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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CCP Ytterbium!!!!!

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Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#21 - 2012-09-17 15:38:23 UTC
Happy Birth day!
No, this is not a troll message. Big smile

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#22 - 2012-09-17 15:48:40 UTC
Joyeux anniversaire CCP Ytterbium, peuvent circuler librement vin et fromage ont seulement votre moule. Lol
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
CCP Goliath
C C P
C C P Alliance
#23 - 2012-09-17 15:50:32 UTC
Bon anniversaire, nos vœux les plus sincères
Que ces quelques fleurs vous apportent le bonheur
Que l'année entière vous soit douce et légère
Et que l'an fini, nous soyons tous réunis
Pour chanter en chœur : "Bon Anniversaire !"

Have a great day!

CCP Goliath | QA Director | EVE Illuminati | @CCP_Goliath
Capitol One
Blue Canary
Watch This
#24 - 2012-09-17 15:57:47 UTC
'apee bizday
Sephira Galamore
Inner Beard Society
Kvitravn.
#25 - 2012-09-17 16:04:19 UTC
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
CCP Fozzie
C C P
C C P Alliance
#26 - 2012-09-17 17:03:57 UTC
Happy birthday my Emperor!

Game Designer | Team Five-0

Twitter: @CCP_Fozzie
Twitch chat: ccp_fozzie
CCP RubberBAND
CCP Engineering Corp
#27 - 2012-09-17 17:03:58 UTC
Seeing him freak out in person is priceless. So much win!

FAKE EDIT: Also of course happy birthday!

Feel free to poke me on: Twitter
CCP Ytterbium
C C P
C C P Alliance
#28 - 2012-09-17 17:22:43 UTC
Oops Thanks people, it means a lot to the little, empty, cold place where my soul used to be.

As as a reverse twisted birthday gift to you all, let me list some points of the next ship balancing overhaul*:


  • Drake will now have a +5% bonus to civilian miners per level
  • Tengu now has a random chance to lose 1 sub-system every time it warps out
  • All Gallente ships now have the unique ability to surrender in combat - they also have +100% MWD speed to run away faster
  • The Abaddon now has a black skin, 8 launchers and a torpedo / cruise missile rate of fire per level bonus instead of the large energy turret damage per level bonus
  • All Minmatar ships are now affected by salvager modules, causing them to lose hull damage at each successful cycle
  • As part of the EVE-DUST link, all dreadnoughts in siege mode now turn into huge mega-maids of doom capable sucking all air out of temperate planets


* This is just a joke. Please do not take any of this seriously. Prolonged use may lead to uncontrolled ranting, forum rage, tears, hair loss, sterility, cancer and ultimately death.

** CCP Fozzie you're going to pay for this treachery.
CCP Bettik
C C P
C C P Alliance
#29 - 2012-09-17 17:24:29 UTC
Happy B-day my baguette eating friend.

With love from Bettik
Yokai Mitsuhide
Doomheim
#30 - 2012-09-17 17:40:12 UTC
CCP Ytterbium wrote:
Oops Thanks people, it means a lot to the little, empty, cold place where my soul used to be.

As as a reverse twisted birthday gift to you all, let me list some points of the next ship balancing overhaul*:


  • Drake will now have a +5% bonus to civilian miners per level
  • Tengu now has a random chance to lose 1 sub-system every time it warps out
  • All Gallente ships now have the unique ability to surrender in combat - they also have +100% MWD speed to run away faster
  • The Abaddon now has a black skin, 8 launchers and a torpedo / cruise missile rate of fire per level bonus instead of the large energy turret damage per level bonus
  • All Minmatar ships are now affected by salvager modules, causing them to lose hull damage at each successful cycle
  • As part of the EVE-DUST link, all dreadnoughts in siege mode now turn into huge mega-maids of doom capable sucking all air out of temperate planets


* This is just a joke. Please do not take any of this seriously. Prolonged use may lead to uncontrolled ranting, forum rage, tears, hair loss, sterility, cancer and ultimately death.

** CCP Fozzie you're going to pay for this treachery.


lol great post...and happy bday! :)
Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#31 - 2012-09-17 17:42:31 UTC
CCP Ytterbium wrote:
Oops Thanks people, it means a lot to the little, empty, cold place where my soul used to be.

As as a reverse twisted birthday gift to you all, let me list some points of the next ship balancing overhaul*:


  • Drake will now have a +5% bonus to civilian miners per level
  • Tengu now has a random chance to lose 1 sub-system every time it warps out
  • All Gallente ships now have the unique ability to surrender in combat - they also have +100% MWD speed to run away faster
  • The Abaddon now has a black skin, 8 launchers and a torpedo / cruise missile rate of fire per level bonus instead of the large energy turret damage per level bonus
  • All Minmatar ships are now affected by salvager modules, causing them to lose hull damage at each successful cycle
  • As part of the EVE-DUST link, all dreadnoughts in siege mode now turn into huge mega-maids of doom capable sucking all air out of temperate planets


* This is just a joke. Please do not take any of this seriously. Prolonged use may lead to uncontrolled ranting, forum rage, tears, hair loss, sterility, cancer and ultimately death.

** CCP Fozzie you're going to pay for this treachery.


OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD DO THAT TO THE DRAKE!! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW OVERPOWERED IT IS GOING TO BE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Also, Happy Birthday!

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#32 - 2012-09-17 17:46:41 UTC
DA HELL DID THIS GUY JUST INSULT MATAR? DONT TELL ME THIS GUY JUST INSULTED MINMATAR?

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Grideris
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2012-09-17 17:48:43 UTC
lanyaie wrote:
DA HELL DID THIS GUY JUST INSULT MATAR? DONT TELL ME THIS GUY JUST INSULTED MINMATAR?


He did.

On another note, I know someone that would kill for that Khanid Abaddon. Literally kill.

Also, Caldari OP, nerf Caldari.

http://www.dust514.org - the unofficial forum for everything DUST 514 http://www.dust514base.com -** the** blog site with everything else DUST 514 you need
Cozmik R5
Chez Stan
#34 - 2012-09-17 17:51:11 UTC
"All Gallente ships now have the unique ability to surrender in combat - they also have +100% MWD speed to run away faster"

LMAO !!!

Bonne fête, venant d'un cousin du Québec Big smile

Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
Firstly
Universalis Imperium
Goonswarm Federation
#35 - 2012-09-17 18:29:45 UTC
Joyeaux Anniversaire!

Man, my French is rusty! Happy Birthday, mate!
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#36 - 2012-09-17 18:39:12 UTC
Joyeux anniversaire o7

brb
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#37 - 2012-09-17 18:40:33 UTC
CCP Ytterbium wrote:
Oops Thanks people, it means a lot to the little, empty, cold place where my soul used to be.

As as a reverse twisted birthday gift to you all, let me list some points of the next ship balancing overhaul*:


  • Drake will now have a +5% bonus to civilian miners per level
  • Tengu now has a random chance to lose 1 sub-system every time it warps out
  • All Gallente ships now have the unique ability to surrender in combat - they also have +100% MWD speed to run away faster
  • The Abaddon now has a black skin, 8 launchers and a torpedo / cruise missile rate of fire per level bonus instead of the large energy turret damage per level bonus
  • All Minmatar ships are now affected by salvager modules, causing them to lose hull damage at each successful cycle
  • As part of the EVE-DUST link, all dreadnoughts in siege mode now turn into huge mega-maids of doom capable sucking all air out of temperate planets


* This is just a joke. Please do not take any of this seriously. Prolonged use may lead to uncontrolled ranting, forum rage, tears, hair loss, sterility, cancer and ultimately death.

** CCP Fozzie you're going to pay for this treachery.



Hahaha Lol

brb
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#38 - 2012-09-17 18:40:43 UTC
CCP Ytterbium wrote:
  • The Abaddon now has a black skin, 8 launchers and a torpedo / cruise missile rate of fire per level bonus instead of the large energy turret damage per level bonus

    • An EoM Abaddon? Want!
    Grideris
    The Scope
    Gallente Federation
    #39 - 2012-09-17 18:46:41 UTC
    Ifly Uwalk wrote:
    CCP Ytterbium wrote:
  • The Abaddon now has a black skin, 8 launchers and a torpedo / cruise missile rate of fire per level bonus instead of the large energy turret damage per level bonus

    • An EoM Abaddon? Want!


    Not EoM. Khanid. EoM use Hybrids.

    http://www.dust514.org - the unofficial forum for everything DUST 514 http://www.dust514base.com -** the** blog site with everything else DUST 514 you need
    MailDeadDrop
    Archon Industries
    #40 - 2012-09-17 18:50:07 UTC
    Firstly wrote:
    Joyeaux Anniversaire!

    Man, my French is rusty! Happy Birthday, mate!

    No, No, NO! Get your lore right!
    Minmatar = rusty. French = Gallente.

    (quotes of CCP Ytterbium marked with leading double equals because CCP forum software is mean)

    == Drake will now have a +5% bonus to civilian miners per level
    What the .. facepalm.jpg .. WTB devs who actually play Eve. Hint: Drake has no turrets, thus not possible for miners (of any sort) to be bonused. Smile Wait, does this mean you're putting turrets on the Drake?! You heard it hear first, folks!

    == Tengu now has a random chance to lose 1 sub-system every time it warps out
    This sounds more like Minmatar behavior. Did you mean Loki?

    == All Gallente ships now have the unique ability to surrender in combat - they also have +100% MWD speed to run away faster
    New marketplace item in the Winter 2012 expansion: Gallente Federation small arms. Description: Condition: Excellent! Never fired; dropped once.

    == All Minmatar ships are now affected by salvager modules, causing them to lose hull damage at each successful cycle
    Please, oh please, make this the 2012 Christmas gift!

    == As part of the EVE-DUST link, all dreadnoughts in siege mode now turn into huge mega-maids of doom capable sucking all air out of temperate planets
    Seems fair. They already suck all the enthusiasm out of CTAs...

    == This is just a joke. Please do not take any of this seriously. Prolonged use may lead to uncontrolled ranting, forum rage, tears, hair loss, sterility, cancer and ultimately death.
    /me reads above, looks at CCP Ytterbium's portrait...

    Happy Birthday!
    Mine was 4 days ago. Virgos unite!

    MDD