Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

What you can expect from Sniggwaffe:
We are a PvP training corp, and the recruitment corp for Sniggerdly. There's no passive aggression here. You screw up you will be told about it in no uncertain terms. This is how you get better. The reason most people are as bad as they are is because, either no-one tells them, or they refuse to accept it. That doesn’t fly here in either way.
We couldn’t care less how awesome you think you are because, when you get in here, you start at zero. In fact, from our eyes, the only thing different between most carebears and so-called "elite PvPers" is the fact that the carebears we recruit at least know how bad they are. So yeah, we will take people from all sorts of different backgrounds, tear them down to nothing, and build them up to something that may one day be worth Sniggs interest. Don't expect to get into Snigg, not everyone does, and a lot get trolled out or get their caps awoxed because they are terrible. There are only a handful of people in EvE that can get in directly, and most of them are already there. This is the only way for anyone else.

That said you WILL get better at PvP if you run with us. If you are willing to STFU and learn this will probably be the best time you have ever had in EvE, and if you have a good attitude you will find we are an awesome group of guys. Our pilots don't sit around all day writing whiney posts about how EvE is dying. This is because we are having an incredibly fun time killing it.

We do it all, belt piracy, gate camping, ransoming, sentry tanking, sniping, fleet ops, and small gangs, both in 0.0 and empire. Expect regular roams of all varieties, including Nano, frigate and TI derproams, Bomber support, Black ops drops, and blockading hostile home systems. Do all this and more with excellent logistics (buy ships in Jita on an alt, delivery next day in home system).

---0% ship reimbursement policy. You lose something it's on you. Moreover if you lose something in a dumb way and it is poorly fit you will get made fun of and also not get reimbursed.

This is NOT AN ALT CORP. I will not be accepting known alts from any major corporations in EVE. If you happen to have an alt char who keeps a low profile somewhere and just makes a little isk on the side that is fine, but if we find out that you are actively PvP'ing or involved in politics with your other character then you will be promptly removed from Snigg/Sniggwaffe.


What we will expect from you:
Seriously zero attitude. If you were actually as good at PvP as you think you are someone in PL would already have boosh-vouched you into their corp. You are coming to waffles because you are terrible and you want to get better. Flat out that's the only attitude you get to have.
Previous PvP experience is a plus, but like I said it's not mandatory because most of you PvPers are absolutely terrible and that experience is just as often a detriment as it is a benefit.

-100% commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp.
-Skin. 90% of you body mass should be skin. If you get butthurt easily go join EveUni.
-Fat wallet. We are not a ratting corp. We don't do weekend PvP. We do full time PvP and you will lose ships and you will be expected to replace them. You will need to have a steady source of income and a lot of it.
-Scamming is not allowed in sniggwaffe, scamming with an out of corp alt that can be linked back to sniggwaffe is not allowed
-Stealing from the corp or other members is not allowed

Requirements:
*Minimum of 5 million skill points
*Must be able to fly a stealth bomber with a bomb launcher.
*Must be able to jump clone when requested.
*Working microphone
*Mumble installed
*Active on IRC client and available to listen for ‘pings’ to log in for fleets
*High-security API key
*Willing to actually play EVE and play it with other Waffles
*Willingness to go -10 sec status.
*Willingness to undock and PvP and to learn while doing so
*T1 cruiser and frigate skills are required, any further TII ship skills (especially bombers) are a major plus

Join us in our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and read the MОTD for more informаtіon on how to join

It is indeed the place. Whether or not your goal is to end up in a PL corp, the pvp is good and the community just owns. You won't regret the move if you join wafflebros.

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boy you shoulda known by now, eazy does it

For the record, this man is a "waffle graduate". So yes, it happens.

ed: kinda mad I couldnt get him in Snigg, too :colbert:

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MY NAME IS GROGOTH DREM

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truly awesome corp. people are cool to each other and there's a lot of PvP going on in all ways imaginable.

hop in and join the fun

About Sniggwaffe

Sniggwaffe leverages core skillsets and world-class synergy through sodomy to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e‑business application product suite e‑solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the sodomy-readiness capabilities of their e‑commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

Our Vision

SWIGG is committed to empowering the integrated dynamic e‑compatibility environment of the incremental e‑modular criteria e‑performance basis while also creating and ensuring high standards of excellence through engineering dynamic e‑services based on the e‑synergy of core innovative e‑systems and the utilization of trusted platform models in cooperation with enterprise models, ensuring a high level of e‑satisfaction while providing our customers with the sexual experience that they so richly deserve.

The Sniggwaffe Experience

Ensuring a high level of satisfaction among our customers is an integral component of the experience that is uniquely SWIGG. SWIGG aims to incentivize scalable e‑markets as part of a company-wide e‑synchronization strategy to increase customer satisfaction with quality control services and improve experiences with our products, programs, and homosexual e‑services.

Our Mission

Sniggwaffe is committed to maintaining a dynamic integrated quality and systematic system that drives business growth, meets the changing erotic desires of customers, employees, business partners, corporate sponsors, and suppliers. We demonstrate integrity, respect and confidence with all our vendors and associates in pursuit of fair business practices to ensure timely delivery of affordable products of the highest possible quality to our customers. We believe in responsible corporate citizenship and place a substantial focus on conserving our environment.

Why Choose Waffles?

Since its founding, Sniggwaffe has been focusing on how it can gratify customers. With our many years of experience in the field, we are continuously innovating new ways to meet our customers expectations and to fulfill our customers salacious desires to the fullest of our ability. Every action that our employees take and every decision that our staff makes is taken and made with the customer in mind.