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Lady Ati
Systems High Guard
Tactical Narcotics Team
#21 - 2012-09-14 14:34:20 UTC
Martin0 wrote:
He.
A man pays 15€/month to explode spaceships and is told that is a stupid thing.
A woman spend 300€/month for fancy clothes she doesen't need but that's okay.Cry



A woman rationalizes spending everyones money as it is for the people they are with or want. I know sad... We are a strange group though easy to understand just long to explain. Deep down though most of us know that even if we say it is for someone else it is really because we wanted it 9 times out of 10. The way I see video games is it keeps a guy happy, and out of someone elses arms or out of the bar so if they enjoy it so be it. Besides watching the pretty explosions are fun and a good bit of entertainment. Lol
Casirio
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2012-09-14 14:38:34 UTC
My girlfriend would much rather me nerd out on Eve than go to the bars all night with my buddies Blink
SAVANT Mahr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-09-14 15:52:21 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Vojk wrote:
I bought my gf a sub to Hello Kitty Online.

Problem solved.

She no longer cooks, however... but that's cool, because tbh TV dinners taste better anyway.




I went for the 'give her an ipad' , also worked like a charm.



This^^ worked like crack on my wife......now its like living in a crack house...one junkie on the couch with the ipad and me in the office smoking EvE and not sh!t getting done anywhere around the house...lol. Hmm I wonder which is harder to quite APPLE or EvE? Shocked
flakeys
Doomheim
#24 - 2012-09-15 07:50:58 UTC  |  Edited by: flakeys
SAVANT Mahr wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Vojk wrote:
I bought my gf a sub to Hello Kitty Online.

Problem solved.

She no longer cooks, however... but that's cool, because tbh TV dinners taste better anyway.




I went for the 'give her an ipad' , also worked like a charm.



This^^ worked like crack on my wife......now its like living in a crack house...one junkie on the couch with the ipad and me in the office smoking EvE and not sh!t getting done anywhere around the house...lol. Hmm I wonder which is harder to quite APPLE or EvE? Shocked


Apple , i logged out yesterday around 2200 eve time -casual player here- and when i placed the laptop back i asked my wife if she was coming to bed.Since she said' yeah in a minute i just need to do one more thing in this game ' i thought i'd get me some nice flesh.Ended up falling asleep after waiting half an hour in bed alone , didn't hear her coming to bed at all.Basically what i used to do myself a few years back when i had a desktop in a seperate room and she went to bed .

And then to know i switched to laptops because my wife was complaining she didn't get enough 'us' time because she was sitting behind the tv alone.

Apple killed my sexlife since december2011 Shocked.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Hemmo Paskiainen
#25 - 2012-09-15 12:46:14 UTC
lol i did it the other way around, now im banging this omwhwtf hot girl 4 times a night for past 2 days and today again..... bye eve

If relativity equals time plus momentum, what equals relativity, if the momentum is minus to the time?
Lady Ati
Systems High Guard
Tactical Narcotics Team
#26 - 2012-09-15 12:48:36 UTC
Hemmo Paskiainen wrote:
lol i did it the other way around, now im banging this omwhwtf hot girl 4 times a night for past 2 days and today again..... bye eve



You'll come back... they ALWAYS come back Twisted
Volyte
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2012-09-15 14:48:45 UTC
Lady Ati wrote:
Hemmo Paskiainen wrote:
lol i did it the other way around, now im banging this omwhwtf hot girl 4 times a night for past 2 days and today again..... bye eve



You'll come back... they ALWAYS come back Twisted


I did. And Im loving every minute of it :D

Ninjaing all those Russian plexes to compensate for the absurdly high plex prices.. LAWL.
Chevy Hakoke
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-09-15 21:11:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Chevy Hakoke
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Volyte wrote:
I really did. I said it over and over again. In fact, I said it so much, my wife jumped up and down and gave me the longest embrace of our marriage.

And yet, there was something. An itch I suppose. The faintest, slightest feeling I should check the forums after 7 months. And then, some market news. And then, and most importantly, the battleclinic stats.

There have been many explosions in recent months. There has been rage, quitting, rage quitting, destruction, mayhem, the death of solo, the rebirth of solo, Goonswarm. All the things I missed so dearly and have loved since 2003, all in their infamous glory and for all to see.

And thus, here I am. My accounts have been reactivated. My wife will likely divorce me, but thats okay. I have all of these beautiful, masterful explosions to look forward to in the coming months. What the f*** was I thinking?

But then, I heard that wonderful sound of our favorite female robot telling me that I am "connecting." All my fears vanish, and all of my hope restored. I am back and look forward to seeing all of you shortly. Twisted

-V


And when you are divorced and alone you will on occasion regret it -- especially late at night when the rest of the world is asleep and you are thinking about the years that stretch out in front of you and glance at that end we all share but must face alone. It's at that moment you will feel an emptiness so profound some call terrifying. In your panic you will call out to God who you may have never in your life believed in. Then, a few minutes later it will end and you will be asleep with the thoughts that tomorrow will be a different day, tomorrow you will make things right, tomorrow you will change. But you don't change. You wake up to the same routine -- last night a distant memory, tucked away and silenced by the vice that holds you warmly as long as you hold it.

And when I say you, I really mean me. But we all know it really means us.



Man you may have convinced me to prioritize my life goals, especially since all the isk/ships/corps/sov we "own" can be wiped away with one CCP bankruptcy. Eve is fun, but should only be used as a game, and not a supplement for real life.

But this explains why Incarna was created, CCP saw that player were dumping ridiculous amounts of time/energy into this and said "Hey think they'll do the same with their money"


But as long as you keep a balance EVE is a really fun hobby
Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#29 - 2012-09-16 08:44:24 UTC
Hemmo Paskiainen wrote:
lol i did it the other way around, now im banging this omwhwtf hot girl 4 times a night for past 2 days and today again..... bye eve


Sure ofcourse obviously you are speaking truth here Cool
But are you sure you quitting eve has nothing to do with your alliance getting its ass handed over to them every day? Lol
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#30 - 2012-09-17 01:41:17 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Volyte wrote:
I really did. I said it over and over again. In fact, I said it so much, my wife jumped up and down and gave me the longest embrace of our marriage.

And yet, there was something. An itch I suppose. The faintest, slightest feeling I should check the forums after 7 months. And then, some market news. And then, and most importantly, the battleclinic stats.

There have been many explosions in recent months. There has been rage, quitting, rage quitting, destruction, mayhem, the death of solo, the rebirth of solo, Goonswarm. All the things I missed so dearly and have loved since 2003, all in their infamous glory and for all to see.

And thus, here I am. My accounts have been reactivated. My wife will likely divorce me, but thats okay. I have all of these beautiful, masterful explosions to look forward to in the coming months. What the f*** was I thinking?

But then, I heard that wonderful sound of our favorite female robot telling me that I am "connecting." All my fears vanish, and all of my hope restored. I am back and look forward to seeing all of you shortly. Twisted

-V


And when you are divorced and alone you will on occasion regret it -- especially late at night when the rest of the world is asleep and you are thinking about the years that stretch out in front of you and glance at that end we all share but must face alone. It's at that moment you will feel an emptiness so profound some call terrifying. In your panic you will call out to God who you may have never in your life believed in. Then, a few minutes later it will end and you will be asleep with the thoughts that tomorrow will be a different day, tomorrow you will make things right, tomorrow you will change. But you don't change. You wake up to the same routine -- last night a distant memory, tucked away and silenced by the vice that holds you warmly as long as you hold it.

And when I say you, I really mean me. But we all know it really means us.



OR..you could have a wife that plays EVE...imagine that! Find a kindred. It's how life is supposed to be.

Would you like a kitten?

Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#31 - 2012-09-17 01:44:55 UTC
eddie valvetino wrote:
Volyte wrote:
I really did. I said it over and over again. In fact, I said it so much, my wife jumped up and down and gave me the longest embrace of our marriage.

And yet, there was something. An itch I suppose. The faintest, slightest feeling I should check the forums after 7 months. And then, some market news. And then, and most importantly, the battleclinic stats.

There have been many explosions in recent months. There has been rage, quitting, rage quitting, destruction, mayhem, the death of solo, the rebirth of solo, Goonswarm. All the things I missed so dearly and have loved since 2003, all in their infamous glory and for all to see.

And thus, here I am. My accounts have been reactivated. My wife will likely divorce me, but thats okay. I have all of these beautiful, masterful explosions to look forward to in the coming months. What the f*** was I thinking?

But then, I heard that wonderful sound of our favorite female robot telling me that I am "connecting." All my fears vanish, and all of my hope restored. I am back and look forward to seeing all of you shortly. Twisted

-V


I think giving the game a female name "Eve" is spot on, my affair with eve has cost me two (maybe three) female partners. girls just don't get it.

in the past i have spent as much time, playing different games on Xbox, which requires taking over the front room, denying TV access to them and yet this is better than me taking up my tiny corner of the house, where my pc lives.

only solution, WIS needs to have VR and hookers.

edit : CCP could also make a drive for hot, single and easy girl gamers.


...where's the minus likes battan

Would you like a kitten?

Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2012-09-17 14:08:50 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Volyte wrote:
I really did. I said it over and over again. In fact, I said it so much, my wife jumped up and down and gave me the longest embrace of our marriage.

And yet, there was something. An itch I suppose. The faintest, slightest feeling I should check the forums after 7 months. And then, some market news. And then, and most importantly, the battleclinic stats.

There have been many explosions in recent months. There has been rage, quitting, rage quitting, destruction, mayhem, the death of solo, the rebirth of solo, Goonswarm. All the things I missed so dearly and have loved since 2003, all in their infamous glory and for all to see.

And thus, here I am. My accounts have been reactivated. My wife will likely divorce me, but thats okay. I have all of these beautiful, masterful explosions to look forward to in the coming months. What the f*** was I thinking?

But then, I heard that wonderful sound of our favorite female robot telling me that I am "connecting." All my fears vanish, and all of my hope restored. I am back and look forward to seeing all of you shortly. Twisted

-V


And when you are divorced and alone you will on occasion regret it -- especially late at night when the rest of the world is asleep and you are thinking about the years that stretch out in front of you and glance at that end we all share but must face alone. It's at that moment you will feel an emptiness so profound some call terrifying. In your panic you will call out to God who you may have never in your life believed in. Then, a few minutes later it will end and you will be asleep with the thoughts that tomorrow will be a different day, tomorrow you will make things right, tomorrow you will change. But you don't change. You wake up to the same routine -- last night a distant memory, tucked away and silenced by the vice that holds you warmly as long as you hold it.

And when I say you, I really mean me. But we all know it really means us.



OR..you could have a wife that plays EVE...imagine that! Find a kindred. It's how life is supposed to be.


I've seen dual-gaming partners and would rather be single than to put a child through that.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Lady Ati
Systems High Guard
Tactical Narcotics Team
#33 - 2012-09-17 15:33:09 UTC
There's a way to get around the whole neglect thing with children... When young they go to bed early and when older they like some personal time too you just cant sit down for hours on end in front of a computer or game. Think of a game as nothing but stress relief (though causes some sometimes) and learn to play in moderation. But being married doesnt mean anything about children look at the world nowdays where kids are having kids of their own *sigh* Sad
Devon Krah'tor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2012-10-15 02:04:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Devon Krah'tor
[/quote]

And when you are divorced and alone you will on occasion regret it -- especially late at night when the rest of the world is asleep and you are thinking about the years that stretch out in front of you and glance at that end we all share but must face alone. It's at that moment you will feel an emptiness so profound some call terrifying. In your panic you will call out to God who you may have never in your life believed in. Then, a few minutes later it will end and you will be asleep with the thoughts that tomorrow will be a different day, tomorrow you will make things right, tomorrow you will change. But you don't change. You wake up to the same routine -- last night a distant memory, tucked away and silenced by the vice that holds you warmly as long as you hold it.

And when I say you, I really mean me. But we all know it really means us.[/quote]

Profound and strangely moving.

I F@#ked the quotes up completely and for that I'm truly sorry
Please don't eat me Eve
Greater.Insight.Skill.Knowledge
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#35 - 2012-10-15 03:46:34 UTC
You said it..............
Beachura
Doomheim
#36 - 2012-10-28 17:51:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Beachura
Lady Ati wrote:
I felt like putting my female opinion in here. EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR OWN ALONE TIME AND IT DONT MATTER IF YOU LIKE SHOOTIN SPACESHIPS.

With that said the whole you play way too much games and need to stop is kinda annoying. I've lost a lot of people in corps including a couple CEOs because the girl they were with didn't like them playing games and they quit after years to keep the peace. Sadly this seems to go only one way for if said guys asked their girls to cut out somethin they liked to do it would be a storm. I just don't get people now days... Sad


Unsure, not in that type of relationship. I've always held the opinion that women prefer a man who stands his ground.
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#37 - 2012-10-28 18:59:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Kalel Nimrott
Piugattuk wrote:
eve is a blackhole, nobody escapes, wish it was that easy for me to dump mine...that's what I get for marrying a Klingon woman.Straight


Escapes one at a time only to find a dead universe.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#38 - 2012-10-28 19:15:49 UTC
I quit for a whole 14 months... now I'm in emergency catch up mode.

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I invented Tiericide
Allyria Kylari
Blue asteroids
#39 - 2012-10-28 19:19:40 UTC
EVE is real.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#40 - 2012-10-28 20:46:10 UTC
Allyria Kylari wrote:
EVE is real.


I was there Shocked

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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