Wormholes

EE did just assault TOHA's wormhole, and that carrier looks travel-fit...maybe it was a leftover from the invasion?

One boring day we found a pos with a few active pilots including one in a thanny.
For the hell of it we decided to put a bait drake on the sun and make him pretend he's scanning around.

Then this happened http://useless.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14354070

Looked like a missclicked fleet warp with alts, we laughed for a long time.

Just remove the amp; it sticks in the url after you click the link.

I failed today. Had a Prophecy running an anom in a c2. I tackled him in my Sacrilege and then it happened....he outran me.

I'm rofling at the image of a Prophecy "running" away from anything :D

(Reposted from our forums; original author FuagoPantalones)


T'was the hours before downtime, and all through the hole
Not a cloaky was stirring, not even a Probe.
The sentries were anchored by the bubbled array
In hopes that 4U could be held off at bay


The barges were mining, secure in their grav
Where asteroids of Bistot were all ours to have
And Cold Moon in their C5 far from our hole
Will settle for T3's and stroking some pole

When out in the ether there arose such a clatter
A claxon of shields showed what was the matter
Away to my POS I flew in a flash
T'was too late as my Hull it was dashed!


(Retriever: http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14463062
Pod: http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14463063 )


The Moon hung behind our new shiny tower
Unconcerned with the rapecage to come in the hour
When, what to my eyes should appear,
But two tiny bombers, with nothing to fear.

Two horny old pilots, with lust in their eyes
I saw in a moment their bombs in the sky
More rapid than Raptors their payload did fly
They grunted and moaned as I started to cry

"So tender, so supple, your Helios is
So quickly and wiley but giant your sig!
Just lean back and take it against that thar wall
We promise to be gentle, we're not lying at all."


( Helios: http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14462818
Pod: http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14462815 )


As Oracles did circle about in the sky
When met with an obstacle, my beams in their eyes
They laughed and they shrugged and unzipped their pants
At my POS full of toys, but my stront it was scant!

And then, in a twinkling, I heard in my ear
The notice of Evemail, my POS' timer was near!
And I spinned in my station, ship turning around
Down in my butthole ColdMoon came with a bound.

They were dressed all in leather, rubber, and chain
And their faces contorted from the tears of my pain
A bundle of Toys (Illegal in Alabama) they flung from their packs
And glinted like pedos as they emptied their sacks.

Some other **** that Fuego
Doesn't feel much like saying
So he'll get to the last verse
and **** You, my rhythm is flaying


( Tower: http://talun.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14465020 )


They sprang from my wormhole, their work it was finished
And flew all away to leave me diminished
But I heard them exclaim as they flew out of sight
"Welcome to Eve, your ass sure was tight!"

Wow
EDIT: Pos kill?

Did they not bother bringing any logistics?

They supposedly had 4 guardians but were getting 1-2 shot by the dread. ~45 minute fight.

All Battleships :|

Not fitted out properly to jam loki either.