. Please scuttle out of an interesting thread.

Member of CSM9 and CSM10.
Nyu Trustan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#118 - 2012-09-19 15:19:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Nyu Trustan
Ally Has Joined a War
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2012.09.19 15:05

RvB - BLUE Republic has joined Ivy League in a war against Mentally Assured Destruction. Their participation in the war will start at 2012.09.20 15:04



MAD you look like a fun bunch, I look forward to your excuses when you're sat ship spinning; in turn camped into the station. Either that or I'm looking forward to the nice KM's :).

GAME ON!

The Matetani
Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#119 - 2012-09-19 15:28:10 UTC
Nyu Trustan wrote:
Ally Has Joined a War
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2012.09.19 15:05

RvB - BLUE Republic has joined Ivy League in a war against Mentally Assured Destruction. Their participation in the war will start at 2012.09.20 15:04



MAD you look like a fun bunch, I look forward to your excuses when you're sat ship spinning; in turn camped into the station. Either that or I'm looking forward to the nice KM's :).

GAME ON!


Two words: Bring it

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Reppyk
The Black Shell
#120 - 2012-09-19 15:31:21 UTC
The God of Blob is pleased. Lol

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

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