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Introducing The Bad Posting Bounty (BPB)
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Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-09-10 20:58:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Ristlin Wakefield
This is an ongoing effort to help crack down on criminals who do not post on mains and who repeatedly fail to understand game mechanics (please suggest other crimes that should be punishable by death...Evil).

Transgressions are pardonable by editing the offending post within 24-hours of notice plus a fee of 50 million ISK, added to a pool (managed by a third-party) for future bounties. My hope is to inject a new avenue of tears for the good of C&P.

I'm looking for a well-respected member of C&P (nominations welcomed) to act as a third-party for bounty payouts and accounts receivable.

I will modify this post and make the general rules clearer as suggestions for improvement come in. Also, I intend this to be a profit-neutral venture. ALL ISK received will go back to the bounty pool. Donations are welcomed, especially from those who intend to bring criminals to justice.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse!

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2012-09-10 20:59:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Ristlin Wakefield
BOUNTY WALL
****
Target: Larontra

Crimes: Not posting on main and failing to understand basic game mechanics.

Reward:
150 million ISK for an API-verified kill mail of the offender flying a non-noob ship.

Bonus:
-50 million ISK for screenshot of tears. A write up about the experience in the story section earns another 50 million.
-50 million ISK for the corpse.

Total bounty with bonuses: 300 million ISK.

The offending post can be found here: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1898418#post1898418
****

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-09-10 21:02:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Ristlin Wakefield
Third-party nominations:
Grendell
VV
Chribba


I think it speaks volumes that no C&P regular has nominated a fellow C&P member Shocked

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#4 - 2012-09-10 21:10:57 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:

I'm looking for a well-respected member of C&P (nominations welcomed) to act as a third-party for bounty payouts and accounts receivable.


I see absolutely no risk of potential failure in this plan.

However, I would look towards M&D for a reputable member. Perhaps Grendell or VV, or even Chribba (he would probably enjoy this one) as a third-party.


Or, I can nominate myself. Why not? Yeah, I'll just do that.

I nominate me.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-09-10 21:13:10 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:

I'm looking for a well-respected member of C&P (nominations welcomed) to act as a third-party for bounty payouts and accounts receivable.


I see absolutely no risk of potential failure in this plan.

However, I would look towards M&D for a reputable member. Perhaps Grendell or VV, or even Chribba (he would probably enjoy this one) as a third-party.


Or, I can nominate myself. Why not? Yeah, I'll just do that.

I nominate me.


Obviously, some people will nominate themselves. I already had those names in mind, but was hoping I could find a C&P equivalent -- but I may be barking up the wrong tree! Lol

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#6 - 2012-09-10 21:15:17 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:

I'm looking for a well-respected member of C&P (nominations welcomed) to act as a third-party for bounty payouts and accounts receivable.


I see absolutely no risk of potential failure in this plan.

However, I would look towards M&D for a reputable member. Perhaps Grendell or VV, or even Chribba (he would probably enjoy this one) as a third-party.


Or, I can nominate myself. Why not? Yeah, I'll just do that.

I nominate me.


Obviously, some people will nominate themselves. I already had those names in mind, but was hoping I could find a C&P equivalent -- but I may be barking up the wrong tree! Lol


Sometimes, when looking for a needle in a haystack, it must be realized there is no needle.
Ginger Barbarella
#7 - 2012-09-10 21:31:50 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
This is an ongoing effort to help crack down on criminals who do not post on mains, who spread ignorance, and who fail to understand game mechanics (please suggest other crimes that should be punishable by death...Evil).

Transgressions are pardonable by editing the offending post within 24-hours of notice plus a fee of 50 million ISK, added to a pool (managed by a third-party) for future bounties. My hope is to inject a new avenue of tears for the good of C&P.


So what kind of bounty are you putting on yourself for the utter piece of bovine excrement your original post was? "Do not post on mains"??? Damn, this made me smile, because you're clearly one of the losers who thinks "main" means something worth a **** here on the intarwebs.

I'd donate to a fund for a bounty on you, but then it'll be abused just as badly as any other under your fail plan. Lol

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#8 - 2012-09-10 21:55:00 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:

I'm looking for a well-respected member of C&P (nominations welcomed) to act as a third-party for bounty payouts and accounts receivable.


I see absolutely no risk of potential failure in this plan.

However, I would look towards M&D for a reputable member. Perhaps Grendell or VV, or even Chribba (he would probably enjoy this one) as a third-party.


Or, I can nominate myself. Why not? Yeah, I'll just do that.

I nominate me.


Obviously, some people will nominate themselves. I already had those names in mind, but was hoping I could find a C&P equivalent -- but I may be barking up the wrong tree! Lol

Iam not gonna nominate myself but this thread 7/10 me like Big smile
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#9 - 2012-09-10 22:21:30 UTC
Don't forget I run Spank Escrow Services and would be delighted to support such a worthy cause. As you know shitposting alts are a scourge on our beautiful forums and I am always quick to call them out as the cowards they are.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-09-10 23:56:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Ristlin Wakefield
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
This is an ongoing effort to help crack down on criminals who do not post on mains, who spread ignorance, and who fail to understand game mechanics (please suggest other crimes that should be punishable by death...Evil).

Transgressions are pardonable by editing the offending post within 24-hours of notice plus a fee of 50 million ISK, added to a pool (managed by a third-party) for future bounties. My hope is to inject a new avenue of tears for the good of C&P.


So what kind of bounty are you putting on yourself for the utter piece of bovine excrement your original post was? "Do not post on mains"??? Damn, this made me smile, because you're clearly one of the losers who thinks "main" means something worth a **** here on the intarwebs.

I'd donate to a fund for a bounty on you, but then it'll be abused just as badly as any other under your fail plan. Lol


Oh, so that was your alt? For only 50 million and an edit to your bad post I can remove that bounty!

And I welcome a bounty on my head if the community deems me a criminal!

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-09-10 23:57:00 UTC
jimmyjam wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:

I'm looking for a well-respected member of C&P (nominations welcomed) to act as a third-party for bounty payouts and accounts receivable.


I see absolutely no risk of potential failure in this plan.

However, I would look towards M&D for a reputable member. Perhaps Grendell or VV, or even Chribba (he would probably enjoy this one) as a third-party.


Or, I can nominate myself. Why not? Yeah, I'll just do that.

I nominate me.


Obviously, some people will nominate themselves. I already had those names in mind, but was hoping I could find a C&P equivalent -- but I may be barking up the wrong tree! Lol

Iam not gonna nominate myself but this thread 7/10 me like Big smile


I'm honored to be among the few people to earn a non -10/10 from you Jim.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-09-11 01:30:44 UTC
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
This is an ongoing effort to help crack down on criminals who do not post on mains, who spread ignorance, and who fail to understand game mechanics (please suggest other crimes that should be punishable by death...Evil).

Transgressions are pardonable by editing the offending post within 24-hours of notice plus a fee of 50 million ISK, added to a pool (managed by a third-party) for future bounties. My hope is to inject a new avenue of tears for the good of C&P.


So what kind of bounty are you putting on yourself for the utter piece of bovine excrement your original post was? "Do not post on mains"??? Damn, this made me smile, because you're clearly one of the losers who thinks "main" means something worth a **** here on the intarwebs.

I'd donate to a fund for a bounty on you, but then it'll be abused just as badly as any other under your fail plan. Lol

"main" is the ONLY thing that means anything around here.
Alotta Baggage
Radioactive Lobster Shipping
#13 - 2012-09-11 02:30:59 UTC
My alt posts a lot here
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-09-11 02:31:30 UTC
Alotta Baggage wrote:
My alt posts a lot here


Quiet you! Evil

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-09-11 02:47:13 UTC
Alotta Baggage wrote:
My alt posts a lot here


That face seriously gives me nightmares.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2012-09-11 02:56:16 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Alotta Baggage wrote:
My alt posts a lot here


That face seriously gives me nightmares.


But it's smiling and is therefore friendly and approachable

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#17 - 2012-09-11 03:17:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpymunky
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Alotta Baggage wrote:
My alt posts a lot here


That face seriously gives me nightmares.
What are you talking about? That is one fine-looking baboon's ass.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Battered Housewife
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-09-11 06:11:28 UTC
Oh, I want a bounty!

Hurt me baby!
Pierrot le fou
Amarrian Inquist Order
#19 - 2012-09-11 06:27:15 UTC
This is a great idea and can totally not be abused.

P.S: this is a bad post.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-09-11 07:34:20 UTC
As always,

I will step up and provide the required 3rd party service.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
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