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The "Mittens" Mitt Mittani...
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Aurelius Valentius
Valentius Corporation
Valentius Corporation Alliance
#1 - 2012-08-28 23:39:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Aurelius Valentius
I was reading the www.themittani.com and I was stuck with the question on reading the contents there in... much like reading Karl Popper... if you follow that one.

My question IS... IF "The Mittens" was a biblical character, WHICH ONE WOULD HE BE? AND WHY!!!! *dah dah daaaaa...*

* This is directed at the toon and persona of "The Mittens" and not the person/player... so no "ad hominem" attacks... this is simply a fun little post to roast our favorite "Fearless Leader" of EVE... and no I am not a Goon Alt...lol.
Jim Era
#2 - 2012-08-28 23:41:37 UTC
I'd say he was the talking ass of Saul.
Because he is wise...where nobody expects it.

Wat™
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#3 - 2012-08-28 23:42:54 UTC
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
and now I am not a Goon Alt...lol.

But you were before? How does alt? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
gulftobay
Mesotopia
#4 - 2012-08-28 23:43:36 UTC
God these forums are awful.
Aurelius Valentius
Valentius Corporation
Valentius Corporation Alliance
#5 - 2012-08-28 23:45:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Aurelius Valentius
Karl Hobb wrote:
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
and now I am not a Goon Alt...lol.

But you were before? How does alt? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Maybe I am "Der Mittens" but I doubt it... you could check my API or posts... and figure it out, but not a Goon here...
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#6 - 2012-08-28 23:51:12 UTC
I don't know much bible stuff, having never actually picked one up, but I did watch The Ten Commandments when I was a kid.

Mittens sure ain't no Moses, so I guess I am simply going to have to let this one slide.

Mr Epeen Cool
Zenos Ebeth
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-08-28 23:59:17 UTC
I now wonder if this mittani website was just a ploy to get everyone on the forums to talk about him.

Bad posts are not welcome on these forums.  -CCP Falcon
Charles Baker
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-08-29 00:01:26 UTC
Zenos Ebeth wrote:
I now wonder if this mittani website was just a ploy to get everyone on the forums to talk about him.


I have that this causes his Ego to expand to such a level his head explodes.
Fatbottom Girl
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-08-29 00:04:57 UTC
Guys I'm gonna let you in on a little known secret.

Mittens is actually a cat.

A cat in a wheelchair. Shocked
MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#10 - 2012-08-29 00:18:40 UTC  |  Edited by: MeBiatch
i would say he would be one of the people in Sodom Gomorrah who wanted to bugger the angel on its way to visiting lot (who was Abrahams brother).....

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#11 - 2012-08-29 00:27:51 UTC
Fatbottom Girl wrote:
Guys I'm gonna let you in on a little known secret.

Mittens is actually a cat.

A cat in a wheelchair. Shocked


Proof

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#12 - 2012-08-29 00:31:15 UTC
MeBiatch wrote:
i would say he would be one of the people in Sodom Gomorrah who wanted to bugger the angel on its way to visiting lod (who was Abrahams brother).....

Now, I know you're a terrible poster who can't spell for **** but, for the life of me, I can't figure out whether you're talking about "Zod" or "Lot".

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#13 - 2012-08-29 00:41:04 UTC  |  Edited by: MeBiatch
Karl Hobb wrote:
MeBiatch wrote:
i would say he would be one of the people in Sodom Gomorrah who wanted to bugger the angel on its way to visiting lod (who was Abrahams brother).....

Now, I know you're a terrible poster who can't spell for **** but, for the life of me, I can't figure out whether you're talking about "Zod" or "Lot".


its lot... i was going from memory and really did not want to look up in the tanakh to figure it out...

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#14 - 2012-08-29 01:15:41 UTC
He was probably saul, cause only Jesus could knock sense into the mittani.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-08-29 02:06:53 UTC
gulftobay wrote:
God these forums are awful.



Theres a goon joke here somewhere.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Yokai Mitsuhide
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-08-29 02:07:35 UTC
Aurelius Valentius wrote:
I was reading the www.themittani.com


That's as far as I got.
I hope you learned from your mistake so it doesn't happen again.
Ghazu
#17 - 2012-08-29 03:19:40 UTC
god or jesus i guess lol christians

http://www.minerbumping.com/ lol what the christ https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2299984#post2299984
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-08-29 03:26:51 UTC
The Bible is true and everyone who doesn't believe so will burn in hell forever.
This entails being forced to fight Guristas in a Marauder for all eternity, no ECCM allowed.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
foxnod
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-08-29 03:36:10 UTC
Raiz Nhell
State War Academy
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-08-29 03:36:52 UTC
Well since the character Mittani is a figment of someones imagination constructed in Eve...

Then his character could be anyone in the bible, since its a figment of someones imagination constructed on paper...

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.
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