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[FCKED] Tactical Knightmare - Manlove, pvp and cups of tea (in that order)
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Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-08-29 12:32:20 UTC
Lol TK IS RECRUITING Ugh

If you feel like you are capable of continuing the fine TK tradition of derping your sec status, accidentally shooting stations and deleting your slave clone, then we want YOU!

If you feel up to the task of shooting people instead of rats but havent made the jump into the scary world of PVP yet, dont worry, we can teach you all the crap you need to know. Hell, we even taught an Australian how to play this game, teaching a normal person should be easy rite?

We generally leave PVE to alts, so if you are joining us get ready to enter the Calamari FW arena and get in on coalition fleets and stuff or just enjoy declaring war on people because they were in system.

Check us out on this website http://www.forpeetsakes.com/forum/ you can make a post in 'general' or something telling Shriven all the reasons why you are awesome and should be in TK. You dont have to film yourself making an arts and crafts project out of dry macaroni, but it could help.

We have the best CEO in the game, and being on comms with him is generally worth joining up in itself. He has many dislocated fingers in many half eaten pies. Pies are delicious.

This is where i shamelessly plug that i make most of the banners, and if you do something stupid enough (or pay me), you'll probably get your own banner too. Because screw working at work rite?

Oh, yeah, we have a chatbox thinger on the website too that you'll get access to, so you can shiptoast while you are at work or something. Thats what i usually do.

So yeah... get on our forums and make a post about how great you are, then make yourself a cup of tea

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Placid09
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-08-29 12:35:46 UTC
It's a TARP!

@Placid_09 on twitter
Istyn
Freight Club
#3 - 2012-08-29 12:36:31 UTC
You are never to be left unsupervised again.
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2012-08-29 12:37:27 UTC
Istyn wrote:
You are never to be left unsupervised again.

But you already removed the sharp scissors and the permanent markers, what else am i going to play with NOW!?

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-08-30 13:04:18 UTC
cake will be served

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Drenehtsral
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-08-30 13:53:50 UTC
Free bump for you guys. I fcking love the name and the homonym use. And ticker. Well done. Haha
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#7 - 2012-08-30 14:06:30 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
cake will be served


Disclaimer: Tactical Knightmare is not responsible for the results of cake consumption and the truthfulness of the claims made by Skippermonkey.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2012-08-30 14:17:23 UTC


Confirming our CEO is SPLENDID!

Would you like a kitten?

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-08-31 12:02:01 UTC
" Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West

Isnt it time you tried some TK?

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#10 - 2012-08-31 13:25:14 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
" Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West

Isnt it time you tried some TK?


Disclaimer: TK is not actually evil.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Zixie Draco
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2012-09-01 15:07:15 UTC
We need more husky voices.

Would you like a kitten?

Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-09-11 10:48:34 UTC
just brewed a fresh pot

come join us

http://www.forpeetsakes.com/forum/

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Mireidor
Mare Crisium Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#13 - 2012-09-11 11:52:56 UTC
Skippermonkey wrote:
just brewed a fresh pot

come join us

http://www.forpeetsakes.com/forum/


Disclaimer: TK is not responsible for whatever chemical and/or toxic waste you might get served.

Hold on to your hooves, I am about to be BRILLIANT!
Kinet
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-09-11 16:24:06 UTC
A few questions...

I am assuming you guys are part of the Caldari side in FW?

How is your US presence? I'm US Eastern

How do you feel about a pilot shiteing all over your killboards? I recently got my butt kicked by a 12 year old girl so I'm not going to be dominating anyones killboards. I prefer dying in a flameball to running away.

How do you feel about the influence of alcohol in comms? I have been known to say some really really stupid shite when suffering from a bad drunk

Is "eating pie" any kind of secret code for touching my no-no spots? This may have happened in a previous corp and I may still be suffering from mental issues due to the alleged event.

You mention "manlove" does it involve more than two other people? My stuff only stretches so far. I had an incident in a previous corp and had to have stitches from my bum to my belly button due to a freak accident.

How long must I be in the corp until I get a chance to be on top?

Are there any dues? I'm typically broke and earn enough to replace all my own stuff. If I wanted to support someone I would get married not join a corp.

You find me strangely attractive for a man dont you?
Skippermonkey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-09-12 18:04:32 UTC
I'm gonna have to answer all of the above questions with 'yes'

make a post on our forums, you'll get a greater chance of reciprocated manlove over there

COME AT ME BRO

I'LL JUST BE DOCKED IN THIS STATION
Kinet
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-09-12 18:29:33 UTC
I am obviously too drunk to register on your forums. It tells me to answer a security question but all that shows is "toggaf". I tried answering NO, YES, HOMO and other forms of the meaning but it didnt like me.
Siunaaja
Probe Patrol
#17 - 2012-09-12 19:02:21 UTC
"or just enjoy declaring war on people because they were in system"

I lul'd :D
Kinet
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-09-12 22:39:08 UTC
Nevermind, the beer finally wore off and I figured it out. I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Dohickey
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-09-13 16:35:53 UTC
Kinet wrote:
Nevermind, the beer finally wore off and I figured it out. I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


I like this guy.
Joz Yavavich
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-09-15 00:08:41 UTC
Zixie Draco wrote:
We need more husky voices.



What? Mine is not good enough?
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