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Hey Girl...I've Been Thinking About You All Week
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Yonis Kador
KADORCORP
#1 - 2012-09-07 21:47:33 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD TYPE40
Dear EvE,

Girl, I know I've done you wrong.

You and I have a lot of history together baby. I've stuck with you through good times and bad times for years but this time I've let you down.

So you went and changed your hair. I liked it the old way. I really did. So much so, that the thought of never seeing you that way again drove me crazy, girl! You were so beautiful and graceful and our time together was effortless back then. Then things changed. You went through a phase and got all needy and click-intensive. And I couldn't handle it.

Girl, I was wrong to abandon you.

I miss you baby.

I've only been away for a few months but it's been long enough for me to realize something important.

Baby, I'm not with you because of your interface or the cargohold capacity of hulks. I care about those details but I'm with you because you're special. There's no one else out there like you, girl.

Your sandbox brings all the boys to the yard.

There are variations and imitations but they're no substitute for you. I know that now.

So my sweet EvE, it won't be easy and I don't expect you to forgive me right away. But I'm back baby. Let's just take it one day at a time. Yes, it would be nice if you toned down the forum *snip* and gave me back hangar icons on the neocom.

Real nice.

But girl, even if you don't, I'll jump through your hoops anyway.

Love Always,

Yonis Kador


EDIT: Lets not compare moderation to a certain WW2 Secret State Police, thank you - ISD Type40.
Jim Era
#2 - 2012-09-07 21:49:55 UTC
wat

Wat™
Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-09-07 21:51:25 UTC
I hope you bought EVE flowers, and chocolates, EVE loves chocolates...
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2012-09-07 21:52:36 UTC
Hey we just ganked you, and we're stir crazy
But here's our fleet, so fight us maybe

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
stoicfaux
#5 - 2012-09-07 22:56:00 UTC
Eve is a girl? I always thought Eve was a homicidal male transvestite rapist.

Or am I posting on the wrong forum again?

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-09-07 22:58:50 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Eve is a girl? I always thought Eve was a homicidal male transvestite rapist.

Or am I posting on the wrong forum again?

yep wrong forum
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7 - 2012-09-08 00:17:54 UTC
I hope nothing interesting was said in the OP's post because I only read the first 4 lines or so.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-09-08 00:41:19 UTC
lanyaie wrote:
I hope nothing interesting was said in the OP's post because I only read the first 4 lines or so.


Afraid you missed this awesome line then...
Quote:
Your sandbox brings all the boys to the yard.

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#9 - 2012-09-08 00:46:05 UTC
Shouldn't there be a musical track behind this post? Cool

MinerBumping.com
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#10 - 2012-09-08 00:53:03 UTC
IB4 ISD...

Also, lay off the cheap drugs or biomass......

...
Jett0
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-09-08 00:56:53 UTC
And this is what GD is all about.

Occasionally plays sober
Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-09-08 00:57:26 UTC
James 315 wrote:
Shouldn't there be a musical track behind this post? Cool

OP's post would go well with some Issac Hayes.
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#13 - 2012-09-08 01:07:16 UTC
That made me laugh, out loud.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-09-08 01:10:09 UTC
KrakizBad wrote:
That made me laugh, out loud.


For the love of god, man. You wear a monocle... start acting like it Evil

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Ad'Hakim Tahous
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-09-08 01:35:09 UTC
Paul Oliver wrote:
James 315 wrote:
Shouldn't there be a musical track behind this post? Cool

OP's post would go well with some Issac Hayes.


Barry White, my man. Barry White.
Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-09-08 01:42:04 UTC
Ad'Hakim Tahous wrote:
Paul Oliver wrote:
James 315 wrote:
Shouldn't there be a musical track behind this post? Cool

OP's post would go well with some Issac Hayes.


Barry White, my man. Barry White.

yeah.. you're right.
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
Ghazu
#17 - 2012-09-08 05:35:42 UTC
just play the damn game.

http://www.minerbumping.com/ lol what the christ https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2299984#post2299984
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#18 - 2012-09-08 10:21:19 UTC
Paul Oliver wrote:
I hope you bought EVE flowers, and chocolates, EVE loves chocolates...


Especially someone else's chocolates.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#19 - 2012-09-08 11:04:07 UTC
And Eve replies: eff off and die.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-09-08 11:39:20 UTC
im so glad this wasnt a thread aimed at any specific ccp employee, phew

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.