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Ashimat
Clandestine Services
#481 - 2012-09-06 12:00:33 UTC
Warped to a POCO that had a industrial hanging at it. Decloaked, pointed and opened up with blasters, but he just warped away.

Obviously stabbed and I had been to lazy to fit a 3p scram on the Proteus. A Proteus out-fitted by a Badger... My fleet mates laughed at me on TS :(

Got blog: http://thecloakedones.blogspot.com
Hidden Fremen
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#482 - 2012-09-06 13:59:40 UTC
Ashimat wrote:
Warped to a POCO that had a industrial hanging at it. Decloaked, pointed and opened up with blasters, but he just warped away.

Obviously stabbed and I had been to lazy to fit a 3p scram on the Proteus. A Proteus out-fitted by a Badger... My fleet mates laughed at me on TS :(


Ehh, this isn't wasn't really worth posting, was it? It happens all the time...
Ashimat
Clandestine Services
#483 - 2012-09-06 14:16:24 UTC
Hidden Fremen wrote:
Ashimat wrote:
Warped to a POCO that had a industrial hanging at it. Decloaked, pointed and opened up with blasters, but he just warped away.

Obviously stabbed and I had been to lazy to fit a 3p scram on the Proteus. A Proteus out-fitted by a Badger... My fleet mates laughed at me on TS :(


Ehh, this isn't wasn't really worth posting, was it? It happens all the time...

It was a fail. A small one, sure.

What should not be posted here is long BR (there's another thread for that) where nothing more have happened than people lose ships. Losing ships is not fail. If you don't, you not doing it right.

If the relative size of things should be considered nothing, absolutely nothing that happens in w-space are worth posting about.

Got blog: http://thecloakedones.blogspot.com
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#484 - 2012-09-06 18:56:25 UTC
I'm with you on this one, Ashimat. Besides, you avatar is cute...

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#485 - 2012-09-07 04:56:03 UTC
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I'm with you on this one, Ashimat. Besides, you avatar is cute...


*is aware Ashimat is really a large Swedish man in real life* Shocked

http://www.wormholes.info
Dorn Val
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#486 - 2012-09-07 08:04:41 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I'm with you on this one, Ashimat. Besides, you avatar is cute...


*is aware Ashimat is really a large Swedish man in real life* Shocked


Plus his avatar looks butch... Shocked

Sandbox: An enclosed area filled with sand for children engaged in open-ended, unstructured, imaginative play. Also a place for cats to urinate and defecate...
Le'Mon Tichim
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#487 - 2012-09-07 13:06:50 UTC
Dorn Val wrote:
Nathan Jameson wrote:
Kalel Nimrott wrote:
I'm with you on this one, Ashimat. Besides, you avatar is cute...


*is aware Ashimat is really a large Swedish man in real life* Shocked


Plus his avatar looks butch... Shocked



Hey, to each their own.

Can you hear them? They are calling to us. It is beautiful. http://thegreattichim.wordpress.com/
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#488 - 2012-09-10 16:42:31 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
I used to mine WH ores, way back in the day before I swore off the stuff:

http://eve.grismar.net/ore/

Basically, it's A>B>C, though Spodumain has risen above Crokite for some time.

bitches don't know 'bout my spreadsheets

I should buy an Ishtar.
jonnykefka
Adhocracy Incorporated
Adhocracy
#489 - 2012-09-11 03:01:07 UTC
"Who bumped the goddamn sleeper BS...oh it was me. Wups."
Matrim Fidard
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#490 - 2012-09-16 18:55:37 UTC
I am pretty new to wh so you probably will laugh at this noob fail. But i scanned one down and found it was a k 162. said to myself why is an exit wh in k space? ofc you all know, but naive me had no idea. so jumped through in my t1 scanner and d-scanned and saw tengu and logi and was worried. took a while to realize my destination was now 10 jumps further than before so i did not go into w space at all. what an idiot i said to my self and docked and called it a night
Hambonie
Perkone
Caldari State
#491 - 2012-09-18 14:55:28 UTC
About a year ago we are living in a C2 static C4, I open up the WH in my Heilos and start scanning around to get sites to do later that night. While I am scanning I see 5 Tengus and a Noctus on scan. I find the Tengus running sites and they are from some Russian corp with RR setup.

I grab 3 corpies and we jump in our Tengus and warp on top of them and start fighting, needless to say the fight doesn't go very far since we are all RR each other. I go back and grab my Abaddon and put 7 neuts on it. We kill all 5 of the Tengus and loot the wrecks. I jump back in my Heilos and head back to scan and see the Noctus on scan again.

Checking around the Noctus is at the wreaks for the Tengus trying to salvage. I keed a WD on my Heilos and turn my MWD off and cycle the WD. I got lock and start hitting the Noctus with my 1 Hammerhead. After 15 min the Noctus goes down and I find out its loaded with 8.4 bil in sleeper loot. I pick it up and head back to our Wh and check the KM. It dropped 8.4 bil and lost 7.2 bil

"Soldiers don't die, they just go to hell to regroup"

-Im a anti anti pirate with a carebear side-
Malception
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#492 - 2012-09-18 18:39:47 UTC
^^ awesome.
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#493 - 2012-09-18 22:24:35 UTC
Hambonie wrote:
About a year ago we are living in a C2 static C4, I open up the WH in my Heilos and start scanning around to get sites to do later that night. While I am scanning I see 5 Tengus and a Noctus on scan. I find the Tengus running sites and they are from some Russian corp with RR setup.

I grab 3 corpies and we jump in our Tengus and warp on top of them and start fighting, needless to say the fight doesn't go very far since we are all RR each other. I go back and grab my Abaddon and put 7 neuts on it. We kill all 5 of the Tengus and loot the wrecks. I jump back in my Heilos and head back to scan and see the Noctus on scan again.

Checking around the Noctus is at the wreaks for the Tengus trying to salvage. I keed a WD on my Heilos and turn my MWD off and cycle the WD. I got lock and start hitting the Noctus with my 1 Hammerhead. After 15 min the Noctus goes down and I find out its loaded with 8.4 bil in sleeper loot. I pick it up and head back to our Wh and check the KM. It dropped 8.4 bil and lost 7.2 bil


Oh, please! Link the km!!!!

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
LanFear TyRaX
Lead Farmers
#494 - 2012-09-19 08:15:18 UTC
Hambonie wrote:
About a year ago we are living in a C2 static C4, I open up the WH in my Heilos and start scanning around to get sites to do later that night. While I am scanning I see 5 Tengus and a Noctus on scan. I find the Tengus running sites and they are from some Russian corp with RR setup.

I grab 3 corpies and we jump in our Tengus and warp on top of them and start fighting, needless to say the fight doesn't go very far since we are all RR each other. I go back and grab my Abaddon and put 7 neuts on it. We kill all 5 of the Tengus and loot the wrecks. I jump back in my Heilos and head back to scan and see the Noctus on scan again.

Checking around the Noctus is at the wreaks for the Tengus trying to salvage. I keed a WD on my Heilos and turn my MWD off and cycle the WD. I got lock and start hitting the Noctus with my 1 Hammerhead. After 15 min the Noctus goes down and I find out its loaded with 8.4 bil in sleeper loot. I pick it up and head back to our Wh and check the KM. It dropped 8.4 bil and lost 7.2 bil


WTB Helios with a Medium drone (HammerHead).
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#495 - 2012-09-19 11:44:51 UTC
LanFear TyRaX wrote:
[quote=Hambonie]WTB Helios with a Medium drone (HammerHead).

Here, have your Medal of Bore Perception.
Probably hobgoblin is in question.

Future of T3 cruisers - multi-tool they aspired to be instead of sledgehammer they have become
Hambonie
Perkone
Caldari State
#496 - 2012-09-19 15:41:03 UTC
Barrogh Habalu wrote:
LanFear TyRaX wrote:
[quote=Hambonie]WTB Helios with a Medium drone (HammerHead).

Here, have your Medal of Bore Perception.
Probably hobgoblin is in question.


Sorry I meant Hobgoblin if I had a hammerhead in it, I would be selling that ship ASAP

"Soldiers don't die, they just go to hell to regroup"

-Im a anti anti pirate with a carebear side-
LanFear TyRaX
Lead Farmers
#497 - 2012-09-20 00:51:26 UTC
Hambonie wrote:
Barrogh Habalu wrote:
LanFear TyRaX wrote:
[quote=Hambonie]WTB Helios with a Medium drone (HammerHead).

Here, have your Medal of Bore Perception.
Probably hobgoblin is in question.


Sorry I meant Hobgoblin if I had a hammerhead in it, I would be selling that ship ASAP


/sigh . My dream of the ultimate covops frig is shattered Sad
Dorn Val
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#498 - 2012-09-20 06:40:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Dorn Val
Seventeen jumps to get to the high sec entrance of a W space system that connects to the system that we wanted to hit only to have the K162 collapse. Some of the fleet stayed to see if there was another way in, but for the most part we knew that there wasn't going to be any action so I made the seventeen jumps back to our high sec entrance. At some point while our fleet was out of our C2 one of the occupants of our static C4 scanned down our system, found our high sec static, and saw that it was close to Jita. With our fleet out of the C2 I'm sure the system looked deserted as well, and that's why Kip saw a Bestower jump with him in high sec, the transport pilot was probably on his way back from Jita.

Failed gank attempt, and we missed a cargo run to boot.

But Kip noticed that the Bestower had warped to our static C4, so he traded his shuttle for an Arazu and staked out the pilot's POS. Maybe he didn't see Kip as a threat, and maybe he didn't see me at our POS sitting in an Absolution, so the Bestower became a fully loaded Orca and proceeded to jump into our C2. Unfortunately for him most of our fleet had made it back, and was waiting for him on our side of the C4 to C2 wormhole. In a panic he immediately jumped back into the C4, and we followed.

Scratch one Orca. The in game kill report shows all of the ships that were in the Orca, and the loss is just over five billion ISK. The pilot logged out not long after we got the tackle, possibly unaware of the aggression mechanics changes and thinking that he'd warp off. I'd like to see his face when he logs in to his medical clone.

Footnote: We repped the Orca's armor so all of our fleet could get into the C4 and whore on the kill report :)

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BayneNothos
United Electro-Magnetic Federation
Business Alliance of Manufacturers and Miners
#499 - 2012-09-23 11:25:51 UTC
You'll have to live with battleclininc as Eve Kill is down...

1. Found a free PVE fit Domi floating pilotless in space, gave it to a newbie to fly sites with us.

2. Found a free Heron with 100 Core Probe I's

3. Sitting on a POS in a C2, 3 guys log in, Rokh Guardian and Sin and head off to the only Cosmic Anomaly in the system without scanning. One less Blackops in the universe.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17444232
If someone can explain that fit and how it and shield buffer Rokh work with a Guardian, it'd be appreciated, I don't get it.

4. Killed a guy in a 2bil PVE Loki, he decided to give me an extra kill while I was covering our exit by warping his 130mil pod all by himself to our K162 as we left.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15838791
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=15838790

5. Half a bil Wolf....
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16444229
So that's why everyone says W-Space peeps have too much isk...

6. Best use for a Mining booster alt, uncloaked scanner at 0 on the sun...
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16669999
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=16670026

Renton Brax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#500 - 2012-09-23 12:25:18 UTC
There was this one guy, that turned on his invulns and boost on his Tengu, then went afk. Then said Tengu was observed floating out of the pos and certain people waited for over half an our to be out of range of the pos. Then said Tengu died.

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17562012 and http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=17541643

He was a very good sport about it though. Still, a fail.

Later that day certain people had rolled that C3 and happened to come across a pos floating without shield. Unfortunately there were no ships dropped in the SMA. Although we did appreciate the PLEX that dropped from the CHA.