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Caldarians are UGLY!!!
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Talisa Latarien
Dark Tempest Enterprises
#81 - 2012-08-24 18:25:20 UTC
Are we really that icy? Smile
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#82 - 2012-08-24 18:25:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Xercodo
Here is a Caldari friend that did a pretty damn good job with hers.

And just in case no one else mentioned (cause I haven't read this whole thing) it's...

Amarrian
Matari
Gallentean
Caldari

Caldari is an odd one that can be spelled the same way no matter what tense you use it in.

Edit: yes her Gallentean background is ironic, she liked the green...

The Drake is a Lie
stupidsexyflanders
Destruction Incorporated
#83 - 2012-08-24 18:28:17 UTC
Talisa Latarien wrote:
Are we really that icy? Smile


I cant speak for all but some...yes. did you not read past icy lol? i did give compliment
Talisa Latarien
Dark Tempest Enterprises
#84 - 2012-08-24 18:35:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Talisa Latarien
stupidsexyflanders wrote:

I cant speak for all but some...yes. did you not read past icy lol? i did give compliment


I did read it, and thanks for that compliment on behalf all the Caldari Smile

What I meant is that perhaps we are more speaking business than flirting, but, as Malcolm Khross mentioned here earlier, if all was so bad, then why are we not extinct as a people? Lol

And I just absolutely can't get used to that 'keep smiling' doctrine. Kind of devaluates the real smile when you feel happy.
Rhiannon Dellacorte
Liberty Vanguard
#85 - 2012-08-24 18:50:45 UTC
Echerie isn't too bad. The glasses obscure most of the face but the sexy beard somewhat makes up for it.

Flanders could be cute if he wasn't sneering.

Xercodo looks like he knows martial arts, but is far too sweet to use them except in helping poor old defenseless grannies. Cyberknight by chance? Or perhaps you're the "tech guy"? Common trope. I can easily imagine Xercodo helping his hot classmate with a particularly difficult quantum thermodynamics problem and his gaze just happening to shift towards her open top when she leans forward to look at their viewer. Or worse, totally clams up in the presence of beautiful women. So adorable.

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A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#86 - 2012-08-24 18:55:28 UTC
Rhiannon Dellacorte wrote:
Echerie isn't too bad.


Thanks, but I shall have you know I am Gallente, and this is a Caldari thread, it seems. Blink

And those glasses let me blush unnoticed, silly romantic Jita child is me...
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
#87 - 2012-08-24 19:00:41 UTC
Talisa Latarien wrote:
...if all was so bad, then why are we not extinct as a people? Lol


Visual attractiveness is not the primary means of mate selection. Even if it were, people base their concept of attractiveness on a range of cultural expectations and personal experiences. After all, early humans didn't have access to showers or dental care, suffered from malnutrition, and aged prematurely. By modern standards, they were likely unattractive, but wouldn't have perceived themselves as such.

Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's.
Talisa Latarien
Dark Tempest Enterprises
#88 - 2012-08-24 19:04:05 UTC
Makkal Hanaya wrote:


Visual attractiveness is not the primary means of mate selection. Even if it were, people base their concept of attractiveness on a range of cultural expectations and personal experiences. After all, early humans didn't have access to showers or dental care, suffered from malnutrition, and aged prematurely. By modern standards, they were likely unattractive, but wouldn't have perceived themselves as such.


True, but we aren't really discussing the physical side only. In fact, I can't think of any physical trait that can relate to being 'icy', while I can well imagine quite a few traits of character that fit the description.
stupidsexyflanders
Destruction Incorporated
#89 - 2012-08-24 19:09:15 UTC
Tall dark and beautiful, words that describe Talisa Latarien.
Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#90 - 2012-08-24 19:13:01 UTC
Beware the toaster. Roll
stupidsexyflanders
Destruction Incorporated
#91 - 2012-08-24 19:16:27 UTC
Pierre Echerie wrote:
Beware the toaster. Roll


Toaster as in......
Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#92 - 2012-08-24 19:17:04 UTC
stupidsexyflanders wrote:
Pierre Echerie wrote:
Beware the toaster. Roll


Toaster as in......


As in 'Fraking Toaster', read her title.
stupidsexyflanders
Destruction Incorporated
#93 - 2012-08-24 19:21:09 UTC
Pierre Echerie wrote:
stupidsexyflanders wrote:
Pierre Echerie wrote:
Beware the toaster. Roll


Toaster as in......


As in 'Fraking Toaster', read her title.


Ive never heard the phrase.... was it on a holovid series?
Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#94 - 2012-08-24 19:23:37 UTC
Indeed. That's how they called those synthetic AI human replicas or some such.
stupidsexyflanders
Destruction Incorporated
#95 - 2012-08-24 19:34:56 UTC
Pierre Echerie wrote:
Indeed. That's how they called those synthetic AI human replicas or some such.


Kind of like a Sansha/Nation thing?
Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#96 - 2012-08-24 19:37:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Pierre Echerie
Not exactly. They look human... feel human. They eat, bleed, make lame jokes, etc. But they are NOT human, and never were. Machines, simply put. Biological machines with silicon in their veins and all that - creepy, really. And they have a Plan.

Kind of what Caldari seem to be like to outsiders. Trust me, spent my better years in Jita. Smile
stupidsexyflanders
Destruction Incorporated
#97 - 2012-08-24 19:41:54 UTC
Pierre Echerie wrote:
Not exactly. They look human... feel human. They eat, bleed, make lame jokes, etc. But they are NOT human, and never were. Machines, simply put. Biological machines with silicon in their veins and all that - creepy, really. And they have a Plan.

Kind of what Caldari seem to be like to outsiders. Trust me, spent my better years in Jita. Smile


Its a good thing that was just a holovid
Pierre Echerie
Horseshoe Industries
#98 - 2012-08-24 19:45:13 UTC
Well, it's a good holoreel, if a long one. 4 seasons of space opera. Actually, the actress that plays 'number 8', one of those 'Cylons', is so good, that people tend to care more for that love side story between her and one human pilot, rather than the main plot line.
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#99 - 2012-08-24 19:58:44 UTC
Rhiannon Dellacorte wrote:
Echerie isn't too bad. The glasses obscure most of the face but the sexy beard somewhat makes up for it.

Flanders could be cute if he wasn't sneering.

Xercodo looks like he knows martial arts, but is far too sweet to use them except in helping poor old defenseless grannies. Cyberknight by chance? Or perhaps you're the "tech guy"? Common trope. I can easily imagine Xercodo helping his hot classmate with a particularly difficult quantum thermodynamics problem and his gaze just happening to shift towards her open top when she leans forward to look at their viewer. Or worse, totally clams up in the presence of beautiful women. So adorable.


Oh so close, but see I'd only look down there cause we both know what it is she's doing by leaning that way in the first place and where it is going.....

I most certainly am helpful to all genders when it comes to understanding and knowledge, but that's not to say I'm not appreciative of a little extra compensation for it.

And they do seem quite receptive to the idea most of the time....

The Drake is a Lie
Anslo
Scope Works
#100 - 2012-08-24 20:00:21 UTC
^ I like this guy.

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