Crime & Punishment

Dear Test Alliance Please Ignore, and Goonswarm Federation.

Both your groups of sweaty men and teenage boys seem to be spending quite a large chunk of time posting your views on these and other popular forums.

I cannot possibly stress enough, the level to which nobody cares. Nobody cares about your propaganda, nobody cares that you think you are solely responsible for the success of a successful organisation that is thirty thousand times more successful and pleasant than you are.

Nobody gives a flying angels kitten that you have attained a two thousand organised group of blind sheep being lead by an obnoxious sixteen year old who shouts at his poor mother when his dinner is ready because 'Internet spaceships are serious business'

Nobody cares about your pictures with captions or your killing of high security miners and industrialists.

In twenty years people will remember eve online as a 'legacy' game, a game that was a fun past time. However, nobody will remember 'goonswarm' or 'test alliance' because.. Nobody... Cares.....

Thankyou, and goodnight

I really think this thread could be expanded upon.

Who else here doesn't care and would care to tell us what it is that they don't care about?

I'm sorry lucy that you're an idiotic teenage boy who never will never come into any form of contact with anything female and who lacks any form of companionship, I understand that in your situation any sane person would be pretty angry with themselves.


Dear the test alliance director who spends every waking minute browsing reddit and composing himself as a self righteous child, my english grammar and spelling is excellent thankyou very much. I'm sorry that you had to spend two hours in front of this reply section to think about what you wanted to say and to look up the vocabulary you required to augment your post, the rest of us have lives.

Good Evening,
From: Beachura
Sent: 2012.08.31 22:41
To: W1ldOn3,

I've posted a response in the eve online forums,

In summary:

My english grammar and spelling are impeccable thankyou-very-much. It is clear that you spent hours over a thesaurus checking for vocabulary to augment your appauling post, the rest of us have lives and don't spend every waking second browing reddit and it's subreddits.

I'm also sorry that you think your excuse for a disgusting group of virgin, greasy, backstabbing no-lifers produce more concise posts than the rest of us in crime and punishment, are you blind or do you ever take a look through the CAOD forums?

The posts created by your slaves is disgusting and you should be ashamed.

I really don't care that you're a director, it gives you no more leverage when it is perversely clear that you are childish idiot attempting to act maturely, grow up kid.

You will be blocked because naturally you will be offended by this truthful mail and will simply send back a nasty, hateful rubbish piece of mail including swear words and abuse because it makes you feel more important; if you are desperate to make yourself feel as though you aren't a useless piece of trash (you are), then I'm sure you'll be happy to use an alternate character.

goodbye.