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Volyte
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-09-13 04:56:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Volyte
I really did. I said it over and over again. In fact, I said it so much, my wife jumped up and down and gave me the longest embrace of our marriage.

And yet, there was something. An itch I suppose. The faintest, slightest feeling I should check the forums after 7 months. And then, some market news. And then, and most importantly, the battleclinic stats.

There have been many explosions in recent months. There has been rage, quitting, rage quitting, destruction, mayhem, the death of solo, the rebirth of solo, Goonswarm. All the things I missed so dearly and have loved since 2003, all in their infamous glory and for all to see.

And thus, here I am. My accounts have been reactivated. My wife will likely divorce me, but thats okay. I have all of these beautiful, masterful explosions to look forward to in the coming months. What the f*** was I thinking?

But then, I heard that wonderful sound of our favorite female robot telling me that I am "connecting." All my fears vanish, and all of my hope restored. I am back and look forward to seeing all of you shortly. Twisted

-V
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#2 - 2012-09-13 04:57:28 UTC
"Every time I try to get out...they just suck me right back in...."
Piugattuk
Litla Sundlaugin
#3 - 2012-09-13 05:27:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Piugattuk
eve is a blackhole, nobody escapes, wish it was that easy for me to dump mine...that's what I get for marrying a Klingon woman.Straight
William Walker
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#4 - 2012-09-13 06:54:44 UTC
Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in.

ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ﾉ へ(゜∇、°)へ (◕‿◕✿)
Signal11th
#5 - 2012-09-13 07:50:17 UTC
Volyte wrote:
I really did. I said it over and over again. In fact, I said it so much, my wife jumped up and down and gave me the longest embrace of our marriage.

And yet, there was something. An itch I suppose. The faintest, slightest feeling I should check the forums after 7 months. And then, some market news. And then, and most importantly, the battleclinic stats.

There have been many explosions in recent months. There has been rage, quitting, rage quitting, destruction, mayhem, the death of solo, the rebirth of solo, Goonswarm. All the things I missed so dearly and have loved since 2003, all in their infamous glory and for all to see.

And thus, here I am. My accounts have been reactivated. My wife will likely divorce me, but thats okay. I have all of these beautiful, masterful explosions to look forward to in the coming months. What the f*** was I thinking?

But then, I heard that wonderful sound of our favorite female robot telling me that I am "connecting." All my fears vanish, and all of my hope restored. I am back and look forward to seeing all of you shortly. Twisted

-V



That itch you feel is just another name for addiction.

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-09-13 07:50:58 UTC
EVE IS DYING!

DONT COME BACK!




But seriously, welcome back o7

I'm back!
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-09-13 13:34:41 UTC
Volyte wrote:
I really did. I said it over and over again. In fact, I said it so much, my wife jumped up and down and gave me the longest embrace of our marriage.

And yet, there was something. An itch I suppose. The faintest, slightest feeling I should check the forums after 7 months. And then, some market news. And then, and most importantly, the battleclinic stats.

There have been many explosions in recent months. There has been rage, quitting, rage quitting, destruction, mayhem, the death of solo, the rebirth of solo, Goonswarm. All the things I missed so dearly and have loved since 2003, all in their infamous glory and for all to see.

And thus, here I am. My accounts have been reactivated. My wife will likely divorce me, but thats okay. I have all of these beautiful, masterful explosions to look forward to in the coming months. What the f*** was I thinking?

But then, I heard that wonderful sound of our favorite female robot telling me that I am "connecting." All my fears vanish, and all of my hope restored. I am back and look forward to seeing all of you shortly. Twisted

-V


And when you are divorced and alone you will on occasion regret it -- especially late at night when the rest of the world is asleep and you are thinking about the years that stretch out in front of you and glance at that end we all share but must face alone. It's at that moment you will feel an emptiness so profound some call terrifying. In your panic you will call out to God who you may have never in your life believed in. Then, a few minutes later it will end and you will be asleep with the thoughts that tomorrow will be a different day, tomorrow you will make things right, tomorrow you will change. But you don't change. You wake up to the same routine -- last night a distant memory, tucked away and silenced by the vice that holds you warmly as long as you hold it.

And when I say you, I really mean me. But we all know it really means us.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#8 - 2012-09-13 13:50:37 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Volyte wrote:
I really did. I said it over and over again. In fact, I said it so much, my wife jumped up and down and gave me the longest embrace of our marriage.

And yet, there was something. An itch I suppose. The faintest, slightest feeling I should check the forums after 7 months. And then, some market news. And then, and most importantly, the battleclinic stats.

There have been many explosions in recent months. There has been rage, quitting, rage quitting, destruction, mayhem, the death of solo, the rebirth of solo, Goonswarm. All the things I missed so dearly and have loved since 2003, all in their infamous glory and for all to see.

And thus, here I am. My accounts have been reactivated. My wife will likely divorce me, but thats okay. I have all of these beautiful, masterful explosions to look forward to in the coming months. What the f*** was I thinking?

But then, I heard that wonderful sound of our favorite female robot telling me that I am "connecting." All my fears vanish, and all of my hope restored. I am back and look forward to seeing all of you shortly. Twisted

-V


And when you are divorced and alone you will on occasion regret it -- especially late at night when the rest of the world is asleep and you are thinking about the years that stretch out in front of you and glance at that end we all share but must face alone. It's at that moment you will feel an emptiness so profound some call terrifying. In your panic you will call out to God who you may have never in your life believed in. Then, a few minutes later it will end and you will be asleep with the thoughts that tomorrow will be a different day, tomorrow you will make things right, tomorrow you will change. But you don't change. You wake up to the same routine -- last night a distant memory, tucked away and silenced by the vice that holds you warmly as long as you hold it.

And when I say you, I really mean me. But we all know it really means us.


Oh dear.....happily married and playing eve, i guess i am one of the few lucky Shocked
PriceMate
War Birds Inc.
#9 - 2012-09-13 14:45:18 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Volyte wrote:
I really did. I said it over and over again. In fact, I said it so much, my wife jumped up and down and gave me the longest embrace of our marriage.

And yet, there was something. An itch I suppose. The faintest, slightest feeling I should check the forums after 7 months. And then, some market news. And then, and most importantly, the battleclinic stats.

There have been many explosions in recent months. There has been rage, quitting, rage quitting, destruction, mayhem, the death of solo, the rebirth of solo, Goonswarm. All the things I missed so dearly and have loved since 2003, all in their infamous glory and for all to see.

And thus, here I am. My accounts have been reactivated. My wife will likely divorce me, but thats okay. I have all of these beautiful, masterful explosions to look forward to in the coming months. What the f*** was I thinking?

But then, I heard that wonderful sound of our favorite female robot telling me that I am "connecting." All my fears vanish, and all of my hope restored. I am back and look forward to seeing all of you shortly. Twisted

-V


And when you are divorced and alone you will on occasion regret it -- especially late at night when the rest of the world is asleep and you are thinking about the years that stretch out in front of you and glance at that end we all share but must face alone. It's at that moment you will feel an emptiness so profound some call terrifying. In your panic you will call out to God who you may have never in your life believed in. Then, a few minutes later it will end and you will be asleep with the thoughts that tomorrow will be a different day, tomorrow you will make things right, tomorrow you will change. But you don't change. You wake up to the same routine -- last night a distant memory, tucked away and silenced by the vice that holds you warmly as long as you hold it.

And when I say you, I really mean me. But we all know it really means us.


This man knows what hes talking about.
Lady Ati
Systems High Guard
Tactical Narcotics Team
#10 - 2012-09-13 18:35:50 UTC
I felt like putting my female opinion in here. EVERYONE NEEDS THEIR OWN ALONE TIME AND IT DONT MATTER IF YOU LIKE SHOOTIN SPACESHIPS.

With that said the whole you play way too much games and need to stop is kinda annoying. I've lost a lot of people in corps including a couple CEOs because the girl they were with didn't like them playing games and they quit after years to keep the peace. Sadly this seems to go only one way for if said guys asked their girls to cut out somethin they liked to do it would be a storm. I just don't get people now days... Sad
Kane the Black
Doomheim
#11 - 2012-09-13 19:21:52 UTC
Lady Ati wrote:
ISadly this seems to go only one way for if said guys asked their girls to cut out somethin they liked to do it would be a storm. I just don't get people now days... Sad


Hear hear! It's called over-emancipation, unfortunately. Ugh

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Martin0
Brave Empire Inc.
Brave United
#12 - 2012-09-13 19:34:52 UTC
He.
A man pays 15€/month to explode spaceships and is told that is a stupid thing.
A woman spend 300€/month for fancy clothes she doesen't need but that's okay.Cry
Lucy Oreless
Rise of Rephaim
#13 - 2012-09-13 21:28:29 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:

And when you are divorced and alone you will on occasion regret it -- especially late at night when the rest of the world is asleep and you are thinking about the years that stretch out in front of you and glance at that end we all share but must face alone. It's at that moment you will feel an emptiness so profound some call terrifying. In your panic you will call out to God who you may have never in your life believed in. Then, a few minutes later it will end and you will be asleep with the thoughts that tomorrow will be a different day, tomorrow you will make things right, tomorrow you will change. But you don't change. You wake up to the same routine -- last night a distant memory, tucked away and silenced by the vice that holds you warmly as long as you hold it.

And when I say you, I really mean me. But we all know it really means us.


God damn man.. Shocked That post just hit me like a train! It is me (too) you are describing there my friend... I've had it like that for over a year after the divorce.. (and 6-7 years before i got married)..
But i can today with a happy heart announce we have been talking a lot the last weeks and found the love again Big smile
She is coming tomorrow and i am excited like if i was a teen again Big smile

None of you probably care about my rabble, but Ristlin's post was the best damn post (personally) i have ever read in these forums... it almost scared me how good that description was.

If you have love, or the chance to experience it.. never let it go away!

 I did not have sexual relations to THAT woman....
Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#14 - 2012-09-13 21:35:01 UTC
Lucy Oreless wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:

And when you are divorced and alone you will on occasion regret it -- especially late at night when the rest of the world is asleep and you are thinking about the years that stretch out in front of you and glance at that end we all share but must face alone. It's at that moment you will feel an emptiness so profound some call terrifying. In your panic you will call out to God who you may have never in your life believed in. Then, a few minutes later it will end and you will be asleep with the thoughts that tomorrow will be a different day, tomorrow you will make things right, tomorrow you will change. But you don't change. You wake up to the same routine -- last night a distant memory, tucked away and silenced by the vice that holds you warmly as long as you hold it.

And when I say you, I really mean me. But we all know it really means us.


God damn man.. Shocked That post just hit me like a train! It is me (too) you are describing there my friend... I've had it like that for over a year after the divorce.. (and 6-7 years before i got married)..
But i can today with a happy heart announce we have been talking a lot the last weeks and found the love again Big smile
She is coming tomorrow and i am excited like if i was a teen again Big smile

None of you probably care about my rabble, but Ristlin's post was the best damn post (personally) i have ever read in these forums... it almost scared me how good that description was.

If you have love, or the chance to experience it.. never let it go away!


Softy Cool
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2012-09-13 21:39:16 UTC
Evolution1979 wrote:
Lucy Oreless wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:

And when you are divorced and alone you will on occasion regret it -- especially late at night when the rest of the world is asleep and you are thinking about the years that stretch out in front of you and glance at that end we all share but must face alone. It's at that moment you will feel an emptiness so profound some call terrifying. In your panic you will call out to God who you may have never in your life believed in. Then, a few minutes later it will end and you will be asleep with the thoughts that tomorrow will be a different day, tomorrow you will make things right, tomorrow you will change. But you don't change. You wake up to the same routine -- last night a distant memory, tucked away and silenced by the vice that holds you warmly as long as you hold it.

And when I say you, I really mean me. But we all know it really means us.


God damn man.. Shocked That post just hit me like a train! It is me (too) you are describing there my friend... I've had it like that for over a year after the divorce.. (and 6-7 years before i got married)..
But i can today with a happy heart announce we have been talking a lot the last weeks and found the love again Big smile
She is coming tomorrow and i am excited like if i was a teen again Big smile

None of you probably care about my rabble, but Ristlin's post was the best damn post (personally) i have ever read in these forums... it almost scared me how good that description was.

If you have love, or the chance to experience it.. never let it go away!


Softy Cool


^

I'd sign up with the foreign legion, go for the new ID and the ***** will never see a cent Twisted

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eddie valvetino
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#16 - 2012-09-14 10:48:19 UTC  |  Edited by: eddie valvetino
Volyte wrote:
I really did. I said it over and over again. In fact, I said it so much, my wife jumped up and down and gave me the longest embrace of our marriage.

And yet, there was something. An itch I suppose. The faintest, slightest feeling I should check the forums after 7 months. And then, some market news. And then, and most importantly, the battleclinic stats.

There have been many explosions in recent months. There has been rage, quitting, rage quitting, destruction, mayhem, the death of solo, the rebirth of solo, Goonswarm. All the things I missed so dearly and have loved since 2003, all in their infamous glory and for all to see.

And thus, here I am. My accounts have been reactivated. My wife will likely divorce me, but thats okay. I have all of these beautiful, masterful explosions to look forward to in the coming months. What the f*** was I thinking?

But then, I heard that wonderful sound of our favorite female robot telling me that I am "connecting." All my fears vanish, and all of my hope restored. I am back and look forward to seeing all of you shortly. Twisted

-V


I think giving the game a female name "Eve" is spot on, my affair with eve has cost me two (maybe three) female partners. girls just don't get it.

in the past i have spent as much time, playing different games on Xbox, which requires taking over the front room, denying TV access to them and yet this is better than me taking up my tiny corner of the house, where my pc lives.

only solution, WIS needs to have VR and hookers.

edit : CCP could also make a drive for hot, single and easy girl gamers.
Vojk
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2012-09-14 11:38:18 UTC
I bought my gf a sub to Hello Kitty Online.

Problem solved.

She no longer cooks, however... but that's cool, because tbh TV dinners taste better anyway.
eddie valvetino
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#18 - 2012-09-14 11:45:56 UTC
Vojk wrote:
I bought my gf a sub to Hello Kitty Online.

Problem solved.

She no longer cooks, however... but that's cool, because tbh TV dinners taste better anyway.



I'm now sat at my desk at work, half the office looking at me with that look on their faces... you know the one "what the **** is that moron laughing about"


It's funny cos it's true.
flakeys
Doomheim
#19 - 2012-09-14 13:35:54 UTC
Vojk wrote:
I bought my gf a sub to Hello Kitty Online.

Problem solved.

She no longer cooks, however... but that's cool, because tbh TV dinners taste better anyway.




I went for the 'give her an ipad' , also worked like a charm.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
flakeys
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-09-14 13:39:09 UTC
eddie valvetino wrote:
[quote=Volyte]in the past i have spent as much time, playing different games on Xbox, which requires taking over the front room, denying TV access to them and yet this is better than me taking up my tiny corner of the house, where my pc lives.

only solution, WIS needs to have VR and hookers.

.



Actually best solution is a laptop.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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