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Caldarians are UGLY!!!

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Ruby Amatucci
Tomorrowland Orphanage
#121 - 2012-08-25 03:21:02 UTC
Vikarion wrote:
I'm still around, Ruby.


And I miss you.
Valdezi
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#122 - 2012-08-25 03:22:42 UTC
I find that the short hairstyles favoured by Caldari men don't do much for their manliness. If they grew their hair to a civilised length, it might make them more virile.


Caellach Marellus wrote:


It's countered by the Achuran race, who have some of the most beautiful women I've seen to boast of.


Achuran women are amazing.

David Estarra
Starside Lost
#123 - 2012-08-25 09:59:59 UTC
With all due respect, I have to disagree here. I mean, look at me!

There's nothing quite like getting your paws on a big, beefy Caldari, especially in the uniforms... *swoons*

Although they're just as nice out of them...

[IMG]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/ChrisW73/DSigFinal.jpg[/IMG]

Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#124 - 2012-08-25 10:12:43 UTC
Well, if something, you do seem to have one of the most realistic portraits. Definitely catches the eye.
Benteen
Atra Mortis Industries
#125 - 2012-08-25 13:41:29 UTC
Why do you say I'm ugly because I happen to be Caldari?
terzslave
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#126 - 2012-08-25 13:44:55 UTC
Excuse me?
Sebastien Starstrider
Everything You Know and Love is Forfeit
#127 - 2012-08-25 15:43:52 UTC
Malcolm Khross wrote:
Lass, I've never paid much attention to Caldari men.

We do reproduce however, so unless women are just laying down and doing their "duty," I imagine we're attractive to at least a few of you out there.

Or it might just be a lot of alcohol...


I thought that was how Caldari mating rituals usually worked? Are you saying there's more to the Caldari mating practices than duty alone?
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#128 - 2012-08-25 16:05:59 UTC
Pierre Echerie wrote:
My Dear Diana, if you haven't noticed, that post was full of irony...

Just in case, though, look up my own thoughts on democracy and all that. Or don't - it's your right to choose whether to bother, anyway.

Sir, you shouldn't joke about this matter, because your compatriots are, actually, doing what you have told. And it is each eco- and social system's duty to turn them back.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#129 - 2012-08-25 17:07:33 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

Sir, you shouldn't joke about this matter, because your compatriots are, actually, doing what you have told. And it is each eco- and social system's duty to turn them back.


My dear lady, if you look deep enough, you may notice similar elements in Caldari. One could argue that your first post here shows some reliance on stereotypes and a strong prejudice towards my persona. That's ok, I can fully understand that a war hero sees a gallente (maybe even a target?) first, and a person later.

But you must understand that there are people in all the four races, for whom there is nothing but a certain goal, and they are blind to other things beside it. Have you not seen some amarrans, who consider any atheist or 'heretic' below their standard for 'human'? Those that think every non-amarr should be converted, enslaved or reclaimed, no matter what the other person may stand for?

Have you not seen some matari, equally as obsessed about killing any amarr they see in their bloody path? Even if the person before them may well be the advocate for releasing slaves? They won't listen or even bother to see who that person is, it's "shoot first".

There are, of course, plenty of gallente that indeed think freedom is absolute, infallible notion. But they often mistake that for liberty, which, in turn, cannot be reached without democracy (according to them). A gross mistake in my opinion, and a dangerous one, but such is life. And, it seems, the less people know about politics, the more vocal and persuasive they are to the undereducated masses.

As for being serious - life is not worth a broken dime, if you need to wear that long face every time you leave your home. Maybe it is possible to live like that, but I find a little mirth here and there makes living nicer, no matter what state or regime you live in.

As for this thread, I think you are another proof to the fallacy of its original statement. If only you lightened up a bit. Blink

Ok, shutting up, don't want to upset you. Soon I will be much too scared to undock, and Tali is going to hand me my arse for not doing the shipping. Lol
Rhiannon Dellacorte
Liberty Vanguard
#130 - 2012-08-25 18:50:26 UTC
Caellach Marellus wrote:
It's countered by the Achuran race, who have some of the most beautiful women I've seen to boast of.


Achurans are probably the only ladies I'd consider going gay for.


On to my assessments!

Marellus needs to get out of the shadows so I can get a good look at him. Preliminary assessment says: Possibly hot.

Drengist is too scowly for me. Loosen up those eyebrows and smile more.

Vikarion has the same problem as Marellus so I have to come to the same conclusion: Possibly hot.

Verone actually has an effeminate facial structure, which is either neatly obscured or clashes terribly with his hairstyle, piercings, clothing, and freakish height. Conclusion? Married, so it doesn't matter.

Valdezi could smile more too but otherwise, pretty cute.

Estarra could stand to grow his hair out more. Kinda cute.

Benteen looks boring. I think its the hairstyle.

Slave is creepy and gross. Moving on.

Starstrider isn't too bad, although I don't normally go for dreds.

Rules of Acquisition #261

A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#131 - 2012-08-25 19:29:29 UTC
Pierre Echerie wrote:
As for this thread, I think you are another proof to the fallacy of its original statement. If only you lightened up a bit. Blink
Im a soldier, not some kind of pretty toy to be looked at and enjoyed. However, if you think that i need to lighten up, why don't you come and see how im training? I insist.
And don't forget your insurance.
You will need it.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#132 - 2012-08-25 19:48:50 UTC
That's what I was talking about. You still do view me as a potential enemy, and you most likely will continue to do so. Suit yourself.


And you probably didn't get my words. What I mean is not that you should be some eye candy and all that, but that you merely shouldn't be so obsessed about being a soldier that you disregard everything else as non-important. Ah well, who am I to preach to you...



As for that invitation, I'm not even signed up for militia, and not very likely to do so in any foreseeable future. So, unless you are perfectly ok with killing a civilian who never flies anything nastier than an Atron, well, you can usually find me flying around Jita.
Paul Oliver
Doomheim
#133 - 2012-08-25 21:38:58 UTC
Pierre Echerie wrote:
What I mean is not that you should be some eye candy and all that, but that you merely shouldn't be so obsessed about being a soldier that you disregard everything else as non-important.
In other words, "why sooo sirius"? Lol
Its good to be [Gallente](http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1209/QEQlJ.jpg).
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#134 - 2012-08-25 21:42:27 UTC
Now you didnt get me.
I am not interested in blowing up your shi...p, and Im not considering someone an enemy unless hostile intentions are shown or obvious.
I want to see what YOU can bring against taistoiitsu disciple.
I want to see how YOU can workout.
FATTY!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#135 - 2012-08-25 21:59:20 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
FATTY!


There we go again. Judging people only by what they can do at the cockpit. Ah well...
If you haven't figured it out yet, I fly spreadsheets, not ships. But you can call me names, if it makes you feel better. I don't really mind.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#136 - 2012-08-25 22:23:34 UTC
Pierre Echerie wrote:
There we go again. Judging people only by what they can do at the cockpit. Ah well...
If you haven't figured it out yet, I fly spreadsheets, not ships. But you can call me names, if it makes you feel better. I don't really mind.

I said, I don't care about your ship, what your fly and what you can do at your cockpit.
I want your fat butt HERE AND NOW.
I will show you who needs to lighten up.
But if you insist, I will blow up your ship too.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Mara Black
Dreamseeker Industries
#137 - 2012-08-25 22:25:13 UTC
I have no shortage of suitors.

However, maybe in comparison to other cultures many fellow Caldari like to express their attractiveness in less-than-obvious-physical way. I find a man who presents his case with conviction in a boardroom meeting very attractive for example.
Caellach Marellus
Stormcrows
#138 - 2012-08-25 22:30:40 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
The Civire can be very attractive, and the characteristic jawline certainly helps!


On the same grounds your overdose of blusher, eyeliner and lipstick is characteristic?

When your gut instincts tell you something is wrong, trust them. When your heart tells you something is right, ignore it, check with your brain first. Accept nothing, challenge everything.

Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#139 - 2012-08-25 22:34:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Makkal Hanaya
Pierre Echerie wrote:
As for this thread, I think you are another proof to the fallacy of its original statement. If only you lightened up a bit. BlinkLol


Her intensity is part of her charm.

Diana Kim wrote:
I want your fat butt HERE AND NOW.

Good luck, Pierre. I am sure any children born of this union will have the best of both worlds.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.

Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#140 - 2012-08-25 22:47:27 UTC
I am afraid such union will bring only bruises and broken limbs.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.