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BSTRS: We fly them so you don't have to
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Buster Killington
Buster's Salvage Transport and Recycling Service
#1 - 2012-08-29 18:44:43 UTC
Buster's Salvage Transport and Recycling Service is open for business. Some time ago, we realized that many of the more nefarious residents of high sec don't always have the skills or equipment to take advantage of every situation that they encounter. If you've "found" an empty ship that you can't fly, we might be able to help. (Capital ships are the exception; I might be able to find you a cap pilot, but do not have one at the moment.) If you're getting ready to pop a fleet of exhumers and don't have a salvager, we can clean up so that you (and we) profit off your work instead of someone else. In the past month, BSTRS has recovered three derelict Orcas and two Exhumers. We've salvaged more than a billion isk in PVP wrecks that would otherwise have been left for the vultures. And we're just getting started.

We charge 25% of the market value of any derelict ships recovered, including ships in an Orca's SMA. There's no charge for the contents of the cargo bay, because we're either generous or too lazy to do math. Maybe both. Any salvage will be sold to you at 25% the market value at the nearest trade hub. Alternatively, we will pay you 50% the value of salvage or ships if you don't want to go the trouble of transporting and selling them yourself.

Contact KromTheDestroyer if you have a job for us, as he's most likely to be online. US timezone.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-08-29 19:03:46 UTC
Wait, that character is a guy right? Good job on that, I actually had to bring it up big and then look at it and think. I think it's a guy, the hairline looks like a male hairline

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
KromTheDestroyer
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#3 - 2012-08-29 19:34:09 UTC  |  Edited by: KromTheDestroyer
We steal all the things.

Buster didn't mention the unanchoring POS towers. We'll collect those, as well.

edit: confirming Buster is a dude with a troll portrait.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-08-29 20:25:11 UTC
These dudes have done some excellent work for us in the past.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Lady Katherine Devonshire
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#5 - 2012-08-30 04:56:20 UTC
I assume that, as par for those course, you have plenty of Noctis pilots who can be hired to follow around fleets and clean up after them? That's always in high demand, naturally, and could be your bread & butter (if less exciting). I'd even go so far as having your Noctis crew fly through security mission-hub systems and periodically advertise their services in local when between jobs, as I'm sure you will net a lot of good business that way.

The sound of the Amarrian heart
Buster Killington
Buster's Salvage Transport and Recycling Service
#6 - 2012-08-30 06:00:12 UTC
Lady Katherine Devonshire wrote:
I assume that, as par for those course, you have plenty of Noctis pilots who can be hired to follow around fleets and clean up after them? That's always in high demand, naturally, and could be your bread & butter (if less exciting). I'd even go so far as having your Noctis crew fly through security mission-hub systems and periodically advertise their services in local when between jobs, as I'm sure you will net a lot of good business that way.

That sounds...boring.

We're interested in abetting crime, not enabling carebears.
jimmyjam
Fire Mandrill
#7 - 2012-08-30 17:35:31 UTC
Buster Killington wrote:
Buster's Salvage Transport and Recycling Service is open for business. Some time ago, we realized that many of the more nefarious residents of high sec don't always have the skills or equipment to take advantage of every situation that they encounter. If you've "found" an empty ship that you can't fly, we might be able to help. (Capital ships are the exception; I might be able to find you a cap pilot, but do not have one at the moment.) If you're getting ready to pop a fleet of exhumers and don't have a salvager, we can clean up so that you (and we) profit off your work instead of someone else. In the past month, BSTRS has recovered three derelict Orcas and two Exhumers. We've salvaged more than a billion isk in PVP wrecks that would otherwise have been left for the vultures. And we're just getting started.

We charge 25% of the market value of any derelict ships recovered, including ships in an Orca's SMA. There's no charge for the contents of the cargo bay, because we're either generous or too lazy to do math. Maybe both. Any salvage will be sold to you at 25% the market value at the nearest trade hub. Alternatively, we will pay you 50% the value of salvage or ships if you don't want to go the trouble of transporting and selling them yourself.

Contact KromTheDestroyer if you have a job for us, as he's most likely to be online. US timezone.

Your sexy, do you provide space sex?