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Los Perros Hermanos 13
ElSuerte Diego Los Perros Hermanos Likes received: 13	#21 - 2012-08-08 03:21:43 UTC Is this the new alchemy they were talking about in the update? How many units of ganker tears do you need to get a unit of miner tears?

Doomheim 226
Cadfael Maelgwyn Doomheim Likes received: 226	#22 - 2012-08-08 03:41:53 UTC 2 ElSuerte Diego wrote: Is this the new alchemy they were talking about in the update? How many units of ganker tears do you need to get a unit of miner tears? I think it's simple chemistry, no alchemy involved. 10 mol of carebear tears and 3 mol of ganker tears react to form a substance known as "Hisec Buff"

Alavaria Fera

GoonWaffe

Likes received: 6,953

#23 - 2012-08-08 03:43:08 UTC

Cadfael Maelgwyn wrote:

ElSuerte Diego wrote:

Is this the new alchemy they were talking about in the update? How many units of ganker tears do you need to get a unit of miner tears?

I think it's simple chemistry, no alchemy involved.

10 mol of carebear tears and 3 mol of ganker tears react to form a substance known as "Hisec Buff"

Oh my, how much Hisec Buff does it make?

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Cadfael Maelgwyn

Doomheim

Likes received: 226

#24 - 2012-08-08 03:49:12 UTC

Alavaria Fera wrote:

Cadfael Maelgwyn wrote:

ElSuerte Diego wrote:

Is this the new alchemy they were talking about in the update? How many units of ganker tears do you need to get a unit of miner tears?

I think it's simple chemistry, no alchemy involved.

10 mol of carebear tears and 3 mol of ganker tears react to form a substance known as "Hisec Buff"

Oh my, how much Hisec Buff does it make?

I'm not quite sure, my observations have yet to form a trend.

It seems to be anywhere from .5 mols to 3 mols. I think there's another factor messing with the stoichiometry.

Bunny Knights 618
Bunnie Hop Bunny Knights Likes received: 618	#25 - 2012-08-08 07:04:19 UTC Gah, why do you feel the need to keep making these posts? Get over it already.

Ultramar Independent Contracting 1,761
Inxentas Ultramar Ultramar Independent Contracting Likes received: 1,761	#26 - 2012-08-08 07:22:42 UTC I think it evens out as the same Carebear Moments probably keep a lot of people subscribed.

Kryss Darkdust

The Skulls

Likes received: 256

#27 - 2012-08-08 07:51:20 UTC

Well since we are sharing here is a moment I experianced about a year ago that made me chuckle

Flying in a blockade runner through low sec gates I stumble across a bunch of pirates dry humping a gate. These aren't exact quotes but the conversation went something like this after I broke the camp.

Pirate: You got so lucky you noob, who the hell fits 3 freaking warp stabs on a Occator. Thats a **** fit

Me: It worked didn't it

Pirate: Its a garbage ship made for noobs who don't know how to play this game, you didn't do ****, CCP did it for you.

Me: I'll be sure to send them a thank you card

Pirate: Keep talking **** nub and I will have my guys war dec your **** stain of a corp

Me: (Sends him the ISK for to cover the war dec cost), Here you go pencil ****, so you don't have an execuse not to do it.

Pirate: **** You

The war dec never came naturally.

See... Pirates can be cry babies too.

The reality of Eve is that, if you don't love it like it is today, you should probobly go ahead and unsub.

Frying Doom

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#28 - 2012-08-08 07:55:47 UTC

Kryss Darkdust wrote:

Strangely I had almost the same experience and conversation.
Some pirates are not very bright (Like some miners), if you are moving cargo you don't want to be stopped, that and you are not as heavily armed as them.

Wonder if it would be the same thing if there was an industrial absolutely teaming with guns? lol.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!

Jace Errata

Caldari Provisions

Caldari State

Likes received: 522

#29 - 2012-08-08 07:57:41 UTC

Kryss Darkdust wrote:

So, was your ship worth more or less than the cost of the wardec?

tweeten

One day they woke me up so I could live forever

It's such a shame the same will never happen to you

Kryss Darkdust

The Skulls

Likes received: 256

#30 - 2012-08-08 08:08:06 UTC

I don't recall what the Occator cost back than, it was cheaper than it is now, but no the War Dec cost fee was a joke and strictly speaking ISK was less of an issue back than, I was quite wealthy at the time.

But I wasn't suprised they didn't war dec me though, god forbid they have to leave their precious gate.

The reality of Eve is that, if you don't love it like it is today, you should probobly go ahead and unsub.

The Scope 475
Irya Boone The Scope Likes received: 475	#31 - 2012-08-08 09:21:52 UTC pfiouuuu i'm in before the lock \0/ i did it CCP it's time to remove Off Grid Boost and Put Them on Killmail too, add Logi on killmails .... Open that damn door !! you shall all bow and pray BoB

Suddenly Forums ForumKings

Doomheim

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#32 - 2012-08-08 19:57:11 UTC

Kryss Darkdust wrote:

The pirate just experienced a carebear moment.

Scope Works 32,337
Anslo Scope Works Likes received: 32,337	#33 - 2012-08-08 20:06:20 UTC Best new topic. 10/10. Would read again. [center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation 204
Christy D Floyd Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation Likes received: 204	#34 - 2012-08-08 20:27:16 UTC I dont believe it now I want to gank myself. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Doomheim 31
Maddie Gunslinger Doomheim Likes received: 31	#35 - 2012-08-08 20:27:34 UTC The irony... mind blown... What? No...

Kheeria

Imperial Shipment

Amarr Empire

Likes received: 20

#36 - 2012-08-09 05:07:53 UTC

Alavaria Fera wrote:

Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:

Miner: GOON YOU GANKED MY HULK
Ganker: I'm not a goon im in nulli
Miner: BRING IT ON GOONIE!
Ganker: U MAD BRO!
Miner: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

What is nulli up to nowadays ?

They were in venal shooting us a few days ago, dunno if they gave up and went back to FW. I just shoot all the things.

Anukar 314
Arkturus McFadden Anukar Likes received: 314	#37 - 2012-08-09 05:17:41 UTC My brain is trying to understand what just happened.

Valentius Corporation Valentius Corporation Alliance 448
Aurelius Valentius Valentius Corporation Valentius Corporation Alliance Likes received: 448	#38 - 2012-08-09 06:26:18 UTC \| Edited by: Aurelius Valentius Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote: hulk is mining in a belt ...Carebear Moment + Carebear Synthesis = Forum Disaster Summarize...UMadBro? [He's mad] - Ganker tears ARE the Sweetest Tears... Ganker + Forum Post + stupid post = Ganker Mad. ...

Doomheim 122
Torvin Yulus Doomheim Likes received: 122	#39 - 2012-08-31 19:07:30 UTC because ccp hates the golem im a pubby and im proud

Machiavellian Space Bastards 28,489
Jonah Gravenstein Machiavellian Space Bastards Likes received: 28,489	#40 - 2012-08-31 19:11:10 UTC Lady Spank wrote: This is possibly the most idiotic rubbish I have read in some time. Ironically it's the most sense I've seen the OP make in a post. In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. New Player FAQ Feyd's Survival Pack