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IVY League: A scrubs guide to griefing

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Capricamper shore
State War Academy
Caldari State
#81 - 2012-09-18 16:41:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Capricamper shore
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Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#82 - 2012-09-18 16:43:07 UTC
Capricamper shore wrote:
Yaaar's Revenge wrote:
I'm sorry what's that? Drop the dec for a day and you'll show us "what's what"? I don't quite follow your special logic. Feel free to "lead a fleet" against me - look I'm even in the same system as you <3


Ill bring a fleet of any size you want


Sorry I forget my manners when I'm being threatened by an 2011/12 player. And then I remember that I simply don't care. Please bring fleets daily and show us that you guys can do gang PvP. Then we'll talk

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Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#83 - 2012-09-18 17:08:21 UTC
Oh by the way I think you guys did just bring a fleet.....let's just say didn't go too well for ya

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Thann Starlinbow
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#84 - 2012-09-18 17:09:37 UTC
You accidentally the whole fleet? What?
Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#85 - 2012-09-18 17:11:35 UTC
Thann Starlinbow wrote:
You accidentally the whole fleet? What?


Yeah my bad - I couldn't help myself. There were just so many frigates I just had to. I didn't quite think their cruisers were fitted properly though.....they must have forgot to fit them or someone else was using the family brain cell

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fpshacker
Alpha Republic - Transcenders of Space and Time
Solyaris Chtonium
#86 - 2012-09-18 19:36:11 UTC
Solj RichPopolous wrote:
fpshacker wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Thank you Fogg! I appreciate the kind words!


fpshacker wrote:


Off station? y0 **** just got real, this high sec scrub wants to fight ~off station~

Sorry but I don't go to high sec. Being as I am a 1337 next level gamer; I have alts that do high sec stuff for me. This prevents my main from turning gay as a result of being in high sec.

Maybe we can do this in 0.0? I realize this probably won't happen. It would require you to travel though space in which you can actually be shot at by anyone and you would probably die to some scrub pirates 1 jump into 0.0.

Thanks for the offer though scrub.


Now for you, I recognize your old alliance name. Mildly Intoxicated? I remember that from somewhere Cool

Destroying NOIR/Mildly Intoxicated

I guess we didn't go all the way to 0.0 but y'all did try and bring the caps in. Is that why you want us down there? Payback?

Anyways that didn't work out to well as you can see below.

The Fight fpshacker missed

I do see you that aren't apart of them anymore.You get kicked because you were to busy popping cyno alts in null sec? You should leave that to us so we can catch up to your greatness Roll


Fly safe lone ranger! I salute you!


Man you high sec scrubs are pretty observant. Actually I joined to awox which was pretty successful. tbh even killing cyno frigs in 0.0 requires infinitely more skill then what you queers do. You see; I fly around a region in which everyone can actually shoot at me.

You fly around easy mode space in which only the people you choose can shoot back. naturally you choose the most incompetent groups of players you can possibly find. This is understandable; it isn't much fun trying to play against people who will actually put up a decent fight. You'd have to dock up your instalocking alpha ships and switch to real pvp ships and you probably don't know how those work.

Just admit it; your whole corp are **** tier gankers that just pop shuttles and noobships on undocks.


I was in NCDOT I was in Burn Eden..


I highlighted the only part of your post of any relevance. The fact that you were in burn eden explains pretty much everything.

Well done; you killed a 60mil cane in a legion. You lost two of your lol fit nano-legions that same month, but I am sure that it was worth it seeing as you 0wned that hurricane.

Protip: train for tengu
TheBreadMuncher
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
#87 - 2012-09-18 20:07:55 UTC
Posting in a stealth "nerf titans" thread

"We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming.

Naginata Rios
Game.Theory
GameTheory
#88 - 2012-09-18 21:24:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Naginata Rios
ummmm this is a game? Umad is playing the game. and we are getting yelled at for playing a SANDBOX game wrong? srsly?

i think ill dec eve uni even longer having read this bullshit forum of crying carebears

we are a 20 man group.... if a eve uni wants to avoid the war they can do so with ease, we are not big enough to contain the entire alliance, If your seriously telling me that you cant handle 20 guys, then what have you been training for all these years?
Athena Olympia
Divine Angels
#89 - 2012-09-18 22:10:17 UTC
First let me start by saying that I did not know that Jesus was a Cowboy - I missed that in bible school. So, when you start of your point by using this as some sort of time reference and want the Eve population to take you serious in your crying for help it's a bit difficult but I read on.

Then you go on to talk about the future players of Eve and what a great service you bring to this vast universe. While I am sure plenty of players have benefited from your corp and there have been a fair share I've sent your direction. I will say that a majority of the graduates come out thinking they are God's gift to pvp when in fact they are not. But hey why shouldn't they after all Jesus was a Cowboy right?

A good portion if not the majority of pilots in Eve did not have a "training" corp, why? Because that is the nature of this game - it's a sandbox game. You either make it or you don't. Some find people that help them and some read forums and learn on their own. In any case there is no "rules" to Eve that say we have to be kind to all new players and take them by the hand and show them the way.

Hmm I wonder did Jesus teach Wild Bill how to rope and ride? No, he learned on his own and by searching out experienced cowboys.

Great you have recruits that go off to big alliances, and you are asking them for help? What does that say about your training routine? It says to me that it sucks. I mean really, you are boasting how important you are and how these people need your training. NEWS FLASH Some people get war dec'd for months on end - there is no negotiation before hand.

If you TRUELY are there to train these people SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP! Come up with a game plan. Teach them how to fight in times of war. It's not like they have to wait out 3 months of learning skills any more. 10 days and they can fly a tackle frig. You can do great things with large frig fleets.

If you can't figure that out, then maybe you shouldn't' be training these noobs. This however can explain why so many come out with attitudes and not the skill set to back it up.

Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#90 - 2012-09-18 22:59:44 UTC
Capricamper shore wrote:
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What's that? You were told to remove your loudmouth forum posts and had to replace them with a letter? Sucks to be you - coz this is on EVE search forever

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loyalanon
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#91 - 2012-09-18 23:19:18 UTC
Lol funniest thread ever.
Maldad Asesino
Nisroc Angels
The Obsidian Front - Reborn
#92 - 2012-09-18 23:42:30 UTC
I like turtles!
Darshan Nabali
Doomheim
#93 - 2012-09-19 00:05:18 UTC
Solj RichPopolous wrote:

Check the UNI boards I have never ever lost a ship personally to them since the start of these war dec games.


When you say 'personally' are you speaking for your toon or for yourself?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13964584

Which tends to give a clue as to what's going on here.

Quote:

Despite chasing their silly little BCs around that outnumber me 10 to 1.


Sure. If you fly kiting T2s/T3s with links against a bunch of low-skilled players in BCs and below you'll win a lot - it's still EVE on easy mode though. The likes of the Tuskers and Hydra Reloaded do the same thing against better opponents with considerably more panache.
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#94 - 2012-09-19 00:35:50 UTC
Why do people still do war decks in hi sec, null sec pvp FTW
Jack Togenada
Doomheim
#95 - 2012-09-19 02:56:07 UTC
Hi sec war decs are completely ********. What kind of empire or police forces allows gangs(corporations) to fight each other? I've been involed in 2 high sec wars and found both to consist of nothing more than station games and Indy ganking.

I know CCP wants to create tribal wars between corps but high sec war decs are not the way to go about it.
Russell Casey
Doomheim
#96 - 2012-09-19 03:00:13 UTC
Jack Togenada wrote:
Hi sec war decs are completely ********.


Agreed---which is why I left highsec.
Ferocious Fox
THE FINAL STAND
The Final Stand.
#97 - 2012-09-19 04:02:06 UTC


Just incase some of you failed reading comprehension 101. I shall again reiterate that I am NOT in EvE Uni, I do not represent any of their management or leadership. I have NEVER been in EvE Uni.

I am a 2004 player that has spent a fair bit of time giving back to this game via discussions, training lectures, FC'ing for EvE Uni.

I called out to Test, Goons, Agony etc because people from those Alliances do the same thing, they come into EvE Uni coms and hold lectures, training classes and run fleets for them in the hopes of progressing their training so that they can later recruit them.

I have no interest in the recruitment side of things, I simply wanted to give back to a game that has given me so much in the past.

If more people spent their time actually putting their hands out and offering to FC eve uni fleets, teach them, do the lectures aka put their money where their mouthes are, instead of just ranting troll crap in the forum about how rubbish the new player base is via EvE Uni, then perhaps there would'nt need to be a call for help???

There is nothing honorable or skilled about perma war dec'ing a noob training alliance and you can slant it any way you like and scream the usual meme's of "sandbox" etc. CCP wants the same thing EvE Uni does, new players to actually enjoy this game and want to continue playing it.

Why don't you??

Are you that pathetic and indifferent that you think this game will be the same game you are playing now in 5 years time if you continue to plead your case about ruining a noobies day? Will those new players continue to want to play if even high sec where they stand a chance to learn is ruined for them and the entire social side of the game goes out the window as they sit solo in an NPC corp failing to launch????

I find it intriguing that someone who spent years wanting to help newer players, giving them opportunities and supporting ideas that carried this game into the future, should depart this world with thousands of you mourning and paying respects for him on eve-o, praising his diplomacy and hard work in helping all the newer players find their way in this game, and on the flip side of your two-faced postings..

Say to the new players he would have gladly helped... "Stuff you noob scum, welcome to the sandbox"

All I have seen so far from most of the rantings and trolls on this thread is a bunch of asshats who couldnt care less about the future of this game as long as they can get their rocks off padding their kilboard stats. It goes to show what has happened to eve in the past three years, with almost every poster being two years or less in the game.

Thank you again to the old school players who have shown their support via likes and eve mail. I understand completely why you have remained out of the line of troll fire, but thank you anyway.

Anyone wishing to show their support for EvE Uni via allying the war, availability for lectures, training classes or wanting to be part of the Guest FC program should contact Kelduum directly.

Thanks again to Outbreak who cared enough about this game and its future to offer support without hesitation and to the Guest FC program.
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#98 - 2012-09-19 04:23:23 UTC
Ferocious Fox wrote:


Just incase some of you failed reading comprehension 101. I shall again reiterate that I am NOT in EvE Uni, I do not represent any of their management or leadership. I have NEVER been in EvE Uni.

I am a 2004 player that has spent a fair bit of time giving back to this game via discussions, training lectures, FC'ing for EvE Uni.

I called out to Test, Goons, Agony etc because people from those Alliances do the same thing, they come into EvE Uni coms and hold lectures, training classes and run fleets for them in the hopes of progressing their training so that they can later recruit them.

I have no interest in the recruitment side of things, I simply wanted to give back to a game that has given me so much in the past.

If more people spent their time actually putting their hands out and offering to FC eve uni fleets, teach them, do the lectures aka put their money where their mouthes are, instead of just ranting troll crap in the forum about how rubbish the new player base is via EvE Uni, then perhaps there would'nt need to be a call for help???

There is nothing honorable or skilled about perma war dec'ing a noob training alliance and you can slant it any way you like and scream the usual meme's of "sandbox" etc. CCP wants the same thing EvE Uni does, new players to actually enjoy this game and want to continue playing it.

Why don't you??

Are you that pathetic and indifferent that you think this game will be the same game you are playing now in 5 years time if you continue to plead your case about ruining a noobies day? Will those new players continue to want to play if even high sec where they stand a chance to learn is ruined for them and the entire social side of the game goes out the window as they sit solo in an NPC corp failing to launch????

I find it intriguing that someone who spent years wanting to help newer players, giving them opportunities and supporting ideas that carried this game into the future, should depart this world with thousands of you mourning and paying respects for him on eve-o, praising his diplomacy and hard work in helping all the newer players find their way in this game, and on the flip side of your two-faced postings..

Say to the new players he would have gladly helped... "Stuff you noob scum, welcome to the sandbox"

All I have seen so far from most of the rantings and trolls on this thread is a bunch of asshats who couldnt care less about the future of this game as long as they can get their rocks off padding their kilboard stats. It goes to show what has happened to eve in the past three years, with almost every poster being two years or less in the game.

Thank you again to the old school players who have shown their support via likes and eve mail. I understand completely why you have remained out of the line of troll fire, but thank you anyway.

Anyone wishing to show their support for EvE Uni via allying the war, availability for lectures, training classes or wanting to be part of the Guest FC program should contact Kelduum directly.

Thanks again to Outbreak who cared enough about this game and its future to offer support without hesitation and to the Guest FC program.




So many tears its hilarious, why rage at someone who is operating within game mechanics?
Theodoric Darkwind
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#99 - 2012-09-19 04:33:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Theodoric Darkwind
Solj RichPopolous wrote:


I honestly just want haxxi, stigirl, capricamper shore, kermit pental, korr'tanas, frood frooster's heads. After I slay them I'll be happy. But they are always hiding in a blob of cannon fodder. In a dual XL ASB sleipnir or maelstrom or navy scorp/raven.


ahh the lifers. All of them were in the uni long before me and will probably be in the uni forever hahaha.

I spent 3 months there, got sick of the WSOP and moved to null. Haven't looked back since. If more unistas would move on after a few months rather than stay in the uni forever they would probably be happier.
Athena Olympia
Divine Angels
#100 - 2012-09-19 06:02:09 UTC
Wow so you start off a reply by stating that people are not capable of reading? Yet you did not truly comprehend post #89 where I posted that you should help noobs - prep them for war decs. They happen in eve, unless you are going to get CCP to remove them completely you have to roll with the game.

So you aren't from eve uni you are a guest FC. So why are you crying so much since by your proclamation you are a 2004 player and have all this experience to give back.

Oh wait I know why!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge_r02lgiiE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGqiO43ZmXQ&feature=channel&list=UL

I did a little digging and found these you tubes. What I find incredibly interesting is that you claim they out number you 10 to 1 when in reality that isn't true.

When I'm watching these battles my first thought is - ship fitting. You as the FC should review this with these newer players so that they are equipped properly for battle - did you ? Probably not. So rather than wine and complain about people who are war decing you why not work on your own short comings?

TEACH the noobs to fit a ship. Why are drakes melting so fast? That's redonkulous! Seriously.

Frankly, I think you failed as an FC to teach them anything and now you are trying to look important if you can get some of the bigger alliances to come help.

Rule #1 in Eve: Don't fly what you can't afford to loose
Do not undock in anything you are not prepared to loose.

Rule #2 in Eve: You will loose ships
When you loose a ship, and you will, see rule #1

Rule #3 in Eve: Don't feed the trolls
When Rule #2 happens, and it will, when you whine and cry about it, especially on forums of any type it's called feeding the trolls.

Rule #4 in Eve: Feeding Trolls
When you break rule #3 it will bring other trolls out - your constant posting, crying, bitching and complaining is what they are waiting for.

Rule #5 in Eve: You are Terrible
There is always someone better than you in eve. The sooner you come to this realization and try to better yourself the better off you will be. Epeens will swing and trolls do exist (as do girls - but not all are idiots).

Rule #6 in Eve: Back up your **** talk
Unless you can back up your **** talking - stfu. All you do is feed the trolls - see rule #3.

I think you need to have reading and eve comprehension.