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In the name of Bob
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Brother Zebediah
Exit-Strategy
Unchained Alliance
#1 - 2012-08-23 22:43:40 UTC
Because you cannot get enough of a good thing the true ministry of Bob the provider will offer 50 million ISK for the corpse of any of our brothers martyred while spreading the word of BOB.

Bob is my cloak and my shield so good luck Lol

Must be the corpse of a member of the true ministry of Bob the provider contracted to brother zebediah.

Brother Zeb will be going down the rabbit hole this weekend Smile
Miles Parabellum
Core Collapse Inc
#2 - 2012-08-24 09:16:59 UTC
As a zealot of Bob, I'll be on the lookout.
Good initiave, I'm sure He will reward your dedication.
Rek Seven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-08-24 11:21:24 UTC
Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about?

The wishlist is pretty much complete...
Frying Doom
#4 - 2012-08-24 13:06:32 UTC
Rek Seven wrote:
Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about?

May BoB strike you down for such blasphemy.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Maker Atavuli
Atavuli Exploration Society
#5 - 2012-08-24 15:04:23 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Rek Seven wrote:
Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about?

May BoB strike you down for such blasphemy.




Borthers and Sisters there are some among us who have yet to grasp the omnipotence that is BoB. I say they have been JUDGED and found lacking! May BoB shine his presence upon the worthy, I must now sacrifice a shuttle loaded with a properly aquired corpse to the sun.

I am NOT crazy they made me take my medication this morning!
Le'Mon Tichim
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-08-24 18:03:47 UTC
Rek Seven wrote:
Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about?




Shun the nonbeliever! Shun!

Can you hear them? They are calling to us. It is beautiful. http://thegreattichim.wordpress.com/
Gumby Ambraelle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-08-24 18:22:50 UTC
Rek Seven wrote:
Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about?


May all his exit holes close with a full fleet at his tale.....

may all his shots go wide....

All praise BOB
Rek Seven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2012-08-25 11:12:42 UTC
Irya Boone
The Scope
#9 - 2012-08-25 12:18:35 UTC
BoB the provider is our One of the whormoles we must please him to have anomalies and sig , pvp and everthing fun and in a WH.

So become a believer and pray him.

And as you don't seem to be aware of is omnipotence , just sacrifice a shuttle in a sun for HIm

CCP it's time to remove Off Grid Boost and Put Them on Killmail too, add Logi on killmails .... Open that damn door !!

you shall all bow and pray BoB
chris elliot
Treasury Department
Plug N Play
#10 - 2012-08-25 12:26:49 UTC  |  Edited by: chris elliot
Rek Seven wrote:
Is this supposed to be funny? I don't get it. What is all this BOB rubbish about?



Bob is the random number generator for wormholes. He decides how many ribbons you get, which gas sites spawn, and which hole gets to be your static each time you roll, and who rolls into you.

He is the one that gifts you with rolling a new whole while a tengu fleet is plexing and he is the one that gives you good salvage.





We, being bored as f*ck have named him Bob. As we all know, speaking ill of a computer program can never turn out well.


Fortunately for the unaquainted Bob seems to be pleased with and reward people who do things other than whore his goodness and rewards his followers with good statics and pew to be found as well as good loot drops.


People often report better than normal salvage when a shuttle is flown into an active site and destroyed by the sleepers whilst shouting the magical incantation over coms, which happens to be ''Bob'' said backwards, at the start of any serious pve outing.
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#11 - 2012-08-25 15:18:16 UTC
chris elliot wrote:
which happens to be ''Bob'' said backwards


lol

http://www.wormholes.info
Rengas
AQUILA INC
#12 - 2012-08-25 15:21:02 UTC
Additionally BoB requires all followers to have atrocious speling.
Ayeson
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-08-25 16:31:32 UTC
Rengas wrote:
Additionally BoB requires all followers to have atrocious speling.


RENGAS ALERT RENGAS ALERT

WEE WOO WEE WOO

I ♥ the orthrus
Zarak1 Kenpach1
House of Musashi
Stay Feral
#14 - 2012-08-26 03:09:27 UTC
There is a void in my soul... can BOB be the answer to my emptiness?

May I have a pamphlet?
Frying Doom
#15 - 2012-08-27 12:55:17 UTC
Zarak1 Kenpach1 wrote:
There is a void in my soul... can BOB be the answer to my emptiness?

May I have a pamphlet?

Bob answers all prayers, given a big enough sacrifice.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#16 - 2012-08-27 13:20:26 UTC
Cadrean
Escaped Pilots from Amarr
#17 - 2012-08-27 20:32:23 UTC
Heretics! There is none either than he who is the loot god! You shall all be cast into the fiery pits of eternal terrible drops!
Le'Mon Tichim
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-08-27 20:44:29 UTC
In the beginning, Bob created the static and the spacial phenomenon.

Can you hear them? They are calling to us. It is beautiful. http://thegreattichim.wordpress.com/
oien cabrereas
Gold Trading Inc..
#19 - 2012-08-30 01:09:59 UTC
Its official all WH plots have gone nuts . may Bob be with you
Frying Doom
#20 - 2012-08-31 04:05:45 UTC
Have to all paid homage and sacrificed to the great, all knowing Bob?

All praise be unto to BoB.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
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