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You Can't Spell "ConsPiraCy" without "CCP"
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Fix Lag
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2011-10-13 03:27:50 UTC
Remember when they came out with the Dominion trailer? Remember how it was the English-speakers vs. the funny accents guys in the beginning?

Remember how the Russians came in with their supercaps at the end and owned everything?

Yeah, it's a CCP conspiracy. They knew from the get-go that the Russians were going to build the largest super fleet and just rapeface any group in their way with overwhelming firepower. They knew that supers were going to become the trumpcard/endgame/swiss army knife of the game. They knew the game was going to die and so they decided to kill it off in a spectacular fashion filled with tears and Machiavellian drama.

They knew. They planned it this way.



...



If you believe any of this you're an idiot. But that's not the point of this thread. The point of this thread is, CCP is not going to get their balancing changes right this winter, and they're going to leave it that way for another 2 years before doing anything. Because that's what an :excellent: :iteration: is. Just look back at this thread in :18 months: and see if I've lied to you.

CCP mostly sucks at their job, but Veritas is a pretty cool dude.
Fix Lag
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2011-10-13 03:31:22 UTC
I totally forgot to add a link to the Dominion trailer so you can see for yourself. Whoops.

CCP mostly sucks at their job, but Veritas is a pretty cool dude.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#3 - 2011-10-13 04:01:07 UTC
One of the best trailers ever imho.

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Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-10-13 04:03:13 UTC
tears for the change... tears against the change... tears for not being hard enough... tears for being too hard...

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stoicfaux
#5 - 2011-10-13 04:15:32 UTC
Fix Lag wrote:

They knew. They planned it this way.



...



If you believe any of this you're an idiot. But that's not the point of this thread. The point of this thread is, CCP is not going to get their balancing changes right this winter, and they're going to leave it that way for another 2 years before doing anything. Because that's what an :excellent: :iteration: is. Just look back at this thread in :18 months: and see if I've lied to you.




But, but... The Prophecy! The White Witch.. always winter but never Christmas...?

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BLACK-STAR
#6 - 2011-10-13 04:44:03 UTC  |  Edited by: BLACK-STAR
btw OP I've got this screenshot of prob you, took it ages ago pre incarna and noticed it taking useless hdd up. you can have it.

we've known about lag for years. You should shake a magic 8-ball and that'll give you a better concise answer than CCP will reply about a fix.
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#7 - 2011-10-13 04:49:30 UTC
Is it coincidence that the former Soviet Union was known by the acronym CCCP (Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик)? Blink

Yeeee! 
Fix Lag
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2011-10-13 06:15:48 UTC
Kehro Urgus wrote:
Is it coincidence that the former Soviet Union was known by the acronym CCCP (Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик)? Blink



...Yes?

CCP mostly sucks at their job, but Veritas is a pretty cool dude.
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#9 - 2011-10-13 08:38:44 UTC
Fun Fact: In the trailer they say: "Target that supercarrier", but this was while they were still known as Motherships.

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Fix Lag
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2011-10-13 21:19:52 UTC
At least they depicted the carrier getting repped going down in seconds correctly.

CCP mostly sucks at their job, but Veritas is a pretty cool dude.
Simetraz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2011-10-13 21:47:07 UTC
Maybe.

I am just wondering how long till the drone regions are made like all the others.

With system upgrades there really is no reason for drones to drop minerals anymore.
Maybe they should just give ISK rewards now like the rest of EVE.

EVERYBODY KNOWS
Fix Lag
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2011-10-13 21:48:05 UTC
Yup.

CCP mostly sucks at their job, but Veritas is a pretty cool dude.
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-10-13 22:55:42 UTC
You also can't spell conspiracy without "piracy".

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Fix Lag
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2011-10-13 23:15:01 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
You also can't spell conspiracy without "piracy".


You can't spell "Lyris Nairn" without "awesome"

CCP mostly sucks at their job, but Veritas is a pretty cool dude.
adopt
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2011-10-13 23:17:35 UTC
ICWATUDIDTHER
Illyena Rovask
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-11-12 08:42:49 UTC
Fix Lag wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
You also can't spell conspiracy without "piracy".


You can't spell "Lyris Nairn" without "awesome"

Lyris Nairn for spacebook president
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2011-11-12 08:44:27 UTC
I guess i read this one already, not sure if it was in the "old" forum.

It even get similar thread "name"
leviticus ander
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2011-11-12 10:34:31 UTC
I did find it humorous when I was watching those a few weeks back then saw that and thought of all the crap that just went down.
Caldari Citizen 786478786
#19 - 2011-11-12 11:19:22 UTC
Also worth noting, you can't spell "Fix Lag" without "F A G".
Ay Liz
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-11-12 11:41:41 UTC
Fix Lag wrote:
Kehro Urgus wrote:
Is it coincidence that the former Soviet Union was known by the acronym CCCP (Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик)? Blink



...Yes?


I don't believe in coincidences.