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The Jita Bank | The 1# Virtual Bank Of New Eden

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DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#61 - 2011-10-14 18:03:16 UTC
It's certainly been a rollercoaster month for you, going from wanting to borrow 50 million isk for an exhumer to controlling 4.5 trollian Roll in assets. Your gameplay must be exciting and I would very much like to subscribe to your blog.

Damn nature, you scary!

Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#62 - 2011-10-14 18:11:06 UTC
Chevalleis wrote:
Still waiting for my mail.


Api says it has been sent. Mail me if you still haven't got it.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

Mystri
#63 - 2011-10-14 18:25:58 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Founded by Graphite Vestian, the Jita Bank is a service my primarily designed for those who wish to use their current ISK to develop a steady income.

Done some digging and what a punchline.

Graphite Vestian, a man boy (you will see why later) who has a varied employment background for a one year old character.

Searching through his various recruitment threads and hulk miner purchases we come across this thread, that links to this "well liked" recruitment video; which was uploaded by JJJGGG500 (aka Graphite).

Looking through JJJGGG500's youtube channel you find this gem of a video, of the boy himself singing "I dreamed a dream", awww. I can't help but wonder what exactly he was doing at the start of the video, a knuckle shuffle perhaps?







DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#64 - 2011-10-14 18:34:25 UTC
Mystri wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Founded by Graphite Vestian, the Jita Bank is a service my primarily designed for those who wish to use their current ISK to develop a steady income.

Done some digging and what a punchline.

Graphite Vestian, a man boy (you will see why later) who has a varied employment background for a one year old character.

Searching through his various recruitment threads and hulk miner purchases we come across this thread, that links to this "well liked" recruitment video; which was uploaded by JJJGGG500 (aka Graphite).

Looking through JJJGGG500's youtube channel you find this gem of a video, of the boy himself singing "I dreamed a dream", awww. I can't help but wonder what exactly he was doing at the start of the video, a knuckle shuffle perhaps?


Too....much.....win.

Damn nature, you scary!

Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#65 - 2011-10-14 18:34:50 UTC
Mystri wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Founded by Graphite Vestian, the Jita Bank is a service my primarily designed for those who wish to use their current ISK to develop a steady income.

Done some digging and what a punchline.

Graphite Vestian, a man boy (you will see why later) who has a varied employment background for a one year old character.

Searching through his various recruitment threads and hulk miner purchases we come across this thread, that links to this "well liked" recruitment video; which was uploaded by JJJGGG500 (aka Graphite).

Looking through JJJGGG500's youtube channel you find this gem of a video, of the boy himself singing "I dreamed a dream", awww. I can't help but wonder what exactly he was doing at the start of the video, a knuckle shuffle perhaps?

I'm speechless. How the bloody hell did you find that video of me? And how the bloody hell did you find who my alt was? You bloody nob jockey. The Jita Bank is now closed.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#66 - 2011-10-14 18:37:51 UTC
Quote:
I'm speechless. How the bloody hell did you find that video of me? And how the bloody hell did you find who my alt was? You bloody nob jockey. The Jita Bank is now closed.


Is this Christmas?

Damn nature, you scary!

Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#67 - 2011-10-14 18:38:32 UTC
DelBoy Trades wrote:
Quote:
I'm speechless. How the bloody hell did you find that video of me? And how the bloody hell did you find who my alt was? You bloody nob jockey. The Jita Bank is now closed.


Is this Christmas?


CPP ban this bloody nob jockey. I only wanted isk.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#68 - 2011-10-14 18:40:49 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
DelBoy Trades wrote:
Quote:
I'm speechless. How the bloody hell did you find that video of me? And how the bloody hell did you find who my alt was? You bloody nob jockey. The Jita Bank is now closed.


Is this Christmas?


CPP ban this bloody nob jockey. I only wanted isk.


Ban me? Im curious what's going to happen to the 4.5 trillion under your control?

Do you sing at weddings?

Damn nature, you scary!

Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#69 - 2011-10-14 18:43:55 UTC
DelBoy Trades wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
DelBoy Trades wrote:
Quote:
I'm speechless. How the bloody hell did you find that video of me? And how the bloody hell did you find who my alt was? You bloody nob jockey. The Jita Bank is now closed.


Is this Christmas?


CPP ban this bloody nob jockey. I only wanted isk.


Ban me? Im curious what's going to happen to the 4.5 trillion under your control?

Do you sing at weddings?


It was a bloody scam! I am a poor ************.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#70 - 2011-10-14 18:44:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Luxi Daphiti
Mystri wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Founded by Graphite Vestian, the Jita Bank is a service my primarily designed for those who wish to use their current ISK to develop a steady income.

Done some digging and what a punchline.

Graphite Vestian, a man boy (you will see why later) who has a varied employment background for a one year old character.

Searching through his various recruitment threads and hulk miner purchases we come across this thread, that links to this "well liked" recruitment video; which was uploaded by JJJGGG500 (aka Graphite).

Looking through JJJGGG500's youtube channel you find this gem of a video, of the boy himself singing "I dreamed a dream", awww. I can't help but wonder what exactly he was doing at the start of the video, a knuckle shuffle perhaps?

This video can only begin to describe my reaction. Lol

Kudos to you good sir!
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#71 - 2011-10-14 18:48:02 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
DelBoy Trades wrote:
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
DelBoy Trades wrote:
Quote:
I'm speechless. How the bloody hell did you find that video of me? And how the bloody hell did you find who my alt was? You bloody nob jockey. The Jita Bank is now closed.


Is this Christmas?


CPP ban this bloody nob jockey. I only wanted isk.


Ban me? Im curious what's going to happen to the 4.5 trillion under your control?

Do you sing at weddings?


It was a bloody scam! I am a poor ************.


This is the quickest I've seen someone go from post in MD to them and all related alts on the confirmed scammer list. What a waste of a pilot, hit that character bazaar channel and try again, GL.

Damn nature, you scary!

Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#72 - 2011-10-14 18:49:26 UTC


Is this Christmas?[/quote]

CPP ban this bloody nob jockey. I only wanted isk.[/quote]

Ban me? Im curious what's going to happen to the 4.5 trillion under your control?

Do you sing at weddings?[/quote]

It was a bloody scam! I am a poor ************.[/quote]

This is the quickest I've seen someone go from post in MD to them and all related alts on the confirmed scammer list. What a waste of a pilot, hit that character bazaar channel and try again, GL.[/quote]

I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna back, next time with the Mitanni's corpse in my cargo.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

Elise DarkStar
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#73 - 2011-10-14 18:55:25 UTC
It's heartwarming to see people enjoying the hilarious game of scammer outing.

Well done.
Mystri
#74 - 2011-10-14 19:16:58 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
I'm speechless. How the bloody hell did you find that video of me? And how the bloody hell did you find who my alt was? You bloody nob jockey. The Jita Bank is now closed.

Erm, in your OP post.... which is full of Freudian slips.
DelBoy Trades
Trotter Independent Traders.
Disaster Strikes
#75 - 2011-10-14 19:36:10 UTC
Quote:
I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna back, next time with the Mitanni's corpse in my cargo.


With CCP banning whoever you tell them to, I don't doubt you.

Damn nature, you scary!

Ribaldry
#76 - 2011-10-15 01:17:45 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
We'll be operating and handing out funds in 2014.


I figured out this scam from the first post. He says he'll pay out until 2014, but what he's not telling you is that he's south of the international date line which means he'll be in 2014 before the rest of the world! Surely I can not be the only one to remember the great writings about the time cube...

Also, posting in an epic thread.

.

Adunh Slavy
#77 - 2011-10-15 03:23:07 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Please bring your asshatery somewhere else. This thread was created to advertise a perfectly legitimate Eve Online business. I am here to prove anybody who thinks otherwise wrong.



Since scams are legal play in Eve "legitimate Eve Online business" is not a very good defense.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt

Companion Qube
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2011-10-15 04:14:38 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
None of my previous threads have been scams. Nobody has any proof with suggests otherwise.

Do you have any proof to suggest that they _weren't_ scams? I think our irregular elephant might need to pay you fewer visits if your logic is this bad.
Chevalleis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#79 - 2011-10-15 07:27:19 UTC
What is CPP? Also, my heartful thanks to you Mystri. And who is Mitanni?
Sturmwolke
#80 - 2011-10-15 07:58:08 UTC
Best MD thread in a long time.
Thanks Lol