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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#81 - 2012-09-14 15:30:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Alice Saki
Anslo wrote:
Why can't I load some Freighters or Titans with a **** ton of iron or anti matter, warp them into the middle of Amarr's sun, and blow the entire system to kingdom come?



My top Scientists are working on it.

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Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#82 - 2012-09-14 16:11:33 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Why can't I load some Freighters or Titans with a **** ton of iron or anti matter, warp them into the middle of Amarr's sun, and blow the entire system to kingdom come?

Because the machines will just reset the matrix every time you try.
Itis Zhellin
#83 - 2012-09-14 16:11:50 UTC
How come there is no sign of (intelligent) alien life on any planet in EVE?
ISD TYPE40
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#84 - 2012-09-14 16:11:53 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Why can't I load some Freighters or Titans with a **** ton of iron or anti matter, warp them into the middle of Amarr's sun, and blow the entire system to kingdom come?



My top Scientists are working on it.



God I used to love that show, thanks for linking that. Sciencey madness with the Hamster.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#85 - 2012-09-14 16:26:01 UTC
ISD TYPE40 wrote:
Alice Saki wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Why can't I load some Freighters or Titans with a **** ton of iron or anti matter, warp them into the middle of Amarr's sun, and blow the entire system to kingdom come?



My top Scientists are working on it.



God I used to love that show, thanks for linking that. Sciencey madness with the Hamster.


I liked the one where they demonstrated that custard was a newtonian fluid by filling a pool with it and walking across it.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Cozmik R5
Chez Stan
#86 - 2012-09-14 18:29:23 UTC
The warning sign that's supposed to have sharp edges; are the edges really that sharp?

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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#87 - 2012-09-14 18:50:12 UTC
If I decide to quit Eve, do I *have* to sit in a major trade hub and double everyone's isk?

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Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#88 - 2012-09-14 19:00:38 UTC
Why we can't change channel on screen in CQ?

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#89 - 2012-09-14 19:03:46 UTC
The Damsel? is she really that stupid that she keeps going to Krulls pleasure hub and can't find a lift home?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#90 - 2012-09-14 19:08:07 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
The Damsel? is she really that stupid that she keeps going to Krulls pleasure hub and can't find a lift home?

I would ask how much Krull is paying for his clone fees but he doesn't seem to have that many skill points. Honestly, on any given day how many times does he get blown up?

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BlueWaffe
#91 - 2012-09-14 19:23:18 UTC
Karl Hobb wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
The Damsel? is she really that stupid that she keeps going to Krulls pleasure hub and can't find a lift home?

I would ask how much Krull is paying for his clone fees but he doesn't seem to have that many skill points. Honestly, on any given day how many times does he get blown up?


And where does he keep finding those "new implants"?
Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
#92 - 2012-09-14 19:45:36 UTC
This thread is full of win.

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Tiger Would
Doomheim
#93 - 2012-09-14 20:46:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Anyone ever noticed how, after selecting your destination when you press warp to engage the warpdrive, your ship sits still while the entire universe takes off at ludricous speed in opposite direction?

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#94 - 2012-09-15 10:09:13 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
Anyone ever noticed how, after selecting your destination when you press warp to engage the warpdrive, your ship sits still while the entire universe takes off at ludricous speed in opposite direction?


Does it go into plaid?

The towels and babelfish question has only one answer, 42

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#95 - 2012-09-15 10:29:32 UTC
The Device.
What things does it do, exactly?

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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#96 - 2012-09-15 10:32:58 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Why am I so Awesome?

Because you have one of the cutest and loveliest faces ever <3
oldbutfeelingyoung
Perkone
Caldari State
#97 - 2012-09-16 14:19:13 UTC
So this thread is about stupid questions and i ask one and it is removed lol
hehehehehe very nice

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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#98 - 2012-09-16 14:24:38 UTC
Karl Hobb wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
The Damsel? is she really that stupid that she keeps going to Krulls pleasure hub and can't find a lift home?

I would ask how much Krull is paying for his clone fees but he doesn't seem to have that many skill points. Honestly, on any given day how many times does he get blown up?

"We're sorry, your Damsel is in another Pleasure Hub".

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Cpt Gobla
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#99 - 2012-09-16 14:43:50 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Karl Hobb wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
The Damsel? is she really that stupid that she keeps going to Krulls pleasure hub and can't find a lift home?

I would ask how much Krull is paying for his clone fees but he doesn't seem to have that many skill points. Honestly, on any given day how many times does he get blown up?

"We're sorry, your Damsel is in another Pleasure Hub".


Does this mean the Winter Expansion will include new T3 projectile ammo called Bullet Bill?
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#100 - 2012-09-16 17:35:05 UTC
How much spacewood would a spacewoodchuck chuck, if a spacewoodchuck could chuck spacewood ?