Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

With the new changes to the Atron, Condor, Executioner and Slasher, OUCH instructors are having a blast.

OUCH students are having a blast too, they just have to do it in the Incursus, Merlin, Rifter or Tormentor.

Poor guys.

Have questions about OUCH? Come stop by our OUCH-UNI channel and ask away. Otherwise, send in your application to begin your training in null-sec survival and PvP.

CCP loves us... I logged into Eve with a Brand New Character last week... CCP sent me an Evemail telling me that OUCH camps in Curse.

What are you waiting for?

Do you want to discover what it feels like to win versus ships that cost 10, 100...
heck.... 1000 times the ones you are flying youreself?

Join OUCH, join the isk war.

I may be interested in joining but I'm curious as to How active u guys are at 2200 Eve time. I live in the us and this is the time I login

Still not sure if we're the real deal?

you can check our killboard: http://artofwar.eve-kill.net, ask our neighbours, or simply fly down to 8g-mqv and check for yourself :)
Join OUCH you won't regret it!

Let me tell you a story about a newby that joined EVE with a brand new account and character.

This newby played a couple of days solo, trying to wrap his mind around the sandbox that EVE represents.
Soon after that he joined a very small PVE corp wich expanded his game experience by a lot.
He trained up for cruisers and not very long after that he flew a battleship, being a Dominix.
After five months of playing he was raping lvl 4 security missions solo in a shiny battleship and thought he was king of the hill doing so.
After all, he now had a proper skill set and knew all to well about EVE-Survival etc. etc. etc.....
But eventually it became a grind, doing the same sh*t over and over and over again.
So he explored other facets of the game, he had a sniff of PI did some exploring, ventured into wormholes.
But he was not satisfied with the game he played because he knew he was missing out on something.
He was actually a bit scared to plunge into the voids of low and 0.0 security space.
So... he did his homework, reading up on the forums, absorbing information, being in recruitment channels to look for corporations that could offer him a training ground and the help he needed so bad.
One day he stumbled upon a recruitment thread of a corporation that offered him a chance to do so.
He was reading the thread carefully because he suspected a catch....
This corporation not only offered an extensive training program, but they did not asked for anything in return.
What was the deal here?... no API requirements, no certain amount of Skill Points requirements, no fees for the course....
Because he was told many times to maintain a certain level of paranoia ingame he thought it was too good to be true.
Reading the thread some more and asking questions in their channel our newby finally joined.
And the corporation? Yes that was the Open University of Celestial Hardship allright.

This newby used to be me if you had not guessed it by now...
I never could have imagined there was so much more in EVE for me to explore.
Participating in PVP in 0.0 security space is a rush, it really gets the adrenaline pumping.
Outsmarting a fellow space pilot in PVP gives so much more satisfaction over owning Angel Extravaganza including the bonus room at lvl 4 for the 100th time....

So if i can make the plunge why cant you? I am a very average MMO player, i do not consider myself elite in EVE.
In fact i consider myself far from it, why? because i am still learning.
Yes i did graduated with OUCH but that does not mean i stopped learning...
Having said that im often amazed by what i now consider bad judgement calls or fvckups even, from the guys i am fighting in Curse.
Wich made me realise that the things concerning PVP im taking for granted now were not so obvious at first.
And you know what?
A lot of information that OUCH handed me down still seems like a magic trick to other PVP'ers overhere.
That includes the older experienced ones.
There is no magic to it, its being aware of what is possible and what is not.

After my graduation i was accepted into the Operations Department of OUCH wich is reserved for permanent members.
Nowadays i am flying alongside the guys that teached me my first classes and yes that still makes me feel proud.
As a matter of fact, last sunday i teached my first class myself.

So let me sum this up for you.

Join OUCH.

Expand your game.

Become more aware.

And have a blast flying in the cold deep voids of 0.0 security space!


P.s. feel free to stop by at out recruitment channel if you still have some questions left. OUCH-UNI

Join OUCH, and learn the techniques that will get you into nullsec. Then, put them into practice by making other people's ships explode. It's a simple formula and a fun one, too.

What are you waiting for?

~ Tempus Fugit... ~