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Seeking sponsors for aggressive marketing campaign

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Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#1 - 2012-09-06 01:14:36 UTC
In recent months I have noticed a worrying trend: implant and skill hardwiring prices have decreased substantially. My fellow corp and militia members have seen their income drop significantly. While there are many theories as to the cause of this price adjustment; my advanced market analysis has lead me to believe that the drop in price is due to a fundamental decrease in demand. As such I decided to embark on an aggressive marketing campaign to increase implant demand throughout New Eden.

Unfortunately I have underestimated the size of the problem and actually making an impact will require resources far beyond my personal means. Furthermore my radical marketing methods tend to fall afoul of Concord. As such I now turn to you fine gentlemen for support.

In order to continue my marketing efforts I am now seeking sponsors and offering add spots on my campaign. This is a great business opportunity as all sponsors will receive prime marketing information as well as gain access to a steady supply of "tears". You see, as a result of my marketing efforts I am in a unique position to offer you sales leads on pilots who will soon be looking for replacement implants.

Therefore, if you are interested in supporting my efforts, I ask you to indicate as such here or should you wish to remain anonymous; contact me in-game.

Support my implant marketing campaign: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1903853#post1903853 Our customer list: http://poachers.mindflood.org/

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-09-06 01:19:25 UTC
I fully endorse this service and/or product

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

William Walker
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#3 - 2012-09-06 05:53:22 UTC
I thought it was because goons abused faction warfare and they had thousands of said implant. I might be wrong.

ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ へ(゜∇、°)へ (◕‿◕✿)

Alicia Aurazillo
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-09-06 06:58:53 UTC
Devil Dodger wrote:
my advanced market analysis has lead me to believe that the drop in price is due to a fundamental decrease in demand


Genius.
Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#5 - 2012-09-06 08:11:57 UTC
William Walker wrote:
I thought it was because goons abused faction warfare and they had thousands of said implant. I might be wrong.


No no. Ppl need to die more.

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7

Fuinionn Matti
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#6 - 2012-09-06 09:17:33 UTC
Oh wow, she was in my corp just last week, thank god it's small and noone was online. :)
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-09-06 14:00:02 UTC
Devil Dodger wrote:
my advanced market analysis has lead me to believe that the drop in price is due to a fundamental decrease in demand.


Shocked

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.

Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#8 - 2012-09-06 15:50:47 UTC
An anonymous sponsor has purchased 10 "ad spots" at the cost of 50 million isk payment. Payment due once 10 "impressions" are completed and confirmed via eve-kill.

Another well known resident of Amarr who also wishes to remain anonymous has provided 80 million isk with no requirements attached.

I still have no set requirements for sponsorship and will consider all offers. I do have some suggestions:
1. Per "impression" sponsorship packages where payment would be performed based solely on the number of implant customers reached by my campaign.
2. "Qualified customer" sponsorship where sponsors would receive leads on high value implant customers who are likely to be seeking new cybernetic enhancements. For example I could forward you the "marketing report" on any business opportunity worth more than 100 million isk.

Support my implant marketing campaign: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1903853#post1903853 Our customer list: http://poachers.mindflood.org/

Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2012-09-06 21:26:09 UTC
There is no less demand but far more supply after Inferno launch. More ppl do faction warfare more LPs are spent for implants.
So prices will continue to drop no matter what you do unless ppl switch to more profitable LP conversion.

All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-09-07 01:50:57 UTC
Maybe I'll finally get those +5s I've heard so much about Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#11 - 2012-09-07 10:49:49 UTC
We are helping you where we can, by podding people...... Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2012-09-08 16:10:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
*lol*

You need a marketing campaign so people give you money so you can pod people,
instead of just doing it, gathering goodrep and have people give you billions of isk without even asking for it.

I wish you luck. ^_^
Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#13 - 2012-09-08 17:05:26 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
*lol*

You need a marketing campaign so people give you money so you can pod people,
instead of just doing it, gathering goodrep and have people give you billions of isk without even asking for it.

I wish you luck. ^_^


i would invest in something like this tbh Blink
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-09-08 18:44:37 UTC
Evolution1979 wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
*lol*

You need a marketing campaign so people give you money so you can pod people,
instead of just doing it, gathering goodrep and have people give you billions of isk without even asking for it.

I wish you luck. ^_^


i would invest in something like this tbh Blink


Sure you would. There are many. I must know. *lol*
I gathered two to three billion isk already ... all donations from people who love what i'm doing.
(and all that money went poof already ...)

These things work and it's great. I just posted, because i thought it's funny he's trying to raise money this way,
while i'm doing it completely differently with the same outcome.

No hard feelings at all. :)
Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#15 - 2012-09-10 13:33:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Devil Dodger
Solstice Project wrote:


Sure you would. There are many. I must know. *lol*
I gathered two to three billion isk already ... all donations from people who love what i'm doing.
(and all that money went poof already ...)

These things work and it's great. I just posted, because i thought it's funny he's trying to raise money this way,
while i'm doing it completely differently with the same outcome.

No hard feelings at all. :)


No reason not to start early. At this point I am entirely sponsor funded.

You certainly do good work in your area. If you are interested in cooperating I am working with a group of like minded gentlemen. This has allowed all of us to become more efficient in our marketing efforts while expanding our potential target market. Unfortunately we do not usually operate in the Hek/Rens area.

Evolution1979 wrote:


i would invest in something like this tbh Blink


And I would appreciate any investments. Convo or mail me if you wish to discuss further.

Support my implant marketing campaign: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1903853#post1903853 Our customer list: http://poachers.mindflood.org/

Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-09-10 14:29:37 UTC
It's a supply problem not demand.
Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#17 - 2012-09-10 16:56:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Devil Dodger
Frostys Virpio wrote:
It's a supply problem not demand.


I like to think it's a demand problem.

Support my implant marketing campaign: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1903853#post1903853 Our customer list: http://poachers.mindflood.org/

Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#18 - 2012-10-13 01:42:00 UTC
I am still looking for sponsors. The good people of Amarr have provided for me but isk is running low and plex prices are high.

Advertising spots are now cheaper than ever.

Support my implant marketing campaign: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1903853#post1903853 Our customer list: http://poachers.mindflood.org/

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2012-10-15 15:03:25 UTC
I will convo you later, if you are still at it.
Devil Dodger
Black-Watch Corporation
Malicious Mineral Hounds
#20 - 2012-10-15 16:00:19 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
I will convo you later, if you are still at it.


Still very much active. I've found Amarr pod quality to be a bit improved as of late. How are things in Hek?

Support my implant marketing campaign: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1903853#post1903853 Our customer list: http://poachers.mindflood.org/

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